Hello, kittens. The Art Room, Paris We are heading home from Fashion Week, to our real-world kittens and their no doubt lousy attitudes after 8 nights of us not serving as their personal mattresses. We are also heading home and practically jumping (if we can muster the energy) into shitty...

We kinda love this.   Marisa Tomei arrives at the premiere of ‘Inescapable’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival in Jonathan Saunders. Jonathan Saunders Pre-Fall 2012 Collection And we kinda think Marisa is one of a very tiny group of celebs who could make this...

Oh Miss Amy. We just don’t get it. Amy Adams attends the premiere of ‘The Master’ in NYC in a Giambattista Valli dress paired with Brian Atwood pumps and Irit Design jewelry. Why, honey? Why hide your light under a bushel? Or in your case, a series of frumpy frocks? Of your...

Darlings, we’ve got exactly one more show to attend at New York Fashion Week and then we’re going out and stuffing our faces silly. We’ve had a long day of fashion and celebrities, which we’ll tell you all about later, including the time Kanye & Kim’s...

Didi and Josh got themselves all gussied up:   Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger attend the premiere of “Inescapable’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival. Joshua is wearing a Louis Vuitton suit and Diane is wearing a Valentino couture dress. Valentino Fall 2012...

Miss K looks put together and full of attitude. Love it all. Kristen Stewart attends screening of ‘On The Road’ in NYC in a Balenciaga white shirt paired with A.L.C. trousers and Jimmy Choo shoes. Head to toe, girl. Head to toe. Chic as shit. Snaps up.   [Photo Credit:...

Is there a British version of “knocks it out of the park?” Something cricket-related, perhaps? Or having to do with tea? Anyway, the point is, Mrs. Cathy is goddamn sick and tired of dressing in boring little princess getups and wants to get her print on.   Catherine, Duchess...

Kittens, as you may know, we’ve been running all up and down the isle of Manhattan, desperately trying to soak up as much fabulosity as we can during the Hunger Games, otherwise known as Fashion Week. As you may have surmised, we are completely and utterly wiped the fuck out. When your...

Darlings, we’re going to go on the assumption that you’re not at all sick of reading about us (an assumption which is not at all assured), and direct you to our latest conquest of the media (as well as another pretty picture of us) at the Philadelphia Daily News. Local Boys Done...

Time once again to assess the shoved and the frustrated, darlings. We’re tired, so this is all you’re getting in the way of an introductory paragraph.   Carlos Miele Spring 2013 Show Daisy Fuentes Could’ve used a belt, but that’s a pretty sharp look.   Kelly...

Darlings, the lovely folks at IMG, in their tireless efforts to make sure you get blasted in the face with as much fashion as possible during Fashion Week, are livestreaming the shows as they happen. And when there aren’t any shows to livestream, they’re offering 2-minute...

We dig this look so hard: Lily Collins attends the premiere of ‘Writers’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival in a Balmain dress paired with Casadei blade pumps and Tiffany & Co. jewelry. Balmain Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Kasia Struss (WOMEN) Basically,...

If there’s one theme running through the collections so far this season, it’s serenity. There’s this peaceful, almost zen feeling running through the shows, as if fashion looked around at an increasingly scary and divisive world and said “Okay, everyone take a time-out...

We chose to “IN or OUT” this dress for two reasons: It’s an unusual dress This shade of green is ALL OVER the spring ’13 collections and we’re wondering what the ladies think of it.   Rachel McAdams attends the premiere of ‘To The Wonder’ during...

There are rarely any surprises in a Carolina Herrera show. Like Oscar de la Renta, she is a sturdy, mountainous, immoveable figure in fashion; one who can be relied upon to consistently reinforce old school femininity and glamour and turn out beautiful collections filled with beautiful...

Amy sure likes the mid-calf-length dresses, severe hair, and pointy shoes, doesn’t she?   Amy Adams attends the premiere of ‘The Master’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival in Marchesa. But unlike her last walk down this path, this time it’s all...

  It’s an experience going to a Chado Ralph Rucci show. America’s only certified couturier, he remains stubbornly disinterested in trends, fashion magazines, and red carpets. It’s always and forever about the work, and about applying the meticulously impeccable...

These two clearly didn’t coordinate before heading out for the night.   Ewan McGregor and Naomi Watts attend the premiere of ‘The Impossible’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival. Ewan McGregor wore Marni. Naomi Watts wore Elie Saab.  Elie Saab Resort...

It pains us to have to revisit this shitty fashion while surrounded by decidedly less shitty fashion during Non-Shitty Fashion Week. But we’ll do it for you, kittens. And for the sake of completion. As God is our witness, we’ll never let a dress go unremarked upon again! Onward!...

There’ve been a lot of “pretty girl” posts lately; light on the bitchery, heavy on the “doesn’t she look pretty” compliment-paying; partially because we’re busy as hell and it’s just easier and quicker to be nice, and partially because the...

When three ukelele players with palm fronds in their hair are placed at the end of the runway to kick off the show, it’s a pretty safe bet that an island theme is heading your way. What makes this collection more than just a chance to put on a lei are the beautiful prints, evoking...

Taking inspiration from birds, fish, and moonlight on waves might seem a little easy or obvious at first. After all, they’re universally considered beautiful on their own. Still, this collection of looks manages to find its own interpretation of these things and offer up a different...

We must be in a “washed out blondes” kinda mood, because we seem to be handing out the WERQs to them left and right. Kate Hudson attends the premiere of ‘The Reluctant Fundamentalist’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival a dress, shoes and clutch by...

Who’s excited for the return of Homeland? Personally, we just can’t get enough of Claire Danes’ crazy cry-face. It has to be seen to be believed.   Damian Lewis and Claire Danes attend screening of second season of ‘Homeland’ in New York City. Claire Danes...

  Inspired by a recent performance of the American Ballet Theatre’s “The Dream,” Christian Siriano offered up an ethereal collection of pale pastels and ultra-femininity; lots of pearl encrusted details, white feathers, and tulle. Part princess, part ballerina; with a...

Looking over the last several days of posts, we realize we’ve left our kittens boy-deficient. Allow us to rectify. Joseph Gordon-Levitt attends the premiere of ‘Looper’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival in Thom Browne. There ya go. That should shut your...