Jane Fonda attends the ‘Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian)’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Versace. Versace Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke     [Photo Credit: getty,...

Selena Gomez attends the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada in an Atelier Versace couture gown Kristian Aadnevik sheer dress accessorized with Jimmy Choo shoes and Neil Lane jewelry. Atelier Versace Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Daria Strokous (WOMEN)       [Photo...

We appreciate the thinking behind this one:   Elizabeth Banks attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in an Atelier Versace dress paired with Brian Atwood sandals. Atelier Versace Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Vika Falileeva (VIVA) Brian Atwood Ankle...

We’re not feeling this:   Mila Kunis attends the premiere of ‘Oz The Great And Powerful’ in Moscow, Russia in an custom Atelier Versace dress. It’s not awful. And she obviously has the bod for the dress. In fact, we’re impressed with its ability to make her...

We’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism?   Allison Williams in Valentino  Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s...

We don’t want to over-WERQ this poor girl – and if you’d told us a week ago that we’d be double-WERQing Selena Gomez in the near future, we would have laughed loud and long – but as much as we tried to resist the impulse to snap and roll our necks, we’re...

Selena got herself a Nylon Mag cover and we all know what that means: a party in her honor and a really showy Versace dress. In this instance it’s the most Frankendress-y dress we’ve ever seen. A Frankendress to out-Frankendress all other Frankendresses.   Selena Gomez...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

Claire wisely brought her own wind machine with her:   Claire Danes attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in an Atelier Versace gown. And wouldn’t you, if you had had her killer head of hair? We’re more than over the standard red gown, but we have to give the lady some props....

Miss Uma is rocking the shit out this suit and we are swooning, because we’re huge proponents of ladypants on the red carpet.   Uma Thurman attends the premiere of ‘Playing For Keeps’ in New York City in Atelier Versace. Simple and classic. We’re not in love with...

A computer simulation of Gwyneth Paltrow graces the cover of InStyle UK. Gwyneth Paltrow covers the January 2012 issue of InStyle UK Magazine in a Jil Sander coat. That is some Gollum-level CGI going on there. Jil Sander Fall 2012 Collection Inside, Gwyneth tells us all about her life. Again....

Velvet gowns, darlings. They’re tough as hell to pull off, even for the preternaturally thin. Uma Thurman attends the 9th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in an Atelier Versace gown. But we’ve gotta say, Miss Uma’s coming damn close to making it happen here. It helps that: The...

Darlings, we’ve been remiss in bringing you a Pretty of the Day in order to get you all centered and serene and shit. Allow us to rectify. With Vogue China, a buttload of couture, and a title like “Simply Elegant,” there’s not much left for us to say, is there? Enjoy,...

Darlings, we’re wiped out, and a picture’s supposedly worth a thousand words, so we’re gonna let Miss Karlie do all the WERQ. She’s more than up to the task. Enjoy your pretty of the day, dolls. It’s a keeper. W Magazine editorial titled ‘Sweet...

Oh, PennyChica. This is so wrong.   Penelope Cruz attends the premiere of ‘Twice Born’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival in a vintage Atelier Versace gown paired with Swarovski jewelry. First, there’s the Barbie-Pink color. That’s not working...

That we are giving Selena Gomez a WERQ is notable enough, because sweet as she is, we’d never peg her for the “When this stiletto hits the carpet, get the fuck out of my way” type. That we are giving her TWO WERQs has us a little concerned about the apocalypse. But we can...

The thing with Kate Hudson, when you’re a bitchy fashion blogger, is that, over time and without you realizing it, you develop an attitude towards her; an attitude that can only be summed up as, “Okay, fine, Kate Hudson. What? What do you want?” We have a feeling every...

  Taking inspiration from the Tarot, and fooling around with the concepts of deconstruction and reconstruction, Atelier Versace offered up a collection far more elegant and less out-there than last season’s. “Elegant” isn’t usually a word that springs to mind with...

We’re feeling a little fashion-cranky today. Not really loving how the stars have been dressing lately. We need a shot of Gaga right now looking like a comic book supervillain. Lady Gaga at Park Hyatt Hotel in Sydney in an Atelier Versace gown paired with custom-made Brian Atwood shoes....

Like so many others – Blanchett, Swinton, Saldana (okay, maybe not that many others ) – Lucy Liu is in that rarefied group of people we find it very difficult to criticize. In fact, when one of our PhD-level dress-wearers puts something on that isn’t working for us, we tend...

Darlings, the stars came down from the sky for a very good cause. Let’s show our appreciation by critiquing their clothes!   Berenice Bejo in Giambattista Valli Couture Absolutely gorgeous. We’re not crazy about the shoulders, but this more than makes up for that monstrosity...