Hey kids! It’s the Third Annual ELLE Women In Music Event at Avalon in Hollywood, California! Let’s judge!   Amy Heidemann On the one hand, we kind of love her for striking a confident pose rather than the standard “I’m just a girl. A girl who has to pee”...

We’re rolling up our sleeves, cracking our knuckles and doing some preliminary stretches. You should too, darlings. We’ve got a metric shit-ton of celebrities to criticize and we don’t want any of you to strain yourselves. Ready? Warmed up? Let’s DO THIS.   Adam...