Keep it moving, people.   Allison Williams in J. Mendel Oddly stiff and unflattering.     Ariel Winter in Valentino Adorable, but we could have done without the headband.     Debra Messing in Donna Karan Entirely unflattering. And the skirt looks like the inside of...

Darlings, it was Teen Vogue’s 10th Anniversary young Hollywood party and all the little misses got dressed up all ladylike and shit!     Ariel Winter in Collette Dinnigan We’re not kidding about that ladylike crack. Ariel tends toward dressing far older than her 14...

Homestretch, bitches. You can DO this!   Amanda Peet in Calvin Klein After seeing… we think it was Kat Dennings in one, we briefly considered tweeting that jeweled headbands were going to be a trend on the Emmys RC after we got a load of Miss Peet. But it appears our instincts to...

Ariel Winter, you are wearing a cute, colorful, girly dress that’s slightly off the beaten track. We approve wholeheartedly.   Ariel Winter attends the WWE SummerSlam VIP Kick-Off Party in Beverly Hills, California in a Jay Godfrey dress paired with Brian Atwood sandals. Brian...

Lately, it seems like we’ve been cast – much against our will, mind you – as the Grumpy Gay Uncles, harrumphing at every under-18 starlet for dressing too old. In our defense, we’re harrumphing because these little girls look frumpy, not slutty. To be perfectly honest,...

Darlings, it was the Critics’ Choice Television Awards, where the stars come out on their best behavior because if there’s one thing a star cannot abide, it’s criticism. So let’s get to criticizing, bitches!   Aisha Tyler  It looks like a decent enough dress on...

It’s a beautiful day outside our office windows, which means we are starting it off cranky. Because wouldn’t you rather be looking at a beautiful day rather than a computer screen? You would. Probably. Some of you are kind of weird, though, so we can’t really predict what...

And now, a pretty little princess: Ariel Winter attends the 37th Annual Gracie Awards Gala in Los Angeles in an Alice + Olivia by Stacey Bendet gown. Le Vian ring and earrings. Le Vian Yellow Gold Vanilla Diamonds™ and Chocolate Diamonds® Earrings  Le Vian Yellow Gold Vanilla Diamonds™ and...

No time for talk, ladies! Hop on the bitchtrain!   Aleksa Palladino At this point, we’re starting to think ladystars wear these bland lace dresses because they’re hoping to blend in. To which we say, “It’s a red carpet, honey. Blending in is for losers and...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

Precious Unborn Fawns, it was the  2011 Critics’ Choice Television Awards, an event that inspired neither gowns nor the employment of stylists, apparently. To be fair, almost everyone looked okay. Mostly boring looks, but very few disasters. Lets rip them anyway. Anna Torv in Rachel Roy...

Darlings, it was the 13th Annual Young Hollywood Awards in Los Angeles, because you’ve got to get the little nippers started early on their acceptance speeches. We’ve got a LOT of red carpet to cover today, so we’re doing this rapid-fire. Strap yourselves in. Aimee Teegarden...

Darlings, it was the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton on April 30, 2011 in Washington, DC. As the saying goes, “Politics is show business for ugly people,” so let’s see who they shipped in to pretty the place up, shall we?...

Absolutely adorable. We imagine this dress wouldn’t look so effortless on any woman out of her teens, which makes it perfect for her. We also like the simple, girlish hair. It’s refreshing when a female teen star actually looks her age. She could have gone all up ‘do and...