Girl pretty much owned the night with this look:   Rihanna attends the Grammy 2013 awards in an Azzedine Alaia dress paired with Neil Lane jewelry and Manolo Blahnik shoes. It’s sexy without being slutty. It’s striking and glamorous. The color looks downright amazing on her....

We thought she was serving up goddess on a silver platter in the last post, but bitches?   Naomi Campbell attends the premiere of ‘The Face’ in New York City in an Azzedine Alaïa gown. You best be bowing down at the moment. Good God, look at that ring. Elizabeth Taylor is...

Okay, let’s start with the good parts before we get to the bitchin’ and the moanin’.   Dakota Fanning attends the ‘Very Good Girls’ premiere during the 2013 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah in Louis Vuitton. Shoes By Azzedine Alaïa. Jewelry by...

GURL! Alicia Keys attends the Keep A Child Alive’s Black Ball Redux 2012 in New York City in an Azzedine Alaïa dress paired with Cartier jewelry. Love that color on you, love that shape on you, love the shoulders, love the hair, love the makeup. We don’t even like chokers, but...

Miss Marion is back in fine form. So much so, that we couldn’t settle on just one look to feature.   Marion Cotillard attends the IFP’s 22nd Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards in New York City in Christian Dior. Christian Dior Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Daiane...

As a public service announcement, and to give you all something to throw darts at today, we would like to remind the world that Halle Berry is a mere 4 years away from her 50th birthday.   Halle Berry covers the November 2012 issue of InStyle magazine photographed by Giampaolo Sgura in a...

We’ll say this for Miss Stacy: she definitely knows how to dress for the occasion. For instance:   Stacy Keibler attends the 4th Annual Variety’s Power of Women Luncheon Presented by Lifetime in a Theory dress accessorized with Jimmy Choo shoes, Neil Lane earrings, and a...

So…we guess animal print’s gonna be her thing now. Heidi Klum unveils her Truly Scrumptious collection at Babies “R” Us in NYC in a MICHAEL Michael Kors caramel leopard print peasant dress paired with a Michael Kors belt and Alaïa sandals. Of course, it’s not...

Much to discuss in the following pictures of Nicole, darlings. We’ll prepare you with an agenda, so you know what to look for: Her shoes Her men’s-style watch Her face.   Nicole Kidman attends the launch of OMEGA House in London in an Azzedine Alaïa dress paired with Manolo...

Let’s take a break from ripping celebrities on the Riviera so we can rip on celebrities at a good old fashioned American awards show, shall we, kittens? Hit it, fame hos:   Alicia Keys in Azzedine Alaïa  It’s an okay dress. Not really loving the hair and we can’t help...

Oh, man. We hate it when we wind up violating a long-held conviction. Zac Efron and Taylor Schilling attend the premiere of “The Lucky One” in Germany. Zac Efron wore a George Clinton suit and Taylor Schilling wore a vintage Azzedine Alaïa dress paired with Jimmy Choo shoes and...

Because making celebrities cry is Job One here at T Lo Making Celebrities Cry Institute, Ltd.   Berenice Bejo in Elie Saab  Very pretty color; kinda shapeless; wrong shoes.   Charlize Theron in Azzedine Alaïa  Outside of Dior commercials, she doesn’t bring enough drama to her...

We don’t get to use the phrase, “in Azzedine Alaïa” in our red carpet posts enough, come to think of it. It’s nice to see it when it happens because you can always count on something interesting. It’s also nice to see starlets dressed like international spies on...

Textbook example coming your way, bitches:   Miley Cyrus attends the 2011 American Giving Awards in LA in a Jenny Packham dress paired with Loree Rodkin jewelry. Jenny Packham Fall 2011 Collection This is a super-pretty dress. We don’t love these sorts of colorless gowns but when...

Darlings, to set you sailing straight into your weekend, here’s your pretty: a megashot of couture from Harper’s Bazaar Australia. Close your eyes and pretend you’re a slightly crazed woman with a huge mansion and a ton of couture, whose only purpose in life is to stand or...

Salma has been strutting around the world in 4-inch heels, poledancing for that cat movie, bless her. But ever since she married that insanely rich French guy, it seems she’s been forced to only wear the brands his company owns or partially owns, e.g., Gucci, Bottega Veneta, Balenciaga,...

We’ve been all over Steffi’s latest drag routine, which we like to call “cracked-out socialite/fairy princess/Greek shipping magnate’s widow,” but we’re not really feeling this one. Lady Gaga shops at Dilli Haat handicrafts market in New Delhi in Azzedile...

Brace yourselves, we’re gonna do that “blogger obnoxiously name-dropping thing” that receives eyerolls (and rightly so) from all quarters. Are you ready? When we attended the Oscar de la Renta Spring 2012 runway show – (Told you.) – the room was awash in...

We have a feeling, given the crack-y nature of last night’s judging, that no one really feels like complimenting any of them right now. Well, don’t you worry, kittens. We worked in some bitchiness for you. Erin Wasson wears Michael Kors. We don’t care if a model goes all...

The September issue of Cosmo offers three different heretofore-unseen sides of Glee star Dianna Agron: Azzedine Alaia There’s angelic-with-the-proportions-of-a-superheroine, robot-faced Dianna… Kevork Kiledjian Then there’s dominatrix-with-two-dimensional-forearms...

If it’s not obvious by now, allow us to articulate: we think of celebrities as our own private little fashion dolls, complete with made-up histories and personalities. Far healthier than actually giving a crap what these drama queens are really like, we say. In that vein, our Beyonce...