Ashley Greene attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Marchesa gown accessorized with Harry Winston jewelry. Marchesa Fall 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Ashley Greene attends Andrea’s Restaurant at the Wynn Las Vegas Grand Opening in Bardot.     [Photo Credit:...

We’re not super-crazy about bodices that look more like underwear, but something about this really appeals to us:   Ashley Greene attends the screening of ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2′ in New York City in a Donna Karan Atelier navy corset gown. It helps that...

We’ve always maintained that it shows questionable personal style when a celeb recreates a runway look exactly, but sometimes, you’ve just gotta go with what the designer intended.   Ashley Greene attends The Ninth Annual CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards in New York City in Wes...

Ashley Greene attends ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ World Premiere in a chiffon Donna Karan Atelier gown paired with Bulgari jewelry.     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, David Gabber, Izumi Hasegawa/PR...

Is it weird that we shouted “YES! THANK YOU, ASHLEY GREENE, THANK YOU!” when we saw these pictures? Well, who cares what you think anyway? What’s weird is how rare it is to see a gorgeous young ladystar put on the pants for a sitdown. Ashley Greene makes an appearance on...

We’ve been arguing for some time that stylists and the ladystars they dress can be awfully lemming-like in their choices. You turn around one day and suddenly everyone’s sporting pointy-toed pumps, or red clutches, or men’s watches. We get why these folks want to give the...

Hit it, powerful women!   Ashley Greene in Roland Mouret It’s good. Nothing awe-inspiring or anything, but when you look like her, a tight red dress is sometimes all you need. It’s a bit too tight, though. She’s right on the verge of baby heads. And we hate the shoes,...

Ashley Greene is serving up Jessica Rabbit realness.   Ashley Greene attends the premiere of ‘The Apparition’ in Hollywood in a Donna Karan Atelier fuchsia gown paired with Jimmy Choo nude sandals and jewelry by Kimberly McDonald.  Jimmy Choo ‘Vita’ Peep-toe...

Ashley looks fabulous from the waist up and comfortable from the waist down. Ashley Greene out and about in West Hollywood.  Fifteen-Twenty Sleeveless Ruffle Top. Talula Little Johnny Shorts. Jimmy Choo Studded Black Handbag. Stella McCartney Oversized Round Sunglasses. Yosi Samra Olga YSFL...

Darlings, it was the Do Something Awards! Don’t just sit there … JUDGE SOMEONE!   Alex Frnka in Contrarian  Geez, we’re gonna start off with a really mean one, but this looks like an old prom dress bought in a consignment shop.   Ashley Greene in Michael Kors...

Question: Why would you take someone like the stunningly beautiful Ashley Greene; someone who knows how to wear clothes well… Vintage blazer by Moschino. T-shirt and bandana by What Goes Around Comes Around. Shoes by Dsquared2. Ashley Greene covers the August 2012 issue of Nylon...

Comic Con, bitches! Where angry nerds in TARDIS and Wonder Woman costumes resent the starlets cluttering up the hallways! We’re torn. Tom is a nerd; Lorenzo is a fashionisto. Tom thinks the TARDIS-attired have a point; Lorenzo just loves another chance to look at famous people wearing...

Okay, our Carrie Day (and a half) is behind us and we’ve gotta get back to work delivering the kind of bitchery y’all love so much. But first, kindness and positivity. Sue us. We’re sore and tired and we haven’t had enough coffee yet, so we’re taking the easy way...

We always see Ashley at the DKNY and Donna Karan runway shows during Fashion Week and we’re struck by two things each time: Her jaw-dropping beauty, which believe it or not, doesn’t translate to pictures, and How much she embodies the DKNY woman; all urban chic and strong walk. So...

Ashley Greene, we are standing at our desks, clapping, and shouting “Brava, darling! BRAVA!”   Ashley Greene out and about in Los Angeles in a DKNY dress.  DKNY Spring 2012 Collection Because you could’ve just hit the streets in a pair of cutoffs and Uggs or something...

Darlings, our minds are a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of ambiguity.* You see, we find ourselves liking this, even though by all rights, we shouldn’t. *cf. Ashley Greene attends the 2012 CMT Music awards in Tennessee in a Donna Karan...

Let’s DO this, bitches! Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli Very pretty. Lose the metallic bow and it might even be perfect.   Ashley Greene in Donna Karan Atelier We wish it didn’t look so bridal because she looks gorgeous. If only it wasn’t in white.   Cameron Diaz...

We like this. But do we like-like it or just like it? Walk with us. Ashley Greene visits Macy’s Herald Square in New York City. DKNY Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Johanna Gronholm Around these parts, we talk a lot about how clothes change when they’re photographed; how going...

Darlings, it’s time once again to check in on the famous, the nearly famous, and the pseudo-famous in the front rows of New York Fashion Week. And also to judge them!   Derek Lam Fall 2012 Show Anna Wintour Serving it up, Wintour-style. Glenda Bailey Joe Zee, Robbie Myers, Anne...

It’s apparently “Purple Dress with Peep-Toes” day here at T Lo Theme-Seeking Industries, Inc. We almost didn’t feature this look just because Kristen Davis sort of got there first. Ashley Greene attends the Lucky magazine cover party in a DKNY dress paired with a...