Darlings, here is your pretty for the day: Michael Fassbender, getting his strokable mug stroked by some stupid bitch who thinks she’s all that:   Suit, $1,195, shirt, $375, and tie, $130, by Calvin Klein Collection. Tie bar, $15, by The Tie Bar. Michael Fassbender is featured in...

BREAKING NEWS: PAZ DE LA HUERTA HAS LANDED THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME! One that truly plays to her strengths:     THAT is freaking hilarious. Kudos to whoever came up with this collaboration because paying Paz to flash her panties, while similar to paying a person with diarrhea to sit...

Like the title says, Penelope Cruz graces the cover of British GQ. What the title doesn’t say is that it may just be the worst picture of her we’ve ever seen. Check it: GQ UK June 2011 Issue Photographer: Mario Sorrenti Stylist: George Cortina Slip by Agent Provocateur. Dress by...