Abbie Cornish in Roland Mouret Oct11

Abbie Cornish in Roland Mouret

This is kind of a sexy-sweet look.   Abbie Cornish attends screening of ‘Seven Psychopaths’ at Clearview Chelsea Cinemas in New York City in a Roland Mouret Resort 2013 floral gown paired with a JustFab bag and shoes. We’re not the biggest fans of mermaid skirts, but if...

White Dress Showdown: Cornish vs. Strahovski Jun29

White Dress Showdown: Cornish vs. Strahovski

We couldn’t decide which one of these looks we wanted to cover, because two white dress posts in one day makes the Stoneys antsy. Since the last showdown kept you all happily occupied, and because you all love to pit celebrities against each other in to-the-death cagematches, we figured...

Met Gala 2012 Red Carpet Part 2 May08

Met Gala 2012 Red Carpet Part 2

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...

2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Red Carpet – Part ONE Feb27

2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Red Carpet – Part ON...

Darlings, it was the Vanity Fair Oscar party! Where people who weren’t invited to the main event get dressed up and people who were invited to the main event get dressed down! Let’s judge! Abbie Cornish in Tommy Hilfiger Simple and perfect.   Amy Adams in Vivienne Westwood...

2011 GUCCI Awards Red Carpet Sep06

2011 GUCCI Awards Red Carpet

Darlings, it was the 2011 GUCCI Award For Women In Cinema event, held in Venice, Italy. And guess what everyone wore on the red carpet! Go on, guess! Abbie Cornish Oooh, honey. It’s such a sharp little dress on you, but you look like you’re standing in a hole. Love that little pop...

Venice Film Festival Red Carpet – Day 2 Sep02

Venice Film Festival Red Carpet – Day 2

Hey, kids! It’s Friday! Let’s do a quick rundown of red carpet highlights from Day Two of the Venice Film Festival and say short, bitchy things about each outfit! Okay? Okay! Abbie Cornish attends the ‘W.E.’ premiere in Atelier Versace. Atelier Versace Spring 2011...

Sucker Punch Los Angeles Premiere Mar24

Sucker Punch Los Angeles Premiere

  Vanessa Hudgens in Jenny Packham Spring 2011 Too old for her; too big for her. If you can’t have the dress hemmed and you’re trailing a foot of fabric because you’re not model-tall, don’t wear the dress. And when we say “too old” for her, we...

Vanity Fair Oscar Party – Part 2 Feb28

Vanity Fair Oscar Party – Part 2

Abbie Cornish in Elie Saab   We like the dress, which is appropriately dramatic, but the Ruth Buzzi hair has got to go.   Anderson Cooper   He looks adorable but his pants are too long.   Anika Noni Rose   RuPaul would say she’s bringing realness. We think she...