Hey, remember the other day, when we did a Pairs Division post co-starring Maggie, and we scored her pretty high? Remember how a bunch of the kittens were all, “T Lo, you scored her kind of high. What’s up with that?” It’s very simple, darlings. You see, knowing how...

Miss Dakota, we bow down to your fierce-as-shit boots.   Dakota Fanning out and about in NYC. Comme des Garçons Play Worsted Wool V-Neck Sweater. Acne Astle Denim Mini Skirt. Sofia Coppola for Louis Vuitton Suede Asphalt Handbag. Alexander Wang Sigrid Over the Knee Boots with Notched...

We’re really not going to “Of course” her this time because this is cute and slightly unexpected. Lea Michele attends event where she is formally introduced as the new L’Oréal Paris spokesperson in NYC in head-to-toe Lanvin. Lanvin Été 2012 Platform Sandal We love a...

We’re fairly rigid on the question of dresses over pants, i.e., no. Absolutely not. Not even for you, Emma Watson.   Emma Watson attends a special screening of ‘The Perks of Being The Wallflower’ in London in Chanel Couture. Christian Dior Fall 2012 Couture...

We got the scoop on this a while ago from one of our buzzing little Project Runway bees, but we didn’t feel right about breaking the story without confirmation. But it’s been leaking out slowly over the past day, so to hell with it. Here they are, kittens, the next generation of...

  For their spring collection, Dolce and Gabbana looked to the world of Sicilan kitsch, taking inspiration from the island’s ceramic ware, puppets, baskets, beach umbrellasand other forms of local craftwork, the likes of which have ensnared and enthralled tourists for decades....

We had a little Abbott & Costello routine this morning over these pics. Tom said, “Hey, let’s put up those pictures of Summer Glau you showed me.” “What pictures of Summer Glau?” “You know, the ones where she’s walking around New York in those red...

Oh, what the hell. Let’s declare it “Ridiculously Hot Spaniard Day” here at T Lo Ethnic Holidays, LLC. ¡Los españoles calientes, darlings! We slapped a couple pictures of her hot husband up, so let’s take a look at what Penny’s doing with herself. Penelope Cruz...

Darlings, what do we all think of Miss Maggie, here?   Maggie Grace attends the premiere of ‘Won’t Back Down’ in New York. Because we are having the very worst of reactions: pure ambivalence. Let’s break this down. Walk with us. The blouse? It’s colorful,...

You know how we always say, “Darlings, here’s a pretty boy for you to get over the hump today?” Well, to hell with that, GQ is serving up MAN. Coat, $2,295, shirt, $295, tie, $155, and pants, $495, by Ralph Lauren Black Label. Pocket square, $40 by Polo Ralph Lauren. Tie...

Except for the occasional bag, we swear we’ve never looked at any womenswear and wished we could wear it. No, really. But Miss Gwen is lucky we’re not in London right now… Gwen Stefani arrives in London via the Eurostar from Paris. Kelly Wearstler Noir Batik-Twill Trenchcoat...

Darlings, if we do this, do you promise to not mention his name every time you see a fabric rose? We were mighty annoyed while we watched this collection walk the runway and tweeted our disapproval throughout. But now, weeks later, we see that it really wasn’t a bad collection at all....

We’re feeling prickly and nit-picky today. We’re just warning you now. Hey! Let’s play a game. We’ll call it “What are those prickly pricks bitching about NOW?” See if you can spot the one thing in the following pictures that we think is a mistake. Ready?...

Miss Solange is serving up Mahogany realness.   Solange Knowles attends the amfAR Milano 2012 event during Milan Fashion Week in a Rubin Singer gown paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Jimmy Choo ‘Loila’ Sandal Bowing is not optional.   Y’know, we’re just gonna...

Natalie Portman kind of looks like those little figurines for each month of the year that you give little girls on their birthday.   Natalie Portman (pictured with her husband Benjamin Millepied) attends the opening night performance of the L.A. Dance Project in Los Angeles in a...

Darlings, we’re wiped out, and a picture’s supposedly worth a thousand words, so we’re gonna let Miss Karlie do all the WERQ. She’s more than up to the task. Enjoy your pretty of the day, dolls. It’s a keeper. W Magazine editorial titled ‘Sweet...

Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, is apparently a big fan of Chanel, since she wore it twice during the Emmys and their subsequent parties.   ‘Game of Thrones’ star Emilia Clarke attends the British Academy of Film And Television Arts Los Angeles TV Tea 2012 Event in a...

Meet Andrea, designer for her own brand, Electric Love Light. This is the portion of the post where we’d make a ton of jokes about her riding a unicorn in from Rainbow Land, but that sharp-tongued bitch Joe Zee got to all the good jokes before we did, cycling through pretty much every...

You know what we love about this red carpet? It’s for what looks to us like a total chick flick and the cast ladies all dressed the hell up. Sort of a “We’re dressing for ourselves and not to look more fuckable” message. Attagirls.   Anna Camp in Marchesa...

Well, this should be an interesting experiment, darlings. One ladystar whose red carpet choices tend to have us singing hosannas paired with another ladystar whose red carpet choices tend to make us shriek in horror and rage. Let’s see what happens!   Viola Davis and Maggie...

Darlings, here is a cute boy in cute clothes for you to look at. “Chicago Fire” star (and Gaga boyfriend)  Taylor Kinney covers the Fall 2012 Issue of Men’s Book magazine photographed by Jack Perno and styled by Patric Chauvez. You’re welcome.     [Photo...

Okay, enough crazy shit. Let’s look at some capital-F FASHION, ladies. And as always, if you want to look at some capital-F FASHION, it’s probably a good idea to turn to Miss Lucy Liu. Lucy Liu attends the HBO’s Annual Emmy Awards Post Awards Reception in an Atelier Versace...

Just one more bit of crazy shit and then we’ll get back to more conventional celebrity fashion. We promise. Darlings, we present to you the shoes from the Prada Spring 2013 runway show. Brace yourselves, because you are about to be overcome by grace and beauty. The one thing you can say...

Nicki opened the floodgates and now we just want crazy shit on our plates today. We’re just putting off the inevitable post-Emmys post or movie premiere post, so enjoy the crazy shit while you can. Hey. Maybe that’ll be the title of our second book; Enjoy The Crazy Shit While You...

We crapped all over Claire’s Emmy win by devoting space to how ugly we thought her dress was. We have no doubt that she spent most of yesterday in tears because of it. Claire honey, let us do you a solid. Claire Danes covers the November 2012 issue of FLARE magazine wearing a dress by...

You know what you all need after a day of Emmys gowns? CRAZY-ASS SHIT. Nicki? That’s your cue.   Nicki Minaj attends launch of her new fragrance “Pink Friday” at Macy’s Herald Square in NYC. You see, if you’re anything like us, you get a little antsy after...