Better late than never, darlings! Meet Nicole Ri– Oh, to hell with it. The show abandoned its format for the finale and we’re gonna do the same. Besides, this episode didn’t really lend itself to recapping because it was all so rushed and confusing. Not that...
All On The Line S3E7: Ina SoltaniDarlings, we haven’t forgotten our favorite fashion show. It’s just that with two different All-Stars favorites debuting last week, we got a little behind on our reality TV coverage. Now, with the season finale AND Hurricane Sandy bearing down on us tonight, we’re feeling... All On The Line S3E6: Domino DollhouseBetter late than never, darlings, right? Right? Meet Tracy Broxterman, designer of Domino Dollhouse. It’s hard not to love her and not to root for her, because she’s got quite the uphill battle proving herself in an industry that tends to define beauty in a way that... All On The Line S3E5: Brooke RoddMeet Brooke Rodd. Brooke moved her family to Los Angeles with nothing but a great pair of eyebrows, a beachy aesthetic, and a dream. Also, a husband who can’t get work as an actor, but we’ll drop that lest we get mean. Brooke makes nice, but totally nondescript clothing.... All On The Line S3E4: Korto MomoluYes, we’re horrible, horrible bitches and we made Korto cry. On the flip side, we can forevermore refer to Mary J. Blige as “our co-star, Mary J. Blige.” And we will. Meet Korto Momolu. Chances are, if you’re a long time reader of this site, you’ve already met... All On The Line S3E2: Prajje 1983Meet Prajje, a very sweet (and cute) young designer who’s gotten a little bit of press, but hasn’t managed to do anything with it. Enter Dr. Joe. Prajje shows him some of his work, and while the womenswear is passable at best… … the menswear is a sad joke. Honestly.... All On The Line S3E1: Unruly HeirDarlings, it’s BACK! Yes, it’s time once again to gather ’round the television set like a family and watch all the veins in Joe Zee’s neck pop out as he screams at stupid people who don’t deserve a minute of his time! All while wearing super-cute things like... All On The Line S2E6: Nicole MillerMeet Nicole Miller. Chances are you’ve already met her. We did an impromptu poll and pretty much everyone we asked said they wore a Nicole Miller garment at some point. You wouldn’t think she’d need the services of Joe Zee since she can’t be called a... All On The Line S2E5: Cesar GalindoMeet Cesar Galindo. Oh wait, you probably already have. Cesar, as many a T Lo minion might remember was in last season of Bravo’s tepid Project Runway ripoff, The Fashion Show. We liked Cesar’s work. He was a bit of a diva as we recall and we were disappointed he didn’t make... All On The Line S2E4: Aysha SaeedMeet Aysha Saeed. Like many people who find themselves seeking out reality television, she’s a bit full of herself. For some reason, even though she seems to have sold very few clothes in her life, she has a massive team of assistants and sycophants who she berates Miranda... All On The Line S2E3: Kathy Wilson AtelierMeet Erik and Kathy Wilson. At first, they were giving off the “bitch and doormat” vibe, but they managed to subvert our expectations. Kathy is a chic little number herself and is struggling to get her line off the ground. Erik is deferring plans for law school and Kathy has one... All On The Line S2E2: Qristyl FrazierMeet Qristyl Frazier, a former Project Runway contestant and current “don’t call if Plus Size, call it Plus Sexy” designer. Qristyl is loaded with personality and no small amount of talent, but she’s extremely unfocused, to the point of appearing scatterbrained. She is... All On The Line S2E1: Angelo LambrouBetter late than never, darlings! The holiday and ensuing carbfest and retail olympics have left us terribly behind on recapping this show. Meet Angelo Lambrou, a talented designer who is something of a little lamb in the harsh world of reality television. Which is an odd way to start off,... Radenroro Spring 2012 CollectionDarlings, it’s a lazy day here at T Lo Tryptophan Processing Industries, International. Lorenzo – fool – wants to go shopping today. Tom wants to curl up and watch a movie with a really great credits sequence because he only plans on being awake a few minutes past it. ... All On The Line S1E8: Julia AlarconBetter late than never, darlings. A series of unplanned adventures prevented us from getting to this before now. Meet Julia Alarcon. Julia is our hero because she went back to school at 40 to learn fashion design and started a line with her sister. Eventually the sister moved on, but Julia... All On The Line S1E7: Leila ShamsMeet Leila Shams. She’s been designing for ten years, but she’s hit a rough patch, even though she’s had some of her pieces worn by celebrities. She’s full of personality and has great personal style, but she comes off a bit flighty and VERY disorganized. To be honest,... All On The Line S1E6: Jedda-Kahn“I will not water down my designs.” Meet Jedda-Kahn. Seems like a nice enough guy but he doesn’t appear to be cut out for television and we’re not convinced after this episode he’s cut out for the world of fashion. This was the first time we watched... All On The Line S1E5: Dana-MaxxMeet Dana-Maxx, who has both a kind of a cool, sci-fi heroine name and her own fashion line, which once won her a WWD Hot New Designer Award. It’s not a line we responded all that well to, initially. But Joe was right to spend some time with her because she definitely has a point of... All On The Line S1E4: Gemma KahngMeet (or re-meet) Gemma Kahng. After the bad taste last week’s designer left in our mouth, it was a refreshing change of pace to have someone charming, talented, and willing to do whatever it takes to stay in the game. Except we have a complaint. We enjoyed every minute of the episode,... All On The Line S1E3: Between The SheetsMeet Layla L’Obatti. God knows we don’t want to. Y’know something? This little lady is going to force us to break one of our own blogging rules. We’ll toss around “She’s a bitch” or “He’s an asshole” when we think the reality show... All On The Line S1E2: Kara JanxFrom the moment we first met Kara Janx, at the Project Runway Season 3 finale party, we have adored her. We don’t get to see her often, but it’s squeals of delight and big hugs all around each time we do run into each other. She is our favorite type of person: warm, creative,... |