Darlings, it was yet another Women in Hollywood event! There’s one like every ten minutes! It’s an endless series of consolation prizes for not having as much power as men in Hollywood! Oh, well. At least this one was chock full of A-listers. Let’s judge them at a glance....

Hit it again, attention hos!   Adam Lambert Cleans up well.   Ahna O’Reilly in Randi Rahm Kinda disco-meets-geometry fabulous.   Anne Heche in Dolce & Gabbana Not a bad gown, but it’s a little limp and sad-looking. And the color’s not her friend.  ...

Darlings, it was the Writers Guild of America West Coast Awards! Because the East Coast was starting to get a little snotty about it!   Ahna O’Reilly Really cute dress, but the height of the hem makes her look a little cocktail waitress-y. Amanda Peet  Oh sweetie. Live a little....

Don’t you just love awards season, darlings? So many bad choices, so little time to point them out. Ahna O’Reilly  We’re almost sorry we used this joke yesterday, because it applies equally as well here: she looks like she’s wearing the lining to a much prettier dress....

Darlings, it was the 2011 National Board of Review Awards in NYC and the stars all tried their damnedest to look chic and stylish instead of tacky and attention-seeking. Seriously, it’s interesting how there’s a sort of style hierarchy to awards season. Everyone’s going to...