Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

Uma, we’re going to invoke the Gay Card, which allows us to say things that our straight brethren sometimes cannot. Uma Thurman attends the Seventh Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in New York City in an Atelier Versace gown. Your tits look spectacular, honey. Moving on to gayer...

Hey, kids! It’s Friday! Let’s do a quick rundown of red carpet highlights from Day Two of the Venice Film Festival and say short, bitchy things about each outfit! Okay? Okay! Abbie Cornish attends the ‘W.E.’ premiere in Atelier Versace. Atelier Versace Spring 2011...

You guys, Katy Perry… she’s a national treasure; a gift from God to gay fashion bloggers like us. Just look at the smorgasbord of crack she laid out for us last night: Atelier Versace Fall 2011 dress Vintage bath mat Chinoiserie. Genius. Excellent use of props. By the way, the...

“The Tree Of Life” premiere at the Cannes Film Festival offered a smorgasbord of fabulosity (even if the movie itself didn’t exactly wow the crowd) with maybe a couple of slight missteps. Everyone looked like a movie star, though. And isn’t that the point of it all,...

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

Valentino Spring 2011 Couture Vogue Italia March 2011 Issue Editorial: “A Precious Glam” Model: Carmen Kass Photographer: Miles Aldridge Stylist: Alice Gentilucci Okay, so that last editorial we sent your way didn’t go over so well, according to the commentariat consensus....

If the Oscars are Hollywood’s prom, then the parties afterward are Hollywood’s Sophomore Dance, when every celeb with a publicist comes crawling out of their holes, straps on some shit-ugly clothes, and parties their ass off for the night, having no idea how ridiculous they look....

Well. That happened. It was an Oscars ceremony punctuated by moments of sappiness, bitchiness, long stretches of nothingness, and the occasional glimpse of craziness. The critics will (or maybe already have) declare it the Worst Oscars Broadcast in Years (or Possibly Ever), but they say that...

Darlings, allow this to serve as a counterpoint to the Grammys red carpet, the theme of which seems to have been “LOOK AT MY LEGS, WORLD! CAN YOU SEE MY LADY BITS TOO? MAYBE!” Emma Watson in Valentino Spring 2011 Couture It’s pretty, if a little dull, color-wise. Everyone...

Beloved unborn fawns, we’re currently on Amtrak heading home after a day of fabulosity and shopping in New York (hence the lessened output today). Thankfully, with a collection as stunningly beautiful as this, we don’t have to say much. In fact, it’s your turn to play home...

Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2011 Spectacular, as she almost always is. Love the exaggerated shoulders. Elisabeth Moss in custom-made Donna Karan Lizzie wore a jewel tone, y’all! She LISTENED to us! Attagirl! The color suits. She sometimes makes the mistake of choosing dresses...

Darlings, there’s so much shit to talk about! Dresses, dresses, dresses! How are we ever going to get it all done this week? We’re just going to have to let go and let God, kittens. Plus, vodka. Hit it! Marisa Tomei in Atelier Versace That’s a lot of dress, perhaps too much...

We’ve got work to do, ladies, so roll up your sleeves and hoist up your tits and let’s get bitchy: January Jones in Versace Spring 2009   Kudos to her for finally bringing it because Miss Jones has made some very unfortunate red carpet decisions in the past. We suspect that...