Hit it, D-Listers! Oh, we’re just teasing. Hit it, C-Listers!     Anna Paquin in Alexander McQueen The dress is fine, but wow do we ever NOT like her hair. Very aging and matronly. In fact, the whole look strikes us as a bit too serious.     Danai Gurira in Tadashi...

Sookie and Lady Clairol are back! Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer attend HBO’s “True Blood” Season 5 Los Angeles Premiere. Anna Paquin wore a Rachel Comey dress paired with Casadei shoes. Clutch by Christian Louboutin. Jewelry by Stephen Webster. Rachel Comey Spring 2012...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

Darlings, it was the GAYEST party that ever gay-partied! Which means “taste” was NOT a consideration! Let’s all form opinions on the outrageous tackiness on display, shall we?   Anika Noni Rose Y’know, it’s funny? The last couple of times we saw her on the...

Let’s check in again and see how the ladies did in their efforts to navigate the sea of nerdery in San Diego. Freida Pinto attends ‘Immortals’ Press Line during Comic-Con 2011 in San Diego. Michael Kors Resort 2012 Collection See, that’s the thing about “this...

Darlings, you come here presumably because you’re kind of bitchy. And like fireflies in the night, bitchy people find themselves congregating with other bitchy people. So here’s something bitchy:  Sookie goes retro and we think it’s the worst styling decision we’ve...

TWO “Pairs Division” entries in one day! God bless celebucouples for being so entertaining. That said, do these two have a portmanteau yet? We don’t follow True Blood fandom, even though Lorenzo went from loving to liking the show. Paquer? Moyquin? Sounds like generic drug...

Darlings, it was the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton on April 30, 2011 in Washington, DC. As the saying goes, “Politics is show business for ugly people,” so let’s see who they shipped in to pretty the place up, shall we?...

Darlings, it was the “Scream 4″ world premiere at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood and the style directive was clear: everyone must wear shitty, boring dresses. Aimee Teegarden in Emporio Armani We’ve seen more exciting lamp shades in Target. Alison Brie in Paule...

If the Oscars are Hollywood’s prom, then the parties afterward are Hollywood’s Sophomore Dance, when every celeb with a publicist comes crawling out of their holes, straps on some shit-ugly clothes, and parties their ass off for the night, having no idea how ridiculous they look....