It must be so weird to have to continue poledancing for a movie after you failed to win the Oscar for the part. This concludes our “Feeling Sorry for Wealthy International Stars” portion of the day. It’s best to get through it early so we can spend the rest of the day being...

This time around, Sarah Burton’s idea was to present a soft vision of the future instead of the harsh, cold future people tend to embrace more readily. The result is an organic explosion of feathers and fur meeting futurism. It’s all exaggerated and over the top in a way one would...

Harper’s wants you to know that Mila Kunis is fabulous, no matter how wretchedly ancient she is.   Mila Kunis covers the April 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Terry Richardson and styled by Julia Von Boehm. Hair: Duffy for Sebastian Proffesional;...

Lea Michele models the latest in beachwear for Prestige magazine: Lea Michele featured in the March 2012 issue of Prestige Hong Kong magazine photographed by Darren Tieste and styled by Paris Libby. Makeup: Frascesca Tolo for Cloutier Remix. Hair: John D for Tenfold Talent.   Who’s...

We almost never start the day off with an editorial. We don’t know why, but we tend to see them as afternoon and evening posts; something pretty to look at when you’re in the midst of or near the end of the day. Of course it’s a silly thing to think about because the number...

We’ve been really hard on Jessica throughout awards season. We have a reason for that. It’s because she’s normally very, very bad at dressing herself. But we gay-gasped at the sight of her last night. Admittedly, we do think the dress might be wearing her, but it’s so...

Dan proves once and for all what we’ve suspected for a while: Daniel Radcliffe featured in the March 2012 issue of Attitude magazine photographed by Greg Vaughan and styled by Elauan Lee and Sam Spector. He was built for sweaters. This should become his thing. Those tightassed suits...

Our hearts really go out to Jessica (as much as they can for a well-paid Oscar nominee living the high life and wearing an endless succession of free clothes worth more than our car). It just that the girl, bless her, has got to be one of the least consistent red carpet denizens we’ve...

Precious Unborn Fawns, here is your pretty for the day. It’s a weird pretty; a challenging pretty. Many will call it a disturbing pretty and some will declare it not pretty at all. But it’s Kate Moss in W, shot by Steven Klein and wearing outrageous clothes. How could that not be...

Hit it, Brits and the people who like to receive awards from them! Adele in Burberry Hey there, Georgy Girl. We feel like she’s entering Flo Welch territory. Not only has she locked herself into a look, but she settled on one that, like Flo’s, is a bit aging and grandiose....

Miss Girl, can we just say… Beyonce at Jay-Z’s Carnegie Hall Concert in Alice by Temperley paired with Christian Louboutin pumps and an Alexander McQueen clutch. Alice by Temperley Molina Dress …that you are serving up some EARTH MOTHER REALNESS and you are WERQing that shit like...

Some gal who bears a passing resemblance to Gwyneth Paltrow is on the cover of Harper’s.   Gwyneth Paltrow featured in the March 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Terry Richardson. Pretty girl. We wonder who she is. Must suck for her to look almost, but...

We’re feeling giddy over the prospect of a Cate outfit that inspires snaps – it’s been far too long, kittens – and that has us wondering if she deserves a royal title, like Queen Helen of Fuckinfantastica. We could call her Empress Cate of Getthefuckoutofmyway but then...

Darlings, the Alexander McQueen Spring 2012 ad campaign featuring Zuzanna Bijoch, photographed by David Sims. Gorgeous. Shutting up now.     Alexander McQueen Spring 2012 Collection   [Photo Credit: models.com,...

Darlings, celebrities clawed their way out of their holes in the ground and made their way to toward the light, in the hope that once they got there, someone would hand them an award. Let us judge them.   Aimee Garcia Terrible color for her.   Angelina Jolie in Jenny Packham...

Kittens know the drill: film festival red carpet, celebrities in borrowed clothes, bitchy comments. Ready? GO! Charlize Theron in Lanvin  A little too plain and unadorned. Is everyone in Hollywood suddenly allergic to jewelry? We like the shape here, but we think it needed some oomph.  ...

Darlings, like all gay people, we hate to make generalizations, but we look at these two genetically superior specimens and can’t help imagining them having sex wondering if they’re not the British version of the Jolie-Pitts, which then has us depressed over how badly American...

Her sister Rooney’s been getting all the love from us lately and that’s just not fair, considering how much we love Kate tearing up the scenery as crazy bitchghost Hayden on American Horror Story. Kate Mara attends premiere of “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” in New York in a...

Let’s try a little experiment. Let’s see if T Lo can get through this post without letting their extreme distaste for these two show.   LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian at The Trevor Project’s 2011 Trevor Live! in LA. Leann Rimes wears a Nini dress paired with Alexander...

Darlings, let’s close out International Skinny Blonde White Woman Day by shining a spotlight on the current biggest skinny blonde white woman around.   Lady Gaga featured in the January 2012 issue of Vanity Fair magazine photographed by Annie Leibovitz. Stylist: Nichola...

Salma has been strutting around the world in 4-inch heels, poledancing for that cat movie, bless her. But ever since she married that insanely rich French guy, it seems she’s been forced to only wear the brands his company owns or partially owns, e.g., Gucci, Bottega Veneta, Balenciaga,...