The world can breathe a sigh of relief, for we finally all know who the Sexiest Man Alive is this year. Bradley Cooper Oh, whatever, People. The runners-up were the usual collection of mostly white guys who happen to be having, or are about to have, a very good year, career-wise. All very...

Darlings, here are the men. Unfortunately, that’s about all we have to say. No, really. We tried, but since 99.999% of them are in black tuxedoes, there’s just not a lot to talk about. Some fit well; some didn’t. Some wore a tie; some wore a bow tie. Shoutout to Harry Shum...