Darlings, we’ve tried to avoid her because she bores the shit out of us, but Kate’s been unveiling one dress after another in an attempt to get you to watch her movie and we’ve decided we can’t ignore the latest one. Kate Beckinsale attends the premiere of ‘Total...

Darlings, as the days start to get a little shorter, are you feeling all autumnal and shit? Or are you doing everything you can to pretend that summer will last forever and you will always be exactly as young as you are right now? There are two types of people: those who make simplistic...

Toothache, darlings! Diabetic shock! Brace yourselves!   Holland Roden attends The Songbirds’ ‘Miss Me’ Album Release Party hosted by ELLE Magazine in West Hollywood in a Nicola Finetti dress paired with a Rebecca Minkoff ‘Vincent’ bag and Rene Caovilla...

But he ain’t no DA MODEL, that’s for sure.   ‘Bones’ star David Boreanaz is featured in the latest issue of DA MAN magazine photographed by Mitchell Nguyen McCormack and styled by Jeff K. Kim.   What’s with the cheesy match.com profile pictures?...

All things considered (like: Christina Aguilera) this isn’t all that bad, except for one item. Can sharp-eyed kittens guess what it is?   Christina Aguilera attends the NBCUniversal’s ‘The Voice’ Press Junket and cocktail reception in Los Angeles in a Torn by...

For lunch today, Jennifer recommends the breast.   Jennifer Lawrence attends the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s 2012 Installation Luncheon in Beverly Hills, California in a Narciso Rodriguez dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps. Narciso Rodriguez Resort 2013...

Fine. We were wrong. We admit it. We thought Charleston was going to be a trap set for the Second Mass by the aliens. Instead it was something we really should have seen coming; a story that practically every post-apocalyptic tale of any worth needs to tell: other humans are the worst enemies...

Darlings, here is Michael Phelps’ new ad for Louis Vuitton:   Michael Phelps for Louis Vuitton Ad Campaign photographed by Annie Leibovitz. And here is the bag in the ad, in case you were having trouble spotting it: Louis Vuitton Cruiser Bag, $2,300 And here is a closer shot of...

Hi Jaime! Hold up for a second.   Jaime King kills people with her brain in Los Angeles. Listen, we just wanna — Oh, Jesus. You look really pissed off. Okay, well. We’ll be brief, but it has to be said. You are wearing a sleeveless, cropped-leg denim jumpsuit – that...

Hit it, hos! Alicia Hardesty We would seriously love everything here if it fit her correctly. As it is, the poor gal looks as hung as a gay porn star in those pants.     Elena Slivnyak We give her a lot of credit for figuring out a way to marry her aesthetic to sportswear, but if...

Lately, it seems like we’ve been cast – much against our will, mind you – as the Grumpy Gay Uncles, harrumphing at every under-18 starlet for dressing too old. In our defense, we’re harrumphing because these little girls look frumpy, not slutty. To be perfectly honest,...

Good morning, kittens. We have something of an Olympics hangover this morning. You spend 3 hours tweeting your every brain fart during the closing ceremonies and see how you feel. We dreamed of newspaper-covered people and Brazilians with bad microphones all night. Thankfully, in the middle...

Enh. We’re too ambivalent about this spread to call it your Pretty of the Day. The clothes are gorgeous and Lana looks pretty good, in terms of hair and makeup, but man, does this girl ever need modeling lessons if she wants to do this sort of thing. You’re in Vogue, for...

Hi Cammie! You look so happy! We bet we know why!   Cameron Diaz out and about in West Hollywood. It’s because your outfit’s fucking adorable!   Or you just got laid.     [Photo Credit:...

We never thought we’d say this, but Maxim put together an adorably stylish and cute editorial, with Parks and Recreation‘s Adam Scott.  J. Lindeberg Hopper jacket, $1,230, and pocket square, $80. Ralph Lauren Black Label Denim cardigan, $595, and tie, $145. Gant Rugger Kick-Ass...

  Look at the Duchess in his white jeans! You go, girl! We’re still not gonna bother rating you, though.   Heidi Klum Wow. Kors needs to get some sleep! While the nerd in us (i.e., Tom) appreciates Heidi’s salute to The Legion of Doom‘s Giganta …  ...

We love this look:   Kerry Washington attends the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s 2012 Installation Luncheon in Beverly Hills, California in a Christian Dior resort dress. Christian Dior Resort 2013 Collection You are a fabulously chic cupcake, girl! It’s a perfect...

  Before we get to ripping his dress, we have a few words to say to this one. GET THE HELL OVER YOURSELF, QUEEN. It’s not all about you.   We were sympathetic when he expressed some anxiety that he was the reason Andrea bolted. But then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up about...

Darlings, we think you’re all in need of a delicious man in a tux right about now, so let’s all gaze lovingly at Daniel Craig in the poster for the new Bond movie, Skyfall. Of course we have opinions. Opinon One: The whole appeal to Daniel Craig, as far as we’re concerned,...

Well. She almost got it right. That’s something. Christina Hendricks attends the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s 2012 Installation Luncheon in Beverly Hills, California in a Dolce&Gabbana black sheer chiffon blouse paired with a Badgley Mischka pencil skirt and a...

And now, a melodrama, in three acts. ACT 1: The Michael Kors flagship store, morning.   “Designers, welcome to the flagship store of Michael Kors!” “Hi guys. Stay on the rug, please.”   “Designers, before we tell you about your next challenge, we have...

Leave your passports at home, darlings! We’re dashing off to exotic ASTORIA tonight!   Cienna Ultralounge, Astoria, Queens, NY International intrigue, Queens-style, bitches! Guest judges Rachael Roy and Hayden Panettiere, Nina Garcia, Michael Kors and Heidi Klum from the fourth...

Darlings, we can sense you’re all getting listless and unfocussed because your day has been boy-deficient. Allow us to remedy that.     James Marsden covers the August/September issue of DA MAN magazine photographed by Mitchell Nguyen McCormack and styled by Jeff Kim. On 30...

Is this a WERQ? We’re afraid to say; especially since, every time anyone wears a decent outfit ’round these parts, a bunch of angry kittens shriek “WHY ISN’T THIS A WERQ?!?” Of course, every time we give someone a “WERQ!” we also get, “WHY IS...

Miss Chloe and her seemingly endless string of fashion alters is the gift that keeps on giving. Ladies? Take it away:   Chloë Sevigny covers the latest issue of Dazed and Confused Korea magazine photographed by Michael Schwartz and styled by Aeri Yun. Muriel is a bisexual snowboarder and...

We consider it a huge step forward for her that she’s not wearing tights in any of these pictures. Attagirl, Zooey. Zoey Deschanel out and about in Brentwood, California in a navy dress paired with a Tulle green double-breasted jacket, Jimmy Choo shoes and a Prada bag. Tulle Jacket...