Thank goodness Saint Laurent has their new “Messiah” line, for the glamorous girl on the go who’s busy saving the world from itself. Angelina Jolie attends the Women in the World Summit 2013 in New York City in Saint Laurent. Saint Laurent Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Grace...

Why the hell does Angelina Jolie always dress like she’s at a funeral?   Angelina Jolie attends screening of her new film “In the Land of Blood and Honey” at the Foreign Commonwealth Office in London. Angelina Jolie wore a L’Agence long sleeve wrap dress from the...

Line ‘em up!   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace What the shit was she doing with her leg all night? Did she come down with a bout of crazy or something? Because usually Angie’s pretty demure when it comes to playing the sex card. That was just odd the way she kept sticking...

We actually argued over whether or not to feature this look. Angelina Jolie attends the Cinema for Peace Gala during the 62nd Berlin International Film Festival in Berlin in Ralph & Russo. “I’m SO TIRED of talking about her and her effort-free styling choices,” whined...

Darlings, celebrities clawed their way out of their holes in the ground and made their way to toward the light, in the hope that once they got there, someone would hand them an award. Let us judge them.   Aimee Garcia Terrible color for her.   Angelina Jolie in Jenny Packham...

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

Darlings, what better way to jump into the week than by starting it off with a little glamour and stiff body language? True, starting off the week in bed is, in fact, the better deal but nobody likes a smartass.  Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attend the 23rd Annual Palm Springs International...

We did it for the boys last week and that proved so popular that we’re forcing the ladies into a face-giving cage match. Once again, our question is simple:   Who is giving the best face on the January 2012 Marie Claire cover?   Jolie’s bringing her A-game, but...

Let’s hear it for putting a little effort in!   Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attend the premiere of “In the Land of Blood and Honey” in Los Angeles. Angelina Jolie wears a midnight blue asymmetrical one shoulder evening gown by Romona Keveza. Because these two so rarely...

Darlings, Angelina took a unicorn chariot down from her palace in the clouds to walk amongst the lesser folk for a while. And also to promote her directorial debut, “In the Land of Blood and Honey.” Assessments are in order.   That’s a great color on her, but it could...

Darlings, it’s such a relief when these two get it right. It just doesn’t happen often enough. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the “Moneyball” Premiere during the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival. Angelia Jolie is wearing a Vivienne Westwood gown paired with a...

NEWSFLASH: Two genetically superior superstars continue to pretend like they’re not. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attend the closing ceremony of the 17th Sarajevo Film Festival. Angelina Jolie is wearing an Elie Saab dress. Elie Saab Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Constance Jablonski...

Kittens, Mondays blow, so let’s all once again take a page from Angelina Jolie, because don’t we all look to her for guidance when the going gets rough? Sit. Breathe. Look into the distance. A swamp would be nice right about now. Angeline Jolie photographed by Annie Leibovitz for...

Angie and Brad showed up at the LA premiere of “The Tree of Life” at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art looking PISSED. Angelina Jolie is wearing a Jenny Packham gown. HE: Looks like a greasy douchebag. Don’t ever let it be said that we mince our words. Take your damn...

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the Los Angeles premiere of “Kung Fu Panda 2″ and took the moment to remind the world that their genetic superiority makes them too good for color. Michael Kors Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Daphne Groeneveld SHE: Looks funereal as usual, even...

“The Tree Of Life” premiere at the Cannes Film Festival offered a smorgasbord of fabulosity (even if the movie itself didn’t exactly wow the crowd) with maybe a couple of slight missteps. Everyone looked like a movie star, though. And isn’t that the point of it all,...

Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2011 Spectacular, as she almost always is. Love the exaggerated shoulders. Elisabeth Moss in custom-made Donna Karan Lizzie wore a jewel tone, y’all! She LISTENED to us! Attagirl! The color suits. She sometimes makes the mistake of choosing dresses...

Stay with us, bitches! We’ve got a lot of ripping ahead of us, so get your coffee and settle in. Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior Fall 2008 Couture We can understand why she made the alterations, but it was a more interesting dress before them. Still, she looks beautiful, and every...

Angelina Jolie in Max Azria Spring 2009 Honey, you can flip it around and wear it backwards if you want. It’s still a shapeless mess. What’s up her ass lately? Is this like a “serious actress” kind of thing? Or is it a “I’m a humanitarian, so I can’t...

We’ve got work to do, ladies, so roll up your sleeves and hoist up your tits and let’s get bitchy: January Jones in Versace Spring 2009   Kudos to her for finally bringing it because Miss Jones has made some very unfortunate red carpet decisions in the past. We suspect that...