Let’s DO this, bitches! Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli Very pretty. Lose the metallic bow and it might even be perfect.   Ashley Greene in Donna Karan Atelier We wish it didn’t look so bridal because she looks gorgeous. If only it wasn’t in white.   Cameron Diaz...

Darlings, it was the Vanity Fair Oscar party! Where people who weren’t invited to the main event get dressed up and people who were invited to the main event get dressed down! Let’s judge! Abbie Cornish in Tommy Hilfiger Simple and perfect.   Amy Adams in Vivienne Westwood...

Kittens, what do we all think of this look from Amy?   Amy Adams attends the premiere of “The Muppets” in Los Angeles in a Roland Mouret dress paired with Jimmy Choo pumps. Roland Mouret Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Jac (IMG) We’ll tell you what we think. We think it...

Darlings, it was the prom night of the fashion world, as anybody who’s anybody descended on  New York City with their stomachs sucked in and in their very best borrowed finery. We’ve got a LOT of ground to cover, so get your coffee and let’s get started. Amy Adams in...

Y’know, the bitchery’s just not flowing this morning, kittens. The ladies did pretty well last night, we have to say. But for you, we’ll try to work something up. Bitchery’s like phlegm that way; a couple good strong throat-clearings and the next thing you know,...

Darlings, Sunday night is Hollywood’s Prom, the Academy Awards. And you know how it is with proms: yours were always less extravagant and more wholesome than the ones those awful kids are having today. And what’s with all these pre-prom parties? Why, in our day, we were lucky to...

Darlings, a bunch of sweaty, nervous, grasping celebrities smiled through their teeth and pretended like they adore their competitors at the 83rd Academy Awards nominees luncheon held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. Let’s see how they did.   Amy Adams in Valentino Spring 2011 We think...

Absolutely adorable. We imagine this dress wouldn’t look so effortless on any woman out of her teens, which makes it perfect for her. We also like the simple, girlish hair. It’s refreshing when a female teen star actually looks her age. She could have gone all up ‘do and...

Good morning, darlings! If it’s not morning when you’re reading this then what the hell took you so long to get here? The stars came down from the heavens last night, put on gowns, and attended the Directors Guild Awards. Let’s form opinions!   Amy Adams    ...

Yes, it’s the 22nd Annual Producers Guild Awards, held at The Beverly Hilton hotel in Beverly Hills! Let’s get judgey with it!   Amy Adams in Andrew Gn spring 2010 It’s funny. She’s so respectable (boring) with her red carpet choices that we find ourselves loving...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta We heard some criticisms of this dress, and while it’s a bit expected and there’s a bit too much skirt, we don’t think she looks bad at all. That’s a tough color, though. Amy Adams in Marchesa Again: not loving the train/puddle...

  Amy Adams in Carolina Herrera in Spring 2011 “Meh” is officially over, so we will not say “meh.” Starting now. It’s a nice enough dress, but we’re kind of bored with Amy Adams and her nice enough dresses. She’s too young, pretty, and famous to...

Darlings, it was the 22nd Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala! That thing you’re all hearing about right now for the very first time in your lives! Hit it, stars! Natalie Portman in Vionnet Spring 2011     It’s a little bit “Barbra accepting...

Darlings, there’s so much shit to talk about! Dresses, dresses, dresses! How are we ever going to get it all done this week? We’re just going to have to let go and let God, kittens. Plus, vodka. Hit it! Marisa Tomei in Atelier Versace That’s a lot of dress, perhaps too much...

Angelina Jolie in Max Azria Spring 2009 Honey, you can flip it around and wear it backwards if you want. It’s still a shapeless mess. What’s up her ass lately? Is this like a “serious actress” kind of thing? Or is it a “I’m a humanitarian, so I can’t...

We’ve got work to do, ladies, so roll up your sleeves and hoist up your tits and let’s get bitchy: January Jones in Versace Spring 2009   Kudos to her for finally bringing it because Miss Jones has made some very unfortunate red carpet decisions in the past. We suspect that...