Amber Heard attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a custom Emilio Pucci red chantilly lace gown with red sheer point d’esprit panels and ruby red crystal and scarlet bead embroidery accessorized with an Emilio Pucci red stingray studded...

We’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism?   Allison Williams in Valentino  Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s...

Amber Heard attends The Art of Elysium 6th Annual ‘Heaven’ Gala Black Tie Charity Gala in Valentino. Valentino Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Kasia Struss (WOMEN)     [Photo Credit: style.com, Emiley Schweich/PR...

Darlings, Gucci sponsored the 2012 LACMA Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles, so pretty much everybody wore Prada! Okay, no. Almost everyone wore Gucci. Let’s do a Quick n’ Bitchy rundown. As a reminder, “Quick n’ Bitchy” will be the name of our pancake mix brand,...

Come on, you fame addicts! COME AT US! Amber Heard in Zac Posen It’s a standard dress and it’s also kind of a standard Amber Heard/Zac Posen dress. She doesn’t look bad, but it’s all very expected. And we don’t love the color.   Amy Poehler in Fotini Oh, the...

We’re home, darlings! Our cologne bottles didn’t break in our luggage and our cats didn’t eat each other in a horrifying, frenzied lapse into feralism OR destroy anything in kitty resentment. All is right with the world. But we just can’t say goodbye to Fashion Week...

Don’t falter now, girls! We’re at the home stretch of bitchery! Amber Heard in Zac Posen Enh. More weird cutouts. Seems to have been a theme for the night.   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka The shape is great on her, but no gal should ever wear a bow that big on her front....

Darlings, it was The Art of Elysium 5th Annual “Heaven” Black Tie Charity Gala! The problem with Black Tie Charity Galas is that everyone’s pretty much on their best behavior, which means this is going to be a boring post if you’re here looking for bitchy opinions. But...

As your judges, we feel it best to let you all know before the judging commences that lately we’ve been on an Amber Heard kick and also, we’re kind of over Depp’s whole schtick. We will almost certainly allow these factors to influence our judging. Johnny Depp and Amber...

Kittens, it was the 15th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by Starz at The Beverly Hilton Hotel! Because Hollywood can’t go 20 minutes without giving someone an award! Let’s see how our celebrities did.   Amber Heard in Roksanda Ilincic We love the colors here, but...

Since we did an all-boy red carpet rundown yesterday, it’s time for the ladies to take center stage, wouldn’t you say? Compare and contrast. At the Scream Awards, the look for men was pretty much “frat boy,” whereas at ELLE’s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood...

DAYUM. Amber Heard attends “The Rum Diary” premiere, presented by Film Independent at LACMA in Los Angeles, in a gown by Elie Saab and shoes by Christian Louboutin. Girl, we’re not nuts about the Wilma Flintstone hair and we’re VERY not nuts about the silly putty...

Darlings, it was the 2011 ESPY Awards at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles! And all the stars in the sky who didn’t have other things to do were there! Amber Heard in Vivienne Westwood She’s got two scoops of boob in a single-scoop cone and the shape of the skirt makes it look like...

Darlings, certain outfits appearing on red carpets this week didn’t rate posts of their own. Let’s judge them anyway! Anne Hathaway attends The 13th Annual White Tie & Tiara Ball in Prada. This is NOT working for us. The color blocking is strange and that pale pink...

Darlings, if the Met Gala is fashion’s prom night, then we suppose the CFDAs are more like a school awards banquet, except everyone’s afraid to move too much or eat anything because they’re all dressed in thousands of dollars of borrowed clothes. Ah fashion world,...

It’s Friday and none of these ladies rated a post all their own, so let’s just run down some of the looks of the week and type out whatever pops into our heads, mkay? We’ll start. Feel free to jump in at any time. Lucy Hale at the 36th Annual Gracie Awards Gala in Ina...

  Ariel Foxman, Editor of InStyle, and The Council of Fashion Designers of America Celebrate Tory Burch at “InStyle’s Dinner With A Designer.” Darlings, guess what? Everyone looked kind of cute at this event! We’re as shocked as you are, but remember: celebrities...

  Darlings, it was a cocktail party and dinner hosted in honor of designer Michael Kors during Paris Fashion Week at the U.S Embassy in Paris and Anna Wintour (in Balenciaga) silently judged everyone who walked in the door.  We were never very good at the whole silence thing...

January Jones in Versace Spring 2011 We have a feeling we’re not going to get a lot of backup on this, but we love the way she looks. Yes, we advised her to stay away from edgier pieces, but she managed to pull it all together. The reason this works is because, for once, her hair and...