WE LOVE YOU, EWAN!!!!!!!    Ewan McGregor onstage at the Closing Ceremony during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Neil Barrett black jersey tuxedo with silk rever from the Fall 2012 Tuxedo Collection. Neil Barrett Fall 2012 Collection [similar looks] We really do. We turn into...

Sassy’s not normally within K Stew’s wheelhouse, nor is it a word we word normally associate with her, but DAMN… Kristen Stewart attends screening of “Snow White and the Huntsman” in Los Angeles in head-to-toe Stella McCartney. Stella McCartney Fall 2012...

Cathy Cambridge and mum-in-law Cammie went to a garden party together. It’s not like the ones you go to. Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attends garden party at Buckingham Palace hosted by Queen Elizabeth II in an Emilia Wickstead coat dress paired with a Jane Corbett hat. Clutch and...

There were other aspects to the story, but for us (and we think, for just about every other viewer), this episode was entirely about Peggy and Joan. Megan had an arc in this episode as well, but it was the weakest of the three and the costuming tended to reflect it. This is Peggy’s...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day, a summer Olympics-themed spread from Vogue UK. Now, we’re aware that an editorial depicting models faux-competing in Olympic events while wearing designer gowns sounds like something Patsy Stone would pitch in the middle of a coke binge,...

Minions with especially good memories might recall that we recently told Nicole Kidman to go to hell for adding to the string of near-perfect ladystar looks coming out of Cannes this month. Also: this. Certainly, as bitchy fashion bloggers, we support any ladystar who gets it right, but, also...

Reese still tops our Irrational Celebrity Hate List, but we’ve gotta give the girl some props. Lately, she’s been killing it with the maternity looks and offering a Master Class on how the prego ladystar should dress for public appearances. Reese Witherspoon attends...

Hello, nineties! You’re back with your funky-fresh self, aren’t you? Well, according to the Just Cavalli Resort 2013 collection you are. Loaded with bright neons, animal and extravagant floral prints and more than a passing nod to Hip hop, this collection propels us straight back...

Julianna, you are instantly OUT for not bringing your gorgeous husband along for these pics. Julianne Margulies attends “Cosmopolis” Premiere during the 65th Cannes Film Festival in a Reed Krakoff gown paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Jimmy Choo ‘Vamp’ Cross-Strap...

Oh, we could go on about how ELLE UK made history by featuring a man on its cover in support of the summer Olympics or we could just copy and paste something like… “David Beckham is a national hero,’ ELLE Editor in Chief Lorraine Candy said. ‘He is an icon and Elle is known for...

We’re filing this one under GTNYD, but really, the problem here could be summed up more accurately as, Girl, That’s TOO MUCH Your Dress. Consider: Britney Spears attends the first “X-Factor” auditions in Austin in a Brian Lichtenberg dress. If we were playing a round...

Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke ditches the Khaleesi drag for something a lot more glamorous, leaving her pretty much completely unrecognizable.   Emilia Clarke is featured in the May 2012 issue of LA Times magazine photographed by Ruven Afanador and styled by Deborah Afshani. Bottega...

J Lo is so sextastic in this getup and so astounded with her cat-like sensuality and body that drives men wild that she LITERALLY CANNOT CLOSE HER MOUTH. She is SHOCKED BY HER OWN SEXINESS. Jennifer Lopez celebrates the launch of her new single ‘Goin’ In’ in Las Vegas in a Zuhair Murad dress...

Since the American Bitter Kittens are, like us, woozy and bleary-eyed after a long holiday weekend, let’s ease into our work week with something soothing and fabulous for the soul, shall we?    Diane Kruger attends the Closing Ceremony and “Therese Desqueyroux” premiere...

When it comes to rating the occasionally shocking turns of events in the world of Mad Men, we propose the Lawnmower system. It’s very simple. Allow us to demonstrate. Guy walks into an advertising agency and gets his foot unexpectedly amputated? That’s a FIVE out of FIVE...

Darlings, here’s your gorgeous for the day. Since the Precious Unborn Fawns of our readers can’t get enough of Miss Fan, what better way to close out the week than to feature her giving face in the latest issue of Vogue China? Granted, we’d enjoy seeing a bit more fashion,...

Well, Bella, it didn’t take you long, did it?   Bella Heathcote attends the “Killing Them Softly” Premiere After Party in a Chanel couture gown. Chanel Fall 2009 Couture Collection Are we wrong here? We don’t think so. On the model, the dress looks dramatic and...

We have to say, it’s been quite a month for the red carpet. We don’t know what’s in the air, but it’s causing a lot of celebrities to hit the RC looking very, very good. In fact, some of them are reaching personal bests in red carpet appearances. We’re getting a...

Combining both holiday fashion and going-on-holiday fashion into one mega -collection, DKNY offers up a fun, feminine, and (as always) city-girl-chic series of wearable and pairable pieces. Love the gorgeous shades of fuchsia and scarlet and the easy, girl-on-the-go vibe. DKNY has always had...

Oh, Miss Ki. You are so on a fashion high lately. You better pay that stylist a nice fat bonus. Kirsten Dunst attends the premiere of “On The Road” at Cannes in a Christian Dior gown paired with Louis Vuitton bag and jewelry. Christian Dior Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Louis Vuitton...

Darlings, the stars came down from the sky for a very good cause. Let’s show our appreciation by critiquing their clothes!   Berenice Bejo in Giambattista Valli Couture Absolutely gorgeous. We’re not crazy about the shoulders, but this more than makes up for that monstrosity...

Okay, first off: this is probably one of our favorite Kluminator looks ever. Heidi Klum attends the ‘The Paperboy’ premiere during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Marchesa gown. Marchesa Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Karolina Kurkova She looks stunning, no? Excellent...

Aw, this is adorable: And bound to lead to a lot of Quinn/Santana fanfiction. Well. A lot more, anyway. Aside from Naya’s sandals, which are a bit too Jesus-y for our tastes – and where else are you going to read quality fashion critiquing like THAT, we ask you – they both...

DIVA MAGNIFICA:   Kylie Minogue attends the premiere of ‘Holy Motors’ during the Cannes Film Festival in a Dolce&Gabbana gown.   When you’re a diva, sometimes a gold sequined gown and your very best shapewear are all you need to attain goddess-hood. You WERQ that shimmer,...

God bless you, Victoria Grayson. Not only have you taught us the exact tone to take with service workers and social-climbing sluts, not only did you look fabulous walking toward that plane in time with Florence Welch, not only are you a maestro when it comes to filling one’s eyes with...

We tease K Stew a lot for being a grumpy girl most of the time, but there’s a reason designers scramble over each other to get her to wear their wares. Kristen Stewart attends the ‘On The Road’ Premiere during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Balenciaga. Balenciaga...