Good morning, Miss La La! Don’t you look all sunny and shit!   Lala Vasquez attends a friend’s wedding in NYC in an Aqua by Aqua dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps. Aqua by Aqua ‘Floyd’ Dress   Christian Louboutin Lady Daf Platform Mary Jane Pumps...

You guys, Peggy Olsen has HAD IT with being the frumpy go-getting good girl.   ‘Mad Men’ star Elisabeth Moss attends the “For A Good Time, Call…” premiere in New York City in a Dolce&Gabbana lace black dress paired with nude pumps. Y’know, we never...

We’re always saying that Jessica, lovely and talented as she is, can’t seem to take a good picture. It’s not a criticism. A lot of people look better on film or in person than in photographs. It’s just slightly unusual for one of those people to be a lead actress....

Oh, we were going to critique this and tell her that this isn’t Her Dress, but like we’ve said in the past, these on-set pics are terribly misleading and you never really know what the clothes are going to look like in the final shot. Leighton Meester filming ‘Gossip...

Darlings, internet punching bag Lana Del Rey is the new face of H&M for fall. Let’s assess.   The clothes look great, and while we’ve had some fun at its expense, she really does have a great look; perfectly suitable for fashion photography. Unfortunately, what she...

Eva’s one of those celebrities that come across as a total non-entity to us. In many ways, she’s the perfect television actress because she’s pretty in an approachable sort of way and isn’t cursed with a surplus of charisma. We say this not to be mean, but because...

Ariel Winter, you are wearing a cute, colorful, girly dress that’s slightly off the beaten track. We approve wholeheartedly.   Ariel Winter attends the WWE SummerSlam VIP Kick-Off Party in Beverly Hills, California in a Jay Godfrey dress paired with Brian Atwood sandals. Brian...

LEA MICHELE! This is it! This is what we’ve been trying to get you to do for YEARS, girl! Sweatshirt by Marc by Marc Jacobs, socks by Honeydew, headband by ASOS. Lea michele covers the September 2012 issue of Nylon magazine photographed by Marvin Scott Jarrett and styled by Daniela...

Everthing about this is so very wrong. Kristen Bell makes an appearance on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” in a Cushnie et Ochs dress paired with Casadei shoes. Cushnie et Ochs Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Alyona Subbotina Casadei ‘Blade’ Pump Kristen’s been...

Miss Christina is learning that extremely important and useful celebrity skill: working the shit out of a camera while either pretending you don’t see it or pretending that you’re terribly put out by its presence.   Christina Hendricks takes a shopping trip in West Hollywood...

Darlings, your pretty of the day, it is here. A little stark, a little scary, and a little in need of mascara at the moment, but nonetheless, very pretty. It’s a shame they’re running this in the September issue, because it would make one kickass Halloween editorial. The shot...

This is adorable in a “going out to lunch with a friend” kinda way:   Rachel Bilson out to lunch with a friend in Los Angeles in a Rag & Bone dress paired with Rebecca Minkoff sandals and a Chloé bag. Rag & Bone Mercer Print Sleeveless Dress Chloé Elsie Square...

It’s not a dress at all, but the principle’s the same. Look, don’t start with us, okay? It’s Monday.   Jennifer Garner heads to the screening of her new movie “The Odd Life of Timothy Green” in NYC in a top and skirt by No. 21 paired with Yves Saint Laurent...

Darlings, it was the Do Something Awards! Don’t just sit there … JUDGE SOMEONE!   Alex Frnka in Contrarian  Geez, we’re gonna start off with a really mean one, but this looks like an old prom dress bought in a consignment shop.   Ashley Greene in Michael Kors...

This chick isn’t giving up her pixie cut without a fight.   Emma Watson covers the The New York Times T Style ‘Fall Fashion Issue’ magazine photographed by Alasdair McLellan and styled by Anastasia Barbieri. Then again, if it works, why change it? LOVE these pics. The...

Darlings, here are pictures of Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr walking down the street  looking impossibly chic. Let’s all agree right now to hate them.   Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr out and about in Sydney, Australia. Those bitches. Let’s also agree that Legolas is getting...

If we didn’t know better, we’d swear the title to this episode was deliberate; a “serious cat is serious,” “redundancy is redundant” take on the show, which is how we felt about a lot of this episode after it was over. We liked the episode as it was...

We have a question for the younger Bitter Kittens out there; the ones that hover right around Camilla’s age (25).   Camilla Belle attends Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 Launch Event in New York City in a Jason Wu dress paired with Brian Atwood pumps. Jason Wu Resort 2013 Collection Is...

Hey, remember that show Project Runway? Here are some reminders: This is the collection we will discuss today. It’s admirably cohesive. Smells a little bit more like a resort collection than workwear, though.   Here are the designers of this collection. We will make them cry at...

Celebrities sure do like patting themselves on the back, don’t they? It’s not enough to have a party to celebrate your world tour (which in itself will wind up being a string of parties), but you also have to have a PRE-tour party to celebrate the tour you’re about to go on....

Otherwise known as The Week Everyone Gave Up And Dressed Like Michael. Actually, we like a lot about these looks. It’s just that everyone took it down a notch this week, for whatever reason. Maybe it was the whole “@Work” thing. Maybe Heidi thinks office workers wear tight...

Even though they stood far apart from each other, we’re treating this one as a Pairs Division post because the ladies really went for broke with these dresses and deserve to be pitted against each other like prize fighting roosters. Besides, they’re so boring on their own. Kate...

All things considered, what with all the shrieking and poo-flinging going on in the monkey cage that the workroom has become, both teams produced a lineup of looks that eachhad their ups and downs, but mostly came across as competent if unexciting entries. In other words, for all the drama,...

Darlings, it was the premiere of “Sparkle” and all the stars came out to do just that, some more than others. Can we just say? Does anyone else find the ads for this movie a little weird? “Starring Jordin Sparks! Cee Lo Green! And Whitney Houston.” Excuse me, bitch?...

Darlings, we are way behind on postings today and scrambling to catch up. Since you’re such shallow kittens, we know we only have to put up pictures of pretty men to calm your restlessness. Bitter Kitten Nip, you might call it. Anyway, here’s Joel Kinnaman, late of AMC’s The...

So Heidi pulls out her Big Bag o’ Crazy (now with added tassle action)…   And Nina pops out!   Everyone is thrilled.   “Blah blah blah. Marie Claire @Work blah blah. Designers, it really doesn’t matter. We’re going to apply arbitrary criticisms...