It’s no surprise that Miss Marion would absolutely nail the dress code for Cannes. Not that there’s a literal dress code; just that one shouldn’t default to normal film premiere/Oscars red carpet-style looks. You’re on the Riviera, darlings. And that should inspire...

Whenever two of our cats are fighting with each other* and we’re forced to separate them, we use a line from the camp classic Drop Dead Gorgeous. No, not “JESUS LOVES WINNERS!” although that would be pretty funny. What we say instead is “I know, dear. We all hate...

Jennifer Garner attends the 65th Annual Directors Guild of America Awards in an Antonio Berardi dress paired with Cartier jewelry and a Ferragamo clutch and sandals. Antonio Berardi Resort 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,...

Miss Freida, we’re quite tired after a long day of red carpet bitchery, so we’re going to keep this quite brief. We love your dress.   Freida Pinto attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in an Antonio Berardi dress. Antonio Berardi...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

Our first impulse is that this looks a bit too “LOOK AT ME!!!!!” for a group cast photocall:   Anne Hathaway attends the photocall for ‘Les Miserables’ in Tokyo in Antonio Berardi. Antonio Berardi Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Irina Nikolaeva Our second impulse...

We bet that many of you, like us, were all “Cate ‘Galadriel’ Blanchett at The Hobbit premiere? Sign me up! Let’s see it, girl!” Or something to that effect. And if you are even more like us, you’re probably gonna give out a disappointed “Oh” at...

Chloe Moretz hangs on to our every word. It’s true.   Chloë Moretz attends the 2012 New York Comic Con in Antonio Berardi. Sandals by Sophia Webster. Antonio Berardi Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Pauline van der Cruysse Sophia Webster Sandal We said the other day that the outfit...

We’ve been arguing for some time that stylists and the ladystars they dress can be awfully lemming-like in their choices. You turn around one day and suddenly everyone’s sporting pointy-toed pumps, or red clutches, or men’s watches. We get why these folks want to give the...

We unreservedly loved this the second we saw it, but many, many twitter-peeps vehemently disagreed. Nicole Kidman attends the 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in an Antonio Berardi dress paired with Fred Leighton jewelry. Antonio Berardi Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Irina Nikolaeva Those...

We don’t know what it is, but it seems like lately, the beauty and fashion mags keep putting pictures of stars on the cover looking like they’re in the middle of delivering a very pointed comment to the photographer. Keira Knightley is featured in the September 2012 issue of...

Hi Steffi. Lady Gaga arrives at the Stamford Plaza in Auckland, New Zealand in an Antonio Berardi dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps. Antonio Berardi Fall 2012 Collection You are so totally working a “Lana Turner at her daughter’s murder trial” look and we totally...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day, a summer Olympics-themed spread from Vogue UK. Now, we’re aware that an editorial depicting models faux-competing in Olympic events while wearing designer gowns sounds like something Patsy Stone would pitch in the middle of a coke binge,...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

  Rachel Zoe Yes, the crocus is blooming, but let’s cast our fashion minds forward to the next time the weather turns cold and the leaves go out in a blaze of glory. Winter whites, darlings: cool, creamy, and sophisticated, they’re a defiant shot of light in the midst of a...

  Diane von Furstenberg Is it time, ladies? Has the stench of Gypsy Rose Lee and Miss Piggy been washed away?  Is it time for the long-maligned opera glove to come back to the world of fashion? Alexander Wang, Antonio Berardi, Betsey Johnson Carolina Herrera, Chanel, Christian Dior Diane...

They’re completely ridiculous and we hate them. Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone attend the Nickelodeon’s 25th Annual Kids’ Choice Awards. Emma Stone wore top and skirt by  Antonio Berardi  paired with Alejandro Ingelmo shoes and Irene Neuwirth jewelry. Antonio Berardi Fall...

We almost never start the day off with an editorial. We don’t know why, but we tend to see them as afternoon and evening posts; something pretty to look at when you’re in the midst of or near the end of the day. Of course it’s a silly thing to think about because the number...

ONE! LAST! TIME!   Alice Eve We don’t mean to alarm you, Nancy Drew, but your dress appears to be evaporating.   Allison Janney in David Meister Fantastic dress on her. Kinda disappointing hair.   Cheryl Hines Looks like someone’s looking for a man tonight.  ...

Precious Unborn Fawns, you didn’t think we were done with our Oscars coverage, did you? Silly PUFs. The bitchery doesn’t stop until T & Lo drop, you should know that!   Adepero Oduye Cute. We feel like the proportions on the skirt are a little off; like maybe it should...

Darlings, it was the 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards. Sort of an Oscars pre-party where everyone dresses shitty because they know they can.   Adepero Oduye Honey, no. We’re sorry, but no. Back in the limo you have to go. Those sound like the opening lines of a Dr. Seuss book...