Darlings, celebrities clawed their way out of their holes in the ground and made their way to toward the light, in the hope that once they got there, someone would hand them an award. Let us judge them.   Aimee Garcia Terrible color for her.   Angelina Jolie in Jenny Packham...

Kittens know the drill: film festival red carpet, celebrities in borrowed clothes, bitchy comments. Ready? GO! Charlize Theron in Lanvin  A little too plain and unadorned. Is everyone in Hollywood suddenly allergic to jewelry? We like the shape here, but we think it needed some oomph.  ...

Darlings, like all gay people, we hate to make generalizations, but we look at these two genetically superior specimens and can’t help imagining them having sex wondering if they’re not the British version of the Jolie-Pitts, which then has us depressed over how badly American...

Her sister Rooney’s been getting all the love from us lately and that’s just not fair, considering how much we love Kate tearing up the scenery as crazy bitchghost Hayden on American Horror Story. Kate Mara attends premiere of “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” in New York in a...

Let’s try a little experiment. Let’s see if T Lo can get through this post without letting their extreme distaste for these two show.   LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian at The Trevor Project’s 2011 Trevor Live! in LA. Leann Rimes wears a Nini dress paired with Alexander...

Darlings, let’s close out International Skinny Blonde White Woman Day by shining a spotlight on the current biggest skinny blonde white woman around.   Lady Gaga featured in the January 2012 issue of Vanity Fair magazine photographed by Annie Leibovitz. Stylist: Nichola...

Salma has been strutting around the world in 4-inch heels, poledancing for that cat movie, bless her. But ever since she married that insanely rich French guy, it seems she’s been forced to only wear the brands his company owns or partially owns, e.g., Gucci, Bottega Veneta, Balenciaga,...

Annie Leibovitz photographs Charlize ruining some very expensive gowns.   Charlize Theron in a Calvin Klein Spring 2012 Collection Gown in the December 2011 issue of Vogue magazine photographed by Annie Leibovitz and styled by Camilla Nickerson.   Darlings, prepare yourselves for...

Sometimes a strong jolt of Gaga is just what we need to kickstart the day. The coffee’s just not cutting it anymore. Lady Gaga at the Bambi Award 2011 ceremony in Wiesbaden, Germany in an Alexander McQueen gown. Alexander McQueen Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Polina Kasina (M AND P...

Oh, Flo. No.   Florence Welch attends the Harper’s Bazaar Women of the Year Awards 2011 in London in an Alexander McQueen gown. Clutch by Alexander McQueen. Alexander McQueen Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Patricia van der Vliet (ELITE) We think you may just have found the dress...

We’ve been holding off on this one for days now because every time we looked at it, we said “I’ve got nothing to say about it except it’s a bad picture of her.” But this morning we said to hell with it. You know what? We WILL post it just to point out that we...

Darlings, let’s talk clutches. Specifically, let’s talk spring 2012 clutches. Like any good and stylish gay, we swoon over a killer clutch, so it would be impossible for us to pick our favorites here. You are encouraged to do so. You are also encouraged to play along with our...

We suspect the Bitter Kittens don’t really love Michelle the way we do. It seems like every time we post about her, a bunch of the precious unborn fawns of our comments section weigh in on their dislike for her. This doesn’t make us sad because everyone’s got the celebrity...

We came down pretty hard on Maggie the other day. We’re not sure, but “smells like nursing home pee” may have been the harshest thing we’ve ever said about an actress’ red carpet look. She deserves a prize for that. Instead, we’re going to assess her a...

There are worse ways to end the day than by gazing at some stunningly beautiful male models working the shit out of some fierce-as-hell clothes, darlings. Enjoy. As for us, we’ll be over here, coveting our little hearts out. We’re suddenly in a very red mood. GQ Style China...

Brace yourselves, public. There’s another Olsen being foisted upon us. The good news is, she’s apparently so good in her film debut that there’s actually an Oscar buzz surrounding her, which is prompting all sorts of deliciously dishy reports that her older sisters are...

Like the house of Versace, Alexander McQueen head designer Sarah Burton took her inspiration from the sea, but the difference in approach is indicative of the vast difference in the house styles. Versace’s version was glittering and literal, with starfish, seashorses and shells...

All right, you judgmental bitches. LINE UP. Tuxedo Jacket and Pants by ALC. Fenton-Fallon Jewelry. It’s very sharp and photographs well. Not to mention, it’s flattering if you’re spending all your time on camera sitting down. Love that necklace she’s wearing and her...

We’re not sure we’ve ever featured two red carpet posts in a row featuring looks from the same designer, but we thought this was yet another graphic illustration of the Number One T Lo Fashion Maxim: Girl, That Is NOT Your Dress. Salma Hayek attends the premiere of...

All right, we admit up front that this look isn’t perfect: Leighton Meester attends the premiere “The Oranges” during the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival in an Alexander McQueen dress. Alexander McQueen Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Josefien Rodermans But...

Darlings, it’s a holiday here in America but that doesn’t mean our international Bitter Kittens (as well as our American Bitter Kittens with no plans for the day) should go without our bitchery. Let’s do another red carpet rundown of various film festival looks, shall we?...