Previously, on Falling Skies (which we watched last week but when faced with a 5-hour commute to Fire Island the next morning, opted not to recap): Everyone believes that children are our future; teach them well and let them lead the way. Or hook them up to giant metal slugs. Or send them on...

Katie visited her lawyer, you guys! Can you stand all the celebrity excitement? We’re buzzing over here! Suri’s gonna climb into a bell tower with a shotgun any day now! Katie Holmes is spotted leaving her lawyer’s office in New York City. And while we can get behind these...

Geez, we thought Kirsten’s dress looked a little heavy for Paris in the summer, but this looks positively torturous. Lea Michele leaves the Ritz Hotel in Paris in an IRO sweater. IRO Ivey Sweater Is she retaining water and trying to sweat it all off by the time she hits L.A.? Sure,...

With American celebrities mostly off celebrating their independence this week, we’re forced to turn to our former rulers for fashion entertainment.   Catherine, The Duchess of Cambridge arrives at St Giles Cathedral in Edinburgh for the installation of Prince William Duke of...

Kiki looks really cute here:   Kirsten Dunst attends the opening of the new Louis Vuitton store on the Place Vendome during Paris Fashion Week in a Louis Vuitton dress. Louis Vuitton Resort 2012 Collection But that dress sure does look heavy for Paris in the summer. To her credit, she...

With nothing going on in her life at the moment, Katie took this opportunity to take a leisurely stroll, knowing that no one would be paying attention to her and she could have some lovely “me” time. Katie Holmes tapes an appearance for “Project Runway: All Stars” at...

It’s another beautiful day here on Fire Island, so we don’t see the point in beating around the bush. Because who has time for vagueness when the sun is calling you, darlings? No one; that’s who. Our take on Katy’s look here is very simple. Katy Perry attends the UK...

Just how adorable is Jennifer Lawrence? So adorable that she can wear a pair of silly putty-colored peep-toes … AND WE DON’T EVEN MIND. Jennifer Lawrence arrives at the Christian Dior Fall 2012 couture show in Paris, wearing Christian Dior. Granted, we don’t love them, but...

Okay, generally we applaud it when people really put some thought into their outfits and try to put together a look appropriate for the event and the venue. But sometimes, there is such a thing as being a little too on-point. Those are the times where we say things like “If this was a...

  Taking inspiration from the Tarot, and fooling around with the concepts of deconstruction and reconstruction, Atelier Versace offered up a collection far more elegant and less out-there than last season’s. “Elegant” isn’t usually a word that springs to mind with...

Darlings, we veer wildly back and forth on this outfit. Never so far as hating it, but not quite sure if we love it. Marisa Tomei attends the Berluti Menswear Spring 2013 show in Paris in a Roksanda Ilincic dress paired with Aperlaï sandals. Roksanda Ilincic Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Aperlaï...

Having sent her man a message when he tried to drag her to the NHL awards, Diane is back in chic form and, not coincidentally, back at events more suited to her fierce self.   Diane Kruger attends a private dinner during the Berluti Menswear Spring 2013 show in Paris. Givenchy Spring...

Celebrities attend the Atelier Versace Fall 2012 show at the Ritz hotel in Paris. Since we’re jealous that we weren’t there, let’s rip their outfits to shreds. With love, of course.   Christina Hendricks in Atelier Versace Spring 2012 Good Christ. Look, we’re just...

LADIES TO THE RED CARPET, PLEASE.   Angela Bassett This is perfectly suited for a women’s luncheon kind of event but decidedly underwhelming for a red carpet. Oh Miss Angie. We know you can bring the fierce. Do so next time.   Brianna Perry  Well, you can’t fault her for...

One time, many years ago, right around the time Basic Instinct was just beginning to get pre-opening buzz, Tom found himself walking down a Beverly Hills street when who should he come upon but Sharon Stone, dressed head-to-toe in white (pencil skirt, blouse, sandals, and white-framed...

Bey. Girl. This is not your color.   Beyonce Knowles onstage during the 2012 BET Awards in Los Angeles in a Stéphane Rolland couture gown paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry and Givenchy sandals. Stéphane Rolland Spring 2012 Couture Collection Givenchy Spring 2012 Collection It’s...

Good morning! Happy Monday! Would you like some finely aged Scottish ginger to get your week started off gently, yet still leave you refreshed and stimulated? Kevin McKidd attends premiere of new Pixar animated movie “Brave” in Edinburgh, Scotland. We thought you did.  ...

As we close out this long, hot week, let’s look at something cool and pretty. Enjoy your weekend, Stoneys. Marie Claire Italy July 2012 Issue Editorial: “Atelier Surrealist” Photographer: Xevi Muntané Stylist: Belén Casadevall Model: Katie Fogarty     [Photo...

One of a number of hot young designers of the moment, Joseph Altuzarra took the oft-referenced safari as his inspiration for his 2013 resort collection, along with the designs of the tribes of Masai, presenting ikat patterns in bold colors, killer tailored coats and jackets cinched with belts...

Such is the life of the modern celebrity that she has to come up with two different outfits for talk show appearances: the one she arrives in and the one she wears on the air. Honestly, celebrity etiquette is getting more and more ridiculously complicated as time goes on and everyone from...

We have never wished we could work a turban so hard in our lives. Jean Paul Gaultier always was obsessed with nautical themes, so it’s no surprise to see them again in this collection, albeit with some serious twists. This to us, is fashion design in its pure form. It’s intricate,...

Some of these pairs are a bit too casual for the red carpet, so we’re not inclined to play Pretend Stylist just this once. Instead, we’re turning it over to you ladies. Time to do some pretend (or real, if you’ve got the cash lying around) shopping, gals.We think many of you...

Oh, GURL.   Carmen Electra attends the premiere of “The Amazing Spider-Man” in Los Angeles in a Nicola Finetti dress paired with a pink clutch and Neil lane jewelry. Nicola Finneti Fall 2012 Collection A reader once came up with a great term for a look that’s so bad...

Break out the cannolis and grappa, Stoneys. It’s time to get your Italian on once again. Yesterday it was all about the ladies but today, the men get their chance to indulge in a little spaghetti-eating. It’s almost as fun as the womenswear ad except we’d be remiss if we...

Emmas, we don’t know if you noticed, but we’re a couple of homosexuals. And as such, we are not predisposed to loving the super-sexy, tight little minidress because we’re so obviously not the audience for it. But we’ve got to say, if we were somewhere and a lady...

We always see Ashley at the DKNY and Donna Karan runway shows during Fashion Week and we’re struck by two things each time: Her jaw-dropping beauty, which believe it or not, doesn’t translate to pictures, and How much she embodies the DKNY woman; all urban chic and strong walk. So...