It seems some of the ladies brought their A game to the after-parties.   Amy Adams attends the 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in an Oscar de la Renta gown. Oscar de la Renta Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Josephine Skriver This is gorgeous and she’s gorgeous. But now we’re...

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

Since we’ve been hard on her a lot lately, we’ll do Miss Amy a solid and pay her a compliment.   Amy Adams attends The Weinstein Company BAFTA After Party in an Elie Saab dress. Elie Saab Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Ji Hye Park (OUI) This isn’t exactly...

People say we’re too hard on Miss Amy, so we’re turning this one entirely over to y’all. Amy Adams attends the 2013 BAFTA Awards in an Elie Saab couture gown paired with Casadei sandals and Fabergé jewelry. Elie Saab Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Sigrid Agren  (ELITE)...

This is kind of a hard dress to love. For us, anyway.   Amy Adams attends the 85th Academy Awards Nominations Luncheon in Beverly Hills, California in a J. Mendel silk chiffon dress paired with Casadei shoes and Amrapali earrings. J. Mendel Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Lindsey Wixson...

We can’t remember a time, counting from the time when such things started to matter to us, when we weren’t disappointed with Miss Amy’s red carpet and public appearance style. To our way of thinking, she never quite learned how to make the most out of her looks, which is...

Amy Adams attends the 38th Annual Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards in an Elie Saab couture dress paired with Casadei pumps. Elie Sabb Spring 2009 Couture Collection/Model: Alina Ilie (IMG)     [Photo Credit: Izumi Hasegawa/PR Photos,...

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

Awards season, darlings! If you’re not sick of all these people yet, just give it a day or two. Let ‘er rip, celebs.   Amy Adams in Vionnet  Don’t love the hair and the skirt’s maybe a bit too complicated for its own good, but she looks pretty.    ...

Before we get into the bitching and the ripping and the all-around nastiness (but loving nastiness) for which we are not even remotely famous, let’s all ease into the week with something relatively, well … easy.   Amy Adams attends the 4th Annual Governors Awards in...

Amy Adams (pictured with Darren Le Gallo) attends the 22nd Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards in a Giorgio Armani dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry.     [Photo Credit: Marco Sagliocco/Pr...

And by that they mean “Thin White Actress Roundtable.” Le sigh. We suppose we should give them some props for including actresses over 40 and not putting them all in lingerie.   Helen Hunt, 49 (The Sessions); Rachel Weisz, 42 (The Deep Blue Sea); Marion Cotillard, 37 (Rust...

Y’know, on almost any other ladystar, we might have dinged this look for being too literally retro: Amy Adams attends the premiere of ‘On The Road’ during the 2012 AFI Fest in Hollywood, California in a Dolce&Gabbana dress. But we think it’s just the kind of look...

Darlings, Gucci sponsored the 2012 LACMA Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles, so pretty much everybody wore Prada! Okay, no. Almost everyone wore Gucci. Let’s do a Quick n’ Bitchy rundown. As a reminder, “Quick n’ Bitchy” will be the name of our pancake mix brand,...

Amy looks really pretty here.   Amy Adams attends the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala Presented by the Los Angeles Times in an Oscar de la Renta gown. Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Constance Jablonski You’d think we’d bitch about the mermaid hair and...

We’ve been kind of bitchy today and our next post is going to be equally bitchy (not to mention the upcoming All on the Line recap, which is all about how we were such bitches to Korto last night), so let’s take a bitchbreak for just a second.   Amy Adams (pictured with her...

Oh, Miss Amy! You’ve made Uncles T & Lo so happy!   Amy Adams attends the Los Angeles premiere of ‘Trouble With The Curve’ held at the Mann’s Village Theatre in a Roksanda Ilincic dress paired with Casadei pumps and Fred Leighton jewelry and bag. We’ve...

Oh Miss Amy. We just don’t get it. Amy Adams attends the premiere of ‘The Master’ in NYC in a Giambattista Valli dress paired with Brian Atwood pumps and Irit Design jewelry. Why, honey? Why hide your light under a bushel? Or in your case, a series of frumpy frocks? Of your...

Amy sure likes the mid-calf-length dresses, severe hair, and pointy shoes, doesn’t she?   Amy Adams attends the premiere of ‘The Master’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival in Marchesa. But unlike her last walk down this path, this time it’s all...

Oh, Miss Amy. We’d give you a sympathetic hug, but you look so brittle and sharp here, we fear we might tear a hole in our clothing or something.   Amy Adams attends the 2012 Annual Style Awards during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Lincoln Center in a Giambattista Valli sequin...

Not gonna lie, we recoiled at the sight of this and before we could stop it, a “Girl, that’s not your dress” escaped our lips. But we’re going to reconsider. Walk with us. Amy Adams heads to the ‘Late Show With David Letterman’ studios in New York City to...