Ashley Olsen attends the 6th Annual Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic in a red floor-length kaftan accessorized with The Row sunglasses and bag and Hermes sandals. Hermès ‘Oran’ Sandals The Row Flap Bag       [Photo Credit: Marco Sagliocco/PRPhotos.com, hermes.com,...

Darlings, if we never see a gown again after this … well, we’d kinda be out of a job, but still. Suffice it to say, we’re OVER IT. But we’ll see it through, to the bitter end.   Ashley Olsen in Vintage Christian Dior She’s an Olsen twin, which means the...

After winning the Womenswear Designer of the Year award at the CFDAs last night (no, really), Dark Olsen and Light Olsen share a moment of jubilant triumph: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attend the 2012 CFDA Fashion Awards in The Row.  Or not. It’s hard to tell. Mary-Kate wore top, skirt...

Darlings, the Olsens got the gowns-and-airbrush treatment for Elle UK. We refuse to put any effort into identifying either of them. Thankfully, Elle UK considered lazy shits like us when composing the covers. We are to assume then, that this is the Ashley, right? Killer dress and great...

We’re home, darlings! Our cologne bottles didn’t break in our luggage and our cats didn’t eat each other in a horrifying, frenzied lapse into feralism OR destroy anything in kitty resentment. All is right with the world. But we just can’t say goodbye to Fashion Week...

Call us lazy whores if you want, you won’t be the first ones, but we took a good long look at these pictures and realized that it doesn’t really matter what we say here because the conversation’s only going to go in one direction. Ashley Olsen out and about with her new...

Kittens, the red carpets of the world have been boring the crap out of us for weeks now. We started the “Man on the Street” posts because we felt it was the only place you could find celebrity males wearing anything worth talking about. We weren’t keen on doing a ladies...

Darlings, if the Met Gala is fashion’s prom night, then we suppose the CFDAs are more like a school awards banquet, except everyone’s afraid to move too much or eat anything because they’re all dressed in thousands of dollars of borrowed clothes. Ah fashion world,...

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

Darlings, the world of fashion crowned its homecoming king at the annual fashion prom, the Council of Fashion Designers of America 2008 Fashion Awards. Calvin Klein Collection designer (and S3 PR judge) Francisco Costa took home the Womenswear Designer of the Year award for the second time....

The Met had their annual Costume Institute Gala and this year, because of the current Met exhibit, the theme was superheroes. “Fashion not only shares the superhero’s metaphoric malleability, but actually embraces and responds to the particular metaphors that the superhero represents,...