Darlings, if we never see a gown again after this … well, we’d kinda be out of a job, but still. Suffice it to say, we’re OVER IT. But we’ll see it through, to the bitter end.   Ashley Olsen in Vintage Christian Dior She’s an Olsen twin, which means the...

Miss Lady is serving up DIVA MAGNIFICA Dusty Springfield realness.   Adele covers the May 2013 issue of ELLE magazine in a vintage Alberta Ferretti lace dress photographed by Thomas Whiteside and styled by Joe Zee. SERVING. Peasants are asked to bow down. We are reminded of the sage...

Julianne Hough attends the premiere of ‘Safe Haven’ in Hollywood, California in an Alberta Ferretti gown paired with Martin Katz jewelry and a Judith Leiber clutch. Alberta Ferretti Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Daria Strokous     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Sally Field attends the 85th Academy Awards Nominations Luncheon in Beverly Hills, California in Alberta Ferretti. Alberta Ferretti Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Marte Mei van Haaster     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Wow. It’s been a while since we’ve seen such a massive divide between how a dress looks on the runway, and how it winds up looking on the red carpet. Runway: Alberta Ferretti Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Marcele Dal Cortivo   Red carpet:   Krysten Ritter attends The Art...

Keep it moving, people.   Allison Williams in J. Mendel Oddly stiff and unflattering.     Ariel Winter in Valentino Adorable, but we could have done without the headband.     Debra Messing in Donna Karan Entirely unflattering. And the skirt looks like the inside of...

We pretty much love this:   Viola Davis attends CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute in Los Angeles, California in an Alberta Ferretti dress accessorized with Atelier Swarovski by Nicholas Kirkwood hoop earrings. Alberta Ferretti Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Mirte Maas Love the hair, love the...

Darlings, there are even MORE pre-Emmys dresses to rip! And these are all nominees, which means they’d cut every other bitch in attendance just to get that bowling trophy in drag!   Amy Poehler in BCBG Max Azria This may be a personal best for her. Nothing like a breakup to get a...

Jennifer gives it her best shot, but we’re left thinking high fashion editorials really aren’t in her wheelhouse. Tilda she is not.  Calvin Klein Collection Feather and Organza Dress Jennifer Lawrence covers the October 2012 issue of W magazine photographed by Tim Walker and...

Nicole looks really fresh and cute, with a great little dress and killa shoes, along with some really pretty hair and makeup. Attagirl. But, and you’ll pardon us for our highly uncharacteristic bluntness… Nicole Richie attends the launch of her new fragrance ‘Nicole’...

Eva’s one of those celebrities that come across as a total non-entity to us. In many ways, she’s the perfect television actress because she’s pretty in an approachable sort of way and isn’t cursed with a surplus of charisma. We say this not to be mean, but because...

After getting in touch with her inner Grace Jones, Miss Jada turned to the softer side of things. Jada Pinkett-Smith attends the “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted Photocall” at Cannes in an Alberta Ferretti gown. Cuff bracelet by Adeler. Alberta Ferretti Spring 2012...

Let’s take a break from ripping celebrities on the Riviera so we can rip on celebrities at a good old fashioned American awards show, shall we, kittens? Hit it, fame hos:   Alicia Keys in Azzedine Alaïa  It’s an okay dress. Not really loving the hair and we can’t help...

The Bitter Kittens thought we scored these two a little high yesterday, and in retrospect maybe we did, but sometimes overall impact trumps issues of detailing and we continue to be impressed by their commitment to dressing like goddamn movie stars. A lot of celebrity couples don’t make...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day; a colorful editorial with some great looks, an interesting model, and a really dumb name. Do try not to focus too much on the latter, won’t you? Enjoy. Marni Spring 2012 Collection/La Fée Maraboutée Spring 2012 Collection ELLE Canada May...

The Kluminator scrubs her face, straightens her hair, and works some fabulous dresses for InStyle UK.     Heidi Klum featured in the March 2012 issue of UK InStyle photographed by Rankin and styled by Amanda Bellan. Roberto Cavalli Spring 2012 Collection Alberta Ferretti Spring 2012...

Line ‘em up!   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace What the shit was she doing with her leg all night? Did she come down with a bout of crazy or something? Because usually Angie’s pretty demure when it comes to playing the sex card. That was just odd the way she kept sticking...

The Grammys! Like the Oscars, with prostitutes!   Anne V and Adam Levine  He looks stunning. She looks ridiculously tacky. We’re embarrassed for her.   Alicia Arden Girl, that’s not your dress. We’re not even sure Elle Fanning is young enough for this dress.  ...

Darlings, it was The Heart Truth’s Red Dress Fashion Show 2012 and we don’t think we’ve ever had so much fun at a runway show. The crowd was raucous and ramped-up, the music was LOUD, and every lady who walked that runway was a DIVA for those 3 minutes. Miss Chaka is a diva...

Say what you will about Jenny From the Block, the lady has excellent taste in outerwear (if not men). She’s been running around town with her not-at-all skeletal new beau, wearing a different coat each time. We wonder what the criteria are for deciding which one to wear. Or does she...

No time for talk, ladies! Hop on the bitchtrain!   Aleksa Palladino At this point, we’re starting to think ladystars wear these bland lace dresses because they’re hoping to blend in. To which we say, “It’s a red carpet, honey. Blending in is for losers and...