Let’s get cracking, kittens! There’s a boatload of bad dresses to discuss and we’re just the bitches to do the discussing! Hit it, ladies, we never heard of! Aimee Teegarden in Alice + Olivia It’s pretty. We love the colors and it fits her well. Amanda Bynes in Hervé...

Darlings, it was the 13th Annual Young Hollywood Awards in Los Angeles, because you’ve got to get the little nippers started early on their acceptance speeches. We’ve got a LOT of red carpet to cover today, so we’re doing this rapid-fire. Strap yourselves in. Aimee Teegarden...

JUNIOR Pairs Division, that is. Thomas McDonell and Aimee Teegarden attend “Prom” World Premiere in Hollywood. Aimee Teegarden wears a Pamela Rolland gown, Casadei heels, Judith Leiber clutch, and Neil Lane jewelry. Pamella Roland Spring 2011 Collection No, we don’t know who...

Darlings, it was the “Scream 4″ world premiere at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood and the style directive was clear: everyone must wear shitty, boring dresses. Aimee Teegarden in Emporio Armani We’ve seen more exciting lamp shades in Target. Alison Brie in Paule...

Darlings, Sunday night is Hollywood’s Prom, the Academy Awards. And you know how it is with proms: yours were always less extravagant and more wholesome than the ones those awful kids are having today. And what’s with all these pre-prom parties? Why, in our day, we were lucky to...