Alicia Keys attends the 14th NRJ Music Awards ceremony held at the Palais Des Festivals in Cannes in a Michael Kors dress accessorized with Vhernier jewelry. Michael Kors Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Karlie Kloss     [Photo Credit: DLM Press, Jean Catuffe/PacificCoastNews.com,...

Girl, this whole look is doing you wrong:   Alicia Keys poses at the 40 Principales Awards 2012 in Madrid, Spain in a Victoria Beckham dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti sandals and Vernier jewelry. Victoria Beckham Spring 2012 Collection/Model Kati Nescher Giuseppe Zanotti Metal-heel...

Alicia Keys performs during the Commander-In-Chief Ball celebrating the inauguration of U.S. President Barack Obama at the Walter Washington Convention Center in Washington, DC in Michael Kors. Michael Kors Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Daria Strokous     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

GURL! Alicia Keys attends the Keep A Child Alive’s Black Ball Redux 2012 in New York City in an Azzedine Alaïa dress paired with Cartier jewelry. Love that color on you, love that shape on you, love the shoulders, love the hair, love the makeup. We don’t even like chokers, but...

We’ll say straight out that we LOVE the jacket and (lower case) love the boots, but we’re gonna need a ruling on everything else.   Alicia Keys attends KIIS FM’s 2012 Jingle Ball in Los Angeles, California in a turquoise leather jacket, Burberry Prorsum printed top, and...

We swear we’re not putting this up to a vote just to force you all to rail against Stella McCartney again. We genuinely think it’s an interesting enough look to warrant some debate.   Alicia Keys attends the MTV Europe Music Awards 2012 in Frankfurt am Main, Germany in Stella...

Let’s take a break from ripping celebrities on the Riviera so we can rip on celebrities at a good old fashioned American awards show, shall we, kittens? Hit it, fame hos:   Alicia Keys in Azzedine Alaïa  It’s an okay dress. Not really loving the hair and we can’t help...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

Darlings, it was, of course, the Grammys red carpet, where purple tuxedo jackets and popes are de rigeur. In other words, a veritable freak show. Hit it, streetwalkers!   Adele in Giorgio Armani She looked gorgeous.   Alicia Keys in Alexandre Vauthier and Swizz Beatz in Tom Ford Her...

Mr. and Mrs. Beatz are apparently reviving Janet’s Rhythm Nation. Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz attend “The Mountaintop” Broadway opening night in New York City. Swizz Beatz wears 3.1 Philip Lim coat. 3.1 Philip Lim Black Leather Braid Biker Sleeve Pea Coat HE: Is wearing our...

Darlings, it was the 2011 BET Awards held (judging by the light) in the middle of a desert at high noon. Seriously, all these ladies look like they’re blinded. And some of them look like their blindness retroactively extended back to when they chose their outfits. OH NO WE DIDN’T!...

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

Stay with us, bitches! We’ve got a lot of ripping ahead of us, so get your coffee and settle in. Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior Fall 2008 Couture We can understand why she made the alterations, but it was a more interesting dress before them. Still, she looks beautiful, and every...

Well, you bitches wanted more, so let’s get to it. Jill Biden in Reem Acra. It’s a tiny bit showy for her age and her station, but we can’t deny that she looks fantastic in it. Not many 57-year-olds can rock a whore-red strapless number. Alicia Keys performs during the...