Surprise, darlings! We’re spitting out content on a Sunday because we just can’t stay away from ripping those PR bitches. Of course, in all likelihood, you spent your Sunday out in the sun, like regular people, and are reading this days later while you’re trying to look busy...

Darlings, here’s your pretty to close out the week: the Lanvin Fall 2012 ad campaign, starring “real people.” We’ll let WWD do the explaining: “Alber Elbaz is keeping it real for Lanvin’s fall advertising campaign. Rather than models of the moment, Elbaz went for...

Quick n’ Bitchy-style, kittens! Hit it!   Ven Budhu Ven is clearly the one to watch. He’s the Rami of this season, bringing lady-like elegance and impressive technical skills. As was the case with Rami’s work occasionally, we detect in this look a need to edit himself....

Darlings, if you’re a fan of the show, season 3 of Downton Abbey feels like a distressingly long way away (some time early next year for U.S. kittens). But while we were scrolling through the list of topics for today (looking for something easy because those Project Runway posts really...

Darlings, let’s take a momentary break from the world of reality TV fashion and the sad frocks that come with it to look at some real Goddamned fashion and the lady who knows how to WERQ the shit out of it. Miss Bingbing? You have the floor.   Fan Bingbing attends the Louis Vuitton...

It’s time once again to turn the tables on the judges. As always, Kors remains not worth including in the discussion. We love the Duchess but his uniform is boring. Unlike red carpet outfits, the judges on Project Runway have to consider (or at least, should consider) how the outfit is...

“Welcome to T.G.I. Fridays! The beating heart of fashion! Can I interest you in some potato skins or a sampler of delicious Tapa-tizers?” “TAPA-TIZERS!” Yes, it’s back darlings; bigger, tackier and more obnoxious than ever, our beloved Project Runway came roaring...

  Café Vienés. Casa Fuster Hotel, Barcelona Kittens, grab your panties and your passport, because we’re jetting off to Barcelona for tonight’s celebration! The T LOunge is OPEN once again. Dibs on the couch. Patricia Field and Lauren Graham guest judge along side Nina Garcia,...

Before we dive headfirst into the screaming insanity of another season of Project Runway, let’s take a deep breath and center ourselves with a dash of fabulously chic B&W NYC glam in the old-school manner. With just a splash of cute sailors. What’s not to love? Light some...

Kyra Sedgwick lands on a NYC sidewalk like a bolt of lightning.   Kyra Sedgwick stops to pose for photographers as she makes her way into the ‘Late Show With David Letterman’ in New York City in a red dress paired with a Lorraine Schwartz snake ring and an OFIRA ring and...

After her rather silly-looking previous attempt on the RC, we found ourselves gay-gasping over this look. Marion Cotillard attends London premiere of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ at Odeon Leicester Square in a Christian Dior couture dress. Bag and shoes by Christian Dior. Jewelry by...

Well, so much for our ability to pick the standout characters. There we were, watching the latest episode of Dallas and happily tweeting whatever smartass comments pop into our heads, MST3K-style, when Marta-Veronica appeared once again on our screens. “We think Marta is our favorite...

It’s time for us to be bluntly honest. Not that we’re suggesting that we haven’t spent the last 6 years being bluntly honest; heavens, no. What we mean is, it’s time for us to be bluntly honest today. You know how, some days, you just can’t get the engine...

Annie, we love ya, but you’ve got to stop it with this Michelle Williams thing you’re doing. A pixie cut does not necessarily a twee princess make, dear.   Anne Hathaway attends London premiere of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ at Odeon Leicester Square in a Gucci gown...

So there Tom was a few nights ago, in the throes of a bout of insomnia, lying in bed and watching Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes on his iPad at 3 am. By the way, Pro Tip: NEVER watch movies or TV shows on your iPad while lying on your stomach, because at some point the screen will go...

You’ve gotta love Gary Oldman. He’s been working in this industry for almost 30 years, and yet he still has not the slightest bit of patience with all the silly poledancing crap that comes with it. The reason the Americans love certain Brit actors so much is their obvious disdain...

Mrs. Cathy heard two bitchy queens from across the Atlantic complaining that she dresses too old for her age sometimes, and, after determining that she wouldn’t be allowed to have them beheaded, opted for shutting them up in less bloody ways.   Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge...

Crank the AC up as high as it’ll go, darlings. Your pretty for the day is Michael Kors’ fur-and sweater-wrapped fall 2012 ad campaign, which WWD described as  “a latter-day version” of Carole Lombard and Clark Gable. We don’t know if we quite agree with that one, but it...

Given the temperatures on the east coast this week, we think it’s safe to say that Flo clearly shoved a bag of ice into her panties. That’s the only explanation as to why she’s not sprawled out on the sidewalk from heat exhaustion. Florence Welch goes out for a walk in New...

Hey, remember yesterday when we said that the suit JGL wore to The Dark Knight Rises premiere didn’t fit him all that well and some of the JGL fans told us to shut our fat faces? Good times. Although we may be misremembering the “fat faces” part. Anyway, we bring this up...

If Kristin Davis embodied the chic Manhattanite in her GMA dress, then Jordana is the very picture of the casually chic L.A. girl here. The trend-focused tend to obsess on the WHEN in fashion, but here at T Lo Fashion Assessments, Int’l, we’re all about the WHERE.   Dallas...

Darlings, Freida Pinto would like to wish you all the very happiest of holidays and a prosperous and blessed New Year.   Freida Pinto hosts Flaunt Magazine and Agave Denim ‘All Wrapped Up In Blue’ dinner reception celebrating The Denim Issue in Los Angeles in a Contrarian...

T Lo obsession Chloe Sevigny landed herself the cover of OUT:   Top by Opening Ceremony. Underwear by Calvin Klein Underwear. Boxing handwraps and gloves by Everlast. Chloë Sevigny covers the latest issue of OUT magazine photographed by Terry Richardson and styled by Grant Woolhead....

It’s high summer, which means the stars are not inclined to make the effort to show up on a red carpet unless it’s for their own movie, which makes bitchy bloggers like us trawl the *ahem* secondary events for people to talk about. And since we checked in on Frodo yesterday, it...

Miss Kristin either woke up and got herself a stylist or she woke up and got herself a clue. Because we’ve been saying for years that she needed to stop dressing like Charlotte York-Goldenblatt and update her style, and it looks to us like she did just that.   Kristin Davis makes...

Darlings, are you all ready for tomorrow night? And if you ask, “Why? What’s happening tomorrow night?” we will weep over your ignorance and question your Bitter Kitten-ness. It is, after all, the premiere of Project Runway’s tenth season, and to celebrate this...