Look at the Duchess in his white jeans! You go, girl! We’re still not gonna bother rating you, though.   Heidi Klum Wow. Kors needs to get some sleep! While the nerd in us (i.e., Tom) appreciates Heidi’s salute to The Legion of Doom‘s Giganta …  ...

We love this look:   Kerry Washington attends the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s 2012 Installation Luncheon in Beverly Hills, California in a Christian Dior resort dress. Christian Dior Resort 2013 Collection You are a fabulously chic cupcake, girl! It’s a perfect...

  Before we get to ripping his dress, we have a few words to say to this one. GET THE HELL OVER YOURSELF, QUEEN. It’s not all about you.   We were sympathetic when he expressed some anxiety that he was the reason Andrea bolted. But then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up about...

Darlings, we think you’re all in need of a delicious man in a tux right about now, so let’s all gaze lovingly at Daniel Craig in the poster for the new Bond movie, Skyfall. Of course we have opinions. Opinon One: The whole appeal to Daniel Craig, as far as we’re concerned,...

Well. She almost got it right. That’s something. Christina Hendricks attends the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s 2012 Installation Luncheon in Beverly Hills, California in a Dolce&Gabbana black sheer chiffon blouse paired with a Badgley Mischka pencil skirt and a...

And now, a melodrama, in three acts. ACT 1: The Michael Kors flagship store, morning.   “Designers, welcome to the flagship store of Michael Kors!” “Hi guys. Stay on the rug, please.”   “Designers, before we tell you about your next challenge, we have...

Leave your passports at home, darlings! We’re dashing off to exotic ASTORIA tonight!   Cienna Ultralounge, Astoria, Queens, NY International intrigue, Queens-style, bitches! Guest judges Rachael Roy and Hayden Panettiere, Nina Garcia, Michael Kors and Heidi Klum from the fourth...

Darlings, we can sense you’re all getting listless and unfocussed because your day has been boy-deficient. Allow us to remedy that.     James Marsden covers the August/September issue of DA MAN magazine photographed by Mitchell Nguyen McCormack and styled by Jeff Kim. On 30...

Is this a WERQ? We’re afraid to say; especially since, every time anyone wears a decent outfit ’round these parts, a bunch of angry kittens shriek “WHY ISN’T THIS A WERQ?!?” Of course, every time we give someone a “WERQ!” we also get, “WHY IS...

Miss Chloe and her seemingly endless string of fashion alters is the gift that keeps on giving. Ladies? Take it away:   Chloë Sevigny covers the latest issue of Dazed and Confused Korea magazine photographed by Michael Schwartz and styled by Aeri Yun. Muriel is a bisexual snowboarder and...

We consider it a huge step forward for her that she’s not wearing tights in any of these pictures. Attagirl, Zooey. Zoey Deschanel out and about in Brentwood, California in a navy dress paired with a Tulle green double-breasted jacket, Jimmy Choo shoes and a Prada bag. Tulle Jacket...

Steffi starts her engines and goes full-on RuPaul for Vogue: Lady Gaga covers the September issue of Vogue magazine photographed by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott and styled by Grace Coddington in a Marc Jacobs purple gown. On her new fragrance: “The fragrance is called Fame. It must be black....

Darlings, it was the Instyle Summer Soiree! No, we’ve never heard of it, either! Let’s judge.   Ariel Winter  Adorable. But those look like Mommy’s shoes.   Ashley Bell  SUPER-cute dress; dull shoes.   Ashley Rickards  Fly your beige freak flag if that’s...

YES! VINDICATION! Oh, who are we trying to kid? Yes, we, like many, many other viewers, kindasorta figured there was a connection between Rebecca and the Barnes family (the number one clue being the name Rebecca), but it was one in a number of possible theories we threw out there. Personally,...

Pampered pretty boy butches up for denim campaign. Details to follow.   Zac Efron, recently named the new face of John John Denim, was photographed by Jacques Dequeker and styled by Jenny Richter and Felipe Veloso for the brand’s latest ad campaign. We’ll say this: he looks a lot...

Hmph. We were GOING to say, “Darlings, it’s Wednesday, and don’t you think we all need to have a Gaga moment right now to help us get over the hump?” Decent opener, right? Except Steffi has let us down in so many ways here, we don’t even know if we can go on. But...

More boys, girls!   Taylor Kitsch, Idris Elba, Garrett Hedlund, Aaron Paul, Aaron Johnson, and Armie Hammer cover the September 2012 issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Yu Tsai. We always cringe just a little when Vanity Fair or some other magazine does a “NEXT GENERATION OF...

Gwennie thinks pink, and looks fabulous doing it.    Gwen Stefani is featured in the September 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Terry Richardson and styled by Lori Goldstein. On her style: “I’ve always been a girl who loves to dress up. I already put my makeup...

Ladies, you’ll be happy to hear it’s another boy-heavy day here at The T Lo International Institute for Gender Studies. And what good is a boy-heavy day without a boy wearing a tight and transparent t-shirt, we ask you? Luke Evans leaving the Omega watch party held at the House of...

Oh, man. These baby starlets are going to be the death of us. Bella Thorne attends the premiere of ‘The Odd Life of Timothy Green’ in Los Angeles in a Ted Baker London dress paired with Miu Miu heels. Ted Baker London ‘Parisian Birdie’ print dress Miu Miu Glitter Heel T-Strap...

This is cute in it’s refreshing almost-normalcy, but we never did quite get outfits like this one: Jennifer Lawrence out and about in Hollywood in a The Reformation dress paired with a Jimmy Choo bag and Leisure Society glasses. The Reformation ‘Citrine’ Dress Jimmy Choo...

Hi, Jeremy Renner. We don’t like your suit.   Jeremy Renner attends the premiere of ‘The Bourne Legacy’ in Sydney in a Dolce&Gabbana suit, shirt and tie paired with Christian Louboutin shoes. Our first reaction was a barely audible “Meh.” Black suit,...

Miss Kiernan steps out and shuts it down.   Kiernan Shipka attends the premiere of ‘The Odd Life of Timothy Green’ in Los Angeles in an Oscar de la Renta dress paired with a Proenza Schouler clutch and Miu Miu shoes. Proenza Schouler Evening Clutch It’s eerie how much...

We don’t know what it is, but it seems like lately, the beauty and fashion mags keep putting pictures of stars on the cover looking like they’re in the middle of delivering a very pointed comment to the photographer. Keira Knightley is featured in the September 2012 issue of...

Katherine McNamara? Meet a sixteen-year-old who got it exactly right.   Sami Gayle attends the “Total Recall” New York Premiere in NYC in Miu Miu Fall 2012 collection. Miu Miu Jewel-collared Chunky-knit Wool Sweater THAT is a girl who knows her strengths and knows how to WERQ...

We have nothing to add to these ridiculously fabulous pictures except to say: Pete Campbell with a pornstache in loungewear? Whoever envisioned this one deserves a raise. Shirt by Etro Vincent Kartheiser models for Mr. Porter, photographed by Kurt Iswarienko and styled by Gaelle Paul. On what...