Darlings, here are pictures of Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr walking down the street  looking impossibly chic. Let’s all agree right now to hate them.   Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr out and about in Sydney, Australia. Those bitches. Let’s also agree that Legolas is getting...

If we didn’t know better, we’d swear the title to this episode was deliberate; a “serious cat is serious,” “redundancy is redundant” take on the show, which is how we felt about a lot of this episode after it was over. We liked the episode as it was...

We have a question for the younger Bitter Kittens out there; the ones that hover right around Camilla’s age (25).   Camilla Belle attends Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 Launch Event in New York City in a Jason Wu dress paired with Brian Atwood pumps. Jason Wu Resort 2013 Collection Is...

Hey, remember that show Project Runway? Here are some reminders: This is the collection we will discuss today. It’s admirably cohesive. Smells a little bit more like a resort collection than workwear, though.   Here are the designers of this collection. We will make them cry at...

Celebrities sure do like patting themselves on the back, don’t they? It’s not enough to have a party to celebrate your world tour (which in itself will wind up being a string of parties), but you also have to have a PRE-tour party to celebrate the tour you’re about to go on....

Otherwise known as The Week Everyone Gave Up And Dressed Like Michael. Actually, we like a lot about these looks. It’s just that everyone took it down a notch this week, for whatever reason. Maybe it was the whole “@Work” thing. Maybe Heidi thinks office workers wear tight...

Even though they stood far apart from each other, we’re treating this one as a Pairs Division post because the ladies really went for broke with these dresses and deserve to be pitted against each other like prize fighting roosters. Besides, they’re so boring on their own. Kate...

All things considered, what with all the shrieking and poo-flinging going on in the monkey cage that the workroom has become, both teams produced a lineup of looks that eachhad their ups and downs, but mostly came across as competent if unexciting entries. In other words, for all the drama,...

Darlings, it was the premiere of “Sparkle” and all the stars came out to do just that, some more than others. Can we just say? Does anyone else find the ads for this movie a little weird? “Starring Jordin Sparks! Cee Lo Green! And Whitney Houston.” Excuse me, bitch?...

Darlings, we are way behind on postings today and scrambling to catch up. Since you’re such shallow kittens, we know we only have to put up pictures of pretty men to calm your restlessness. Bitter Kitten Nip, you might call it. Anyway, here’s Joel Kinnaman, late of AMC’s The...

So Heidi pulls out her Big Bag o’ Crazy (now with added tassle action)…   And Nina pops out!   Everyone is thrilled.   “Blah blah blah. Marie Claire @Work blah blah. Designers, it really doesn’t matter. We’re going to apply arbitrary criticisms...

Darlings, what would a T Lounge be without a gigantic fucking disco ball hanging over our heads all night threatening to come crashing down on all of us unless we turn the beat around, got to be real, toot-toot, hey, beep-beep? Boring is what. Wyld Bar, W Hotel, London So put your cha cha...

Before we open the T Lounge and begin the process of dulling our senses in preparation for tonight’s episode of Psych Ward! Project Runway, we thought it best to stimulate them a little. And what better way to charge up the senses than with this pattern-tastic editorial from Paper...

Y’know, we should, by all rights, think this is tacky:   Carrie Underwood performed at NBC Studios in New York City for the ‘Today Show’ in a top by Alice + Olivia and shorts by 7 For All Mankind paired with B Brian Atwood booties. Alice + Olivia Elenora Sequined Long...

So…we guess animal print’s gonna be her thing now. Heidi Klum unveils her Truly Scrumptious collection at Babies “R” Us in NYC in a MICHAEL Michael Kors caramel leopard print peasant dress paired with a Michael Kors belt and Alaïa sandals. Of course, it’s not...

Hi, Kelly! Let’s play a game. It’s called “One Dubious Compliment and One Bitchy Criticism.” Doesn’t that sound like fun? We’ll go first.   Kelly Osbourne attends Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 Launch Event at Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York City in a top...

Well, darlings, the press ramp-up to what is sure to become a media juggernaut has begun. Season three of Downton Abbey (now with added Shirley MacLaine flavor crystals) is heading the world’s way and all the prettier cast members are going to get lots and lots of pictures taken and...

Y’know, we were really disappointed with the way the whole Cruise/Holmes divorce drama resolved itself and fizzled out so quickly.   Robert Pattinson makes his way out of his New York hotel to meet Cosmopolis director David Cronenberg for lunch. We thought we had a whole summer of...

Somebody tried to do some clever pairing here, but we question whether it works. Miranda Cosgrove attends CBS’ Teacher’s Rock Special Live Concert Press Room in Los Angeles, California in Juicy Couture plaid sleeveless top with a black leather circle skirt by Carven. Shoes by...

Tika Sumpter, welcome to your first appearance here at T Lo Nasty Bitches, LLC! We’ll keep our critiques brief and simple. You didn’t think there wouldn’t be any, did you? Oh, HONEY. Come now. Don’t be scared! You know how, at the doctor’s office, just before a...

Diva goddess extraordinaire Linda Evangelista puts the “super” back in “supermodel,” as she parades a string of cracktastic fetish outfits, alien invader uniforms, and superhero getups in front of the cameras of W magazine. This may not be your pretty of the day but it...

It’s a Double-WERQ day, darlings! But we could give her no less, because Miss Kelly is serving up HAIR.   Kelly Rowland at the David Jones Spring/Summer 2012 collection launch in Sydney in a Victoria Beckham dress paired with Christian Louboutin ‘Pigalle Spikes’ shoes....

We like this dress more in theory than in practice.   Jennifer Garner on her way into the ‘Late Show With David Letterman’ in New York City in an Yves Saint Laurent dress. Yves Saint Laurent Leather Panel Dress It’s got a bit of an edge to it, which we appreciate....

Sure, maybe putting Viola Davis in a white dress is a no-brainer…   Viola Davis attends CBS’ Teacher’s Rock Special Live Concert Press Room in Los Angeles ina white dress by Vivienne Westwood accessorized with coral drop earrings, a green cocktail ring, and gold...

The theme of this editorial appears to be, “I’m Michelle Rodriguez, and this is my slammin’ torso.”   Michelle Rodriguez covers the September 2012 issue of InStyle Russia photographed by David Mandelberg. Valentin Yudashkin Fall 2012 Collection Chagoury Couture...

If there’s one fashion maxim that probably gets quoted way too often, it’s Coco Chanel’s suggestion that you take one thing off before leaving the house. Personally, we’ve always been partial to her purported quote, “Elegance is refusal,” which amounts to...