Better late than never, darlings!   Meet Nicole Ri– Oh, to hell with it. The show abandoned its format for the finale and we’re gonna do the same. Besides, this episode didn’t really lend itself to recapping because it was all so rushed and confusing.   Not that...

Darlings, we haven’t forgotten our favorite fashion show. It’s just that with two different All-Stars favorites debuting last week, we got a little behind on our reality TV coverage. Now, with the season finale AND Hurricane Sandy bearing down on us tonight, we’re feeling...

Better late than never, darlings, right? Right?   Meet Tracy Broxterman, designer of Domino Dollhouse. It’s hard not to love her and not to root for her, because she’s got quite the uphill battle proving herself in an industry that tends to define beauty in a way that...

Meet Brooke Rodd. Brooke moved her family to Los Angeles with nothing but a great pair of eyebrows, a beachy aesthetic, and a dream. Also, a husband who can’t get work as an actor, but we’ll drop that lest we get mean.   Brooke makes nice, but totally nondescript clothing....

Yes, we’re horrible, horrible bitches and we made Korto cry. On the flip side, we can forevermore refer to Mary J. Blige as “our co-star, Mary J. Blige.” And we will. Meet Korto Momolu. Chances are, if you’re a long time reader of this site, you’ve already met...

Meet Andrea, designer for her own brand, Electric Love Light. This is the portion of the post where we’d make a ton of jokes about her riding a unicorn in from Rainbow Land, but that sharp-tongued bitch Joe Zee got to all the good jokes before we did, cycling through pretty much every...

Meet Prajje, a very sweet (and cute) young designer who’s gotten a little bit of press, but hasn’t managed to do anything with it. Enter Dr. Joe. Prajje shows him some of his work, and while the womenswear is passable at best… … the menswear is a sad joke. Honestly....

Darlings, it’s BACK! Yes, it’s time once again to gather ’round the television set like a family and watch all the veins in Joe Zee’s neck pop out as he screams at stupid people who don’t deserve a minute of his time! All while wearing super-cute things like...