Early morning services will begin with Miss Jane Fonda, as she delivers the homily.   Jane Fonda attends opening ceremony during the 65th Cannes Film Festival in an Atelier Versace gown paired with Chopard diamond earrings and ring from the Animal World collection. Atelier Versace Fall...

Darlings, here’s your pretty to close out your day and send you off into an evening of serenity and peaceful slumber. Also, hot semi-naked guys. Karlie Kloss straps on some amazing gowns and poses with some top American male olympians for Annie Leibovitz and the pages of Vogue. Close...

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day: Jessica Chastain getting her Tilda on for W Mag:   Jessica Chastain featured in the latest issue of W magazine photographed by Paolo Roversi and styled by Edward Enninful in couture gowns. Giambattista Valli Spring 2012 Couture Collection...

Is the next style phase for Steffi going to be “superhero?” Because we are SO EXCITED if that’s the case. Lady Gaga arriving in Seoul. Atelier Versace Spring 2011 Collection Only you, Steffi; only you. Hot Ginger Handler looks a little tired. Perhaps you should give him a...

RiRi straps on her bitchface (and Atelier Versace) for the cover of Elle.   Rihanna covers the April 2012 issue of ELLE France magazine photographed by Tom Munro and styled by Joe Zee. Hair: Ursula Stephen. Makeup: Mylah Morales. Atelier Versace Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Sigrid Agren...

A digitally remastered version of Cammie graces the cover of InStyle magazine. Cameron Diaz featured in the May 2012 issue of InStyle magazine photographed by Liz Collins and styled by Samira Nasr. Hair: Sebastien Richard. Makeup: Gucci Westman. Dress by Valentino.   Valentino Spring...

Penelope shows off her “SEXY HAIR” for Harper’s. She also shows off her “BOOBS” but they didn’t get a cover credit. Apparently, her hair has a better publicist than her boobs.   Penelope Cruz featured in the May 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar...

Okay, the last dose of daily pretty weirded everyone out, so maybe this one will do the job. Pretty clothes and dream-like pictures. Also: weird sunglasses. Enjoy, darlings.   Vogue Italia March 2012 Editorial: “A Lady In Spring” Model: Marie Piovesan Photographer: Paolo...

Darlings, here’s your end-of-the-day shot of pretty. If you’re phobic about clowns, you might want to scroll quickly, however. But the clothes are gorgeous, we promise! Vogue Paris April 2012 – Haute Couture Model: Natasha Poly Photographer: Mario Sorrenti Stylist:...

Darlings, it was the biggest motion picture event since the last really big motion picture event! The Hunger Games premiere! The first in a series of DOZENS, no doubt. Which is good for some of these kids, because they clearly need some assistance on the style front. We promise this is the...

ONE! LAST! TIME!   Alice Eve We don’t mean to alarm you, Nancy Drew, but your dress appears to be evaporating.   Allison Janney in David Meister Fantastic dress on her. Kinda disappointing hair.   Cheryl Hines Looks like someone’s looking for a man tonight.  ...

Darlings, it was the GAYEST party that ever gay-partied! Which means “taste” was NOT a consideration! Let’s all form opinions on the outrageous tackiness on display, shall we?   Anika Noni Rose Y’know, it’s funny? The last couple of times we saw her on the...

Line ‘em up!   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace What the shit was she doing with her leg all night? Did she come down with a bout of crazy or something? Because usually Angie’s pretty demure when it comes to playing the sex card. That was just odd the way she kept sticking...

Is it too early to declare the B&W getups to officially be a “thing” at the Paris Couture shows? Because Cameron was rocking them and now it appears that Diane is too. Let’s go to the tape.   Diane Kruger attends the Chanel Spring 2012 Couture Show. Chanel Pre-Fall...

You know how, with some celebrities, you wind up developing this lingering fondness for them, even though you can’t really pin down why or recall anything they’ve done recently that you enjoyed? Yes, that sentence is practically writhing in pain at the awkward construction. Give...

For the first time in almost eight years Atelier Versace presented their collection to the public, rather than just private clients. When we saw the pictures, we think we understand why. We’ll state it upfront: we were very disappointed with this collection. The majority of the looks...

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

Uma, we’re going to invoke the Gay Card, which allows us to say things that our straight brethren sometimes cannot. Uma Thurman attends the Seventh Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in New York City in an Atelier Versace gown. Your tits look spectacular, honey. Moving on to gayer...

Hey, kids! It’s Friday! Let’s do a quick rundown of red carpet highlights from Day Two of the Venice Film Festival and say short, bitchy things about each outfit! Okay? Okay! Abbie Cornish attends the ‘W.E.’ premiere in Atelier Versace. Atelier Versace Spring 2011...

You guys, Katy Perry… she’s a national treasure; a gift from God to gay fashion bloggers like us. Just look at the smorgasbord of crack she laid out for us last night: Atelier Versace Fall 2011 dress Vintage bath mat Chinoiserie. Genius. Excellent use of props. By the way, the...