Can’t slow down now! This Bitchtrain is ROLLING. Hop on! Ana Gasteyer  We will be kind, say, “That’s not your dress,” and leave it at that, Ana.   Ashley Benson in Alice + Olivia Cute. Precious bordering on twee, but she’s young and it suits her.   Busy...

Who’s ready to feel old and out of touch? YOU ARE, kittens! It’s the 2011 Teen Choice Awards and a bunch of people with really silly names hopped up on the red carpet because they’re finally tall enough to get on this ride. Let’s puncture some self-importance together,...

Let’s get cracking, kittens! There’s a boatload of bad dresses to discuss and we’re just the bitches to do the discussing! Hit it, ladies, we never heard of! Aimee Teegarden in Alice + Olivia It’s pretty. We love the colors and it fits her well. Amanda Bynes in Hervé...

Darlings, it was the 13th Annual Young Hollywood Awards in Los Angeles, because you’ve got to get the little nippers started early on their acceptance speeches. We’ve got a LOT of red carpet to cover today, so we’re doing this rapid-fire. Strap yourselves in. Aimee Teegarden...

Darlings, two stars came out for the “Pirates of the Caribbean XIX: More Piratey!” movie premiere at Disneyland! Plus a bunch of contractually obligated D-listers showed up too! And Jodie Foster stopped by in between errands! Let’s point and laugh.   Penelope Cruz in...