All right, you judgmental bitches. Its your turn to be assessed. Sit still and LIKE IT. Well…he’s Adam Lambert. How do you score that? He’s dressed like Adam Lambert. That’s the schtick. Nothing wrong with the look and it suits him just fine, but it’s as much a...

All Project Runway judging bitches please line up to be judged, thank you! Heidi Klum is wearing a Whetherly shirt, an Opening Ceremony skirt, Christian Louboutin shoes, and Wildlife by Heidi Klum jewelry. Opening Ceremony Marjan Pejoski Skirt After last week’s disastrous showing, she...

We’re not crazy about Alexander Wang’s designs and we were really not crazy about his resort collection, but the accessories from that collection just became available for purchase online and are worth a second look. Besides, our precious unborn fawns do so love to talk about...

Oh my god, are you guys talking foreign? Was this episode very testicular for some reason? Lifetime hasn’t seen that much discussion about the male scrotum in… well, ever. It’s baaaaack. That was a pretty fun way to open the episode, yes? So many things threw us for a loop....

Poodles, this is one of those times where we happily turn over the INing and the OUTing to you. We just can’t figure out how we feel about this dress. Gwyneth Paltrow attends the 3rd annual Bent on Learning benefit in New York City in an Alexander Wang dress. First thought:...

Darlings, it’s Chloe Sevigny! And she’s pouting and knock-knee’d and wearing a ton of clothes! Thank you, Mr. Jesus! THANK YOU! As devoted minions know, we have long suspected that “Chloe Sevigny” is actually a long-form piece of performance art in which the...

Armani Coat. Michael Kors Hoodie. Interview Magazine May 2011 Issue By William Van Meter Photographer: Robbie Fimmano Grooming: Jamie Taylor/The Wall Group On watching yourself onscreen: “I just recently saw a close-to-finished version of Thor. I was impressed. It is often difficult to...

  Rag & Bone Fall 2011 Collection Kittens, we are well aware of the likelihood of ony thinking “hippie chick” when one hears the word “poncho.” For ourselves,we have a hard time hearing “cape” and not thinking of either Liberace or Superman. Or...

Darlings, suddenly everyone wants to show off their ladybits! What’s THAT all about? Roberto Cavalli, Vera Wang, Chanel Don’t hate us; we actually like the Cavalli. Oh, don’t get us wrong, if we saw someone actually wearing it we’d mutter “dirty whore”...