Darlings, we tweeted for SIX STRAIGHT HOURS last night! And can we just say? If you tweet for 6 straight hours, your sleep cycle gets very staccato and you wind up waking up over and over again. We’re pretty sure that’s because our dreams were all only 140 characters long. Hit it!...
BAFTA Awards 2012 Red Carpet – Part ONEDarlings, it was that BAFTAs! That wacky British awards ceremony where they all use the “loo” and spell “realize” with an s! Let’s rip their dresses anyway! Alycia Lane A pretty great dress poorly served by bland shoes and a necklace that doesn’t go... Armani Privé Spring 2012 CollectionDarlings, here’s your Daily Pretty. No, scratch that. Here’s your Daily Stunning: the Armani Privé spring 2012 collection, inspired by snakes and reptiles. Maybe the thought of python skin doesn’t scream “pretty” to you, but these gorgeous looks should get you to... Harper’s Bazaar Australia: Lady of the HouseDarlings, to set you sailing straight into your weekend, here’s your pretty: a megashot of couture from Harper’s Bazaar Australia. Close your eyes and pretend you’re a slightly crazed woman with a huge mansion and a ton of couture, whose only purpose in life is to stand or... In or Out: Jessica Alba in Armani PrivéMuch to discuss with Jessica’s look, darlings, which is in itself notable because normally the only thing worth voicing with her is “Honey, no,” and “Crack a smile, you’re rich and hot.” Jessica Alba attends the Armani Hotel Milano Opening in Armani Privé.... Cover Girl: Rihanna for Vogue UKYou know, we really should be getting on Rihanna’s case for immediately going for the Marilyn look right after ditching the Ronald McDonald/Jessica Rabbit hair she’d been sporting for so long. But one look at this picture… Rihanna featured in the November 2011... Beyonce for UK Harper’s BazaarIf it’s not obvious by now, allow us to articulate: we think of celebrities as our own private little fashion dolls, complete with made-up histories and personalities. Far healthier than actually giving a crap what these drama queens are really like, we say. In that vein, our Beyonce... Armani Privé Fall 2011 Couture CollectionWe are WAY behind on the couture collections lately. Expect an info dump of fabulousness in the next couple of days. First up, Giorgio Armani, who presented a couture collection that he called an homage to Japan, which seems to us to be the reverse of a collection that takes inspiration from... In or Out: Cate Blanchett in Armani PrivéOkay, we’ve all had our fun at Ke$ha’s expense; now the real work starts. As dedicated minions may know, Empress Cate of Ferocity has let us all down in recent days; opting to forego her normal fierce and fabulous looks in order to show up on red carpets looking like a dowdy real... Princess Charlene’s Wedding GownLeave it to those colorful Flying Grimaldis to give the world a royal wedding with enough delicious rumors to fill an entire season of Dynasty. From illegitimate children to confiscated passports, this endeavor could have used a couple fights in a fountain and more shoulderpads, but all in... Cannes Watch: “This Must Be The Place” Prem...Darlings, we’ll be honest: a host of factors has made this Pain Week in the T Lo household and we’re cranky and popping a succession of pills. That’s the thing about being a gay blogging couple. Some days you’re Grey Gardens and some days you’re Valley of the... Cannes Watch: “The Tree Of Life” Premiere“The Tree Of Life” premiere at the Cannes Film Festival offered a smorgasbord of fabulosity (even if the movie itself didn’t exactly wow the crowd) with maybe a couple of slight missteps. Everyone looked like a movie star, though. And isn’t that the point of it all,... Vogue Italia: A Precious Glam with Carmen KassValentino Spring 2011 Couture Vogue Italia March 2011 Issue Editorial: “A Precious Glam” Model: Carmen Kass Photographer: Miles Aldridge Stylist: Alice Gentilucci Okay, so that last editorial we sent your way didn’t go over so well, according to the commentariat consensus.... Kate Moss in Couture for Vogue Japan (NSFW)Givenchy Spring 2011 Couture/Model: Jiang Xiao Yi (SILENT) Vogue Japan May 2011 Issue Editorial: “Perfection in Couture” Photographed by Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott Styled by George Cortina Makeup: Charlotte Tibury Hair: Paul Hanlon We’d like to say... Celine Dion’s Stage Costumes at the ColosseumCeline Dion performs her new show at The Colosseum at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. So Lo comes to T this morning for our daily editorial meeting (in pajamas, bien sur) and says “We could do a post about Celine Dion’s stage costumes.” “Oh, YES,” replied... 2011 Oscars Red Carpet – Part 2Y’know, the bitchery’s just not flowing this morning, kittens. The ladies did pretty well last night, we have to say. But for you, we’ll try to work something up. Bitchery’s like phlegm that way; a couple good strong throat-clearings and the next thing you know,... 2011 Oscars Red Carpet – Part 1Annette Bening in Naeem Khan Fall 2011 We’re suckers for little sleeves on a gown and right now we’re loving all the pewter metallics out there, so this dress played right to our particular tastes. We think she looks amazing. Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein... Anne Hathaway’s Oscar LooksWell. That happened. It was an Oscars ceremony punctuated by moments of sappiness, bitchiness, long stretches of nothingness, and the occasional glimpse of craziness. The critics will (or maybe already have) declare it the Worst Oscars Broadcast in Years (or Possibly Ever), but they say that... Jodie Foster and Kirsten Dunst at the Paris Couture Sho...Jodie Foster attends the Armani Privé Haute Couture Spring 2011 Fashion Show What a gorgeous and dramatic coat. What a chic “Parisian lesbian in the ’20s” hairstyle. What fabulous gams. When Jodie’s on, she’s really on. Kirsten Dunst attends the Chanel... Armani Privé Haute Couture Spring 2011 CollectionGiorgio Armani put together a futuristic, sci-fi, Jetsons-like collection, topped it off with striking Philip Treacy flying saucer hats, and sent it gliding down the runway; the models descending to earth in their liquid-like gowns adorned with sparkly crystals. There’s an amazing sense... 2011 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet P3Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta We heard some criticisms of this dress, and while it’s a bit expected and there’s a bit too much skirt, we don’t think she looks bad at all. That’s a tough color, though. Amy Adams in Marchesa Again: not loving the train/puddle... |