Darlings, Gucci sponsored the 2012 LACMA Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles, so pretty much everybody wore Prada! Okay, no. Almost everyone wore Gucci. Let’s do a Quick n’ Bitchy rundown. As a reminder, “Quick n’ Bitchy” will be the name of our pancake mix brand,...

Amber Valetta in Prada Total Frankendress.   Anna Wintour in Prada We don’t care what anyone else says, being able to work a giant lobster dress is a skill. We thought she looked fierce.   Bee Shaffer in Erdem Stunning, from tip to toe.   Beyonce in Givenchy Okay,...

Kittens, it was the 14th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards! And people showed up!   Amber Valetta in Roland Mouret A fabulous dress on her in a color fabulously suited to her … and it’s all shot to hell with a no-effort hairstyle, bad lip color, and Payless shoes.  ...

Carolina Herrera silk-faille blouse and pencil skirt. Yves Saint Laurent belt. “Lady Be Good” with Amber Valleta and her son Auden McCaw Vogue, March 2011 issue Photographed by Steven Klein Styled by Camilla Nickerson Photographed on location at the Butterfly House, Carmel, CA. We...

You’re all well-trained minions, aren’t you? You know the drill: Tom Ford Flagship Store Opening in Beverly Hills, celebs posing for pictures, bitchy people on the internet offering opinions no one asked for. We good? Okay. Let’s move ‘em on out, people. Amber Valetta...