Let’s clear the decks, darlings. Fabio Costa Making a jacket that can be worn up or down was a really clever idea on Fabio’s part and it could arguably be described as “avant garde.” Unfortunately, it – and the rest of the look – is just plain ugly.  ...

Darlings, it was the so-called “avant-garde” challenge! Where the designers are all let out of their cages and taken to a designer park, where they are free to run wild, chase frisbees, pee in bushes, and sniff other designers’ butts! But NO HUMPING. BAD DESIGNER! BAD!...

Kittens after seeing ourselves under the harsh lighting of reality television, we’re in the mood for something a little more flattering. Grab your panties and your passport, dolls, because we’re heading to Amsterdam!   NJOY Bar in Amsterdam Zoe Saldana, Nina Garcia, Michael...

Miss Emily perfects her bitchface for Harper’s Bazaar: Emily Blunt covers the November 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar Australia magazine in a Just Cavalli dress accessorized with an Yves Saint Laurent ring.  Just Cavalli Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Mariane Fassarella Yves Saint...

Rounding out our colorful Miu Miu coverage for the day is Miss Amanda, who is serving up “fierce bitch” on a silver platter.   Amanda Seyfried attends the Miu Miu Spring/Summer 2013 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in a Miu Miu pantsuit paired with a Prada bag and shoes. ...

Some day, apparently far in the future, stylists will figure out what to do with Katy Perry for photo shoots without falling back on “retro Hollywood glam.” Katy Perry’s latest campaign for the hair-styling brand Ghd shot by Ellen von Unwerth in Los Angeles.   But we...

We totally dig L’Wren Scott’s aesthetic, which can best be described as “ladylike, with a rocker chick twist.” And we totally dig this dress:   Nicole Kidman attends Gala Tribute in her honor during the 50th annual New York Film Festival at Lincoln Center in New...

Okay, Joe. It’s time someone finally said it and we’re just the bitches to open our mouths.   ‘True Blood’ star Joe Manganiello attends the Empire Magazine for iPad Launch Party in West Hollywood, California. The beard is officially disgusting now. You’re...

Chloe let one of her alters out to attend the Paris shows, darlings!   Chloe Sevigny attends the Miu Miu Spring/Summer 2013 show as part of Paris Fashion Week in head-to-toe Miu Miu. Miu Miu Fall 2012 Collection Meet Muffy. Muffy is a New York socialite with a taste for the wild side....

We’ve got to say, Miss America (see what we did there?) is KILLING IT: Dress by Dolce&Gabbana. Earrings by INC. Bangles by R.J. Graziano. Ring by Joseph Mimi. America Ferrera covers the Fall/Winter 2012 issue of Cosmopolitan for Latinas photographed by Yu Tsai and styled by Annie...

The last time we featured Miss Kylie here, she had accidentally fallen into the middle-aged trap of dressing like a senior citizen. We are happy to report that she’s apparently climbed out of that hole and is back to declaring her fierceness to the world.   Kylie Minogue attends...

Oh, thank you Mr. Jesus for the Miu Miu show, because it provided us with a cornucopia of content for today. The ladystars showed up looking bright, colorful and retro-sassy in the Miu Miu mold. Let’s start off with Miss Dianna, who is serving up “1967 West German Flight...

The stars of Revenge got their sexy on for photographer Tyler Shields, darlings. That picture of Emily with the short sword is absolutely gorgeous. We suppose the guns and the violence are thematically appropriate given the show – and at least the gun isn’t pointed at a woman in...

Kat has helpfully worn a dress that allows all the other ladies in the room to check their makeup without having to head off to the toilets.   Kat Graham attends the 2012 Environmental Media Awards in a Chalayan dress. Chalayan Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Nastya Choo (WM) We readily...

Darlings, if a picture is worth a thousand words, then we don’t really have to say much about the following, do we?   Lady Gaga meets Donatella Versace in Milan, Italy. Lady Gaga was in town to perform a live gig on her ‘Born This Way’ tour. Donatella should just go...

Christina is serving up 21st Century Joan Holloway realness. Christina Hendricks covers the November 2012 issue of Glamour UK magazine photographed by Walter Chin in an Erdem dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti slingbacks.   Erdem Ivy printed silk dress   That is both a fabulous...

  Sarah Burton continues her streak of paying respect to the house of McQueen’s history and aesthetic, with this dramatic collection of bee-inspired springtime looks. Offering up strikingly beautiful and dramatic looks in tones of gold and black, with extreme hourglass silhouettes,...

Miss Rashida’s personal style, which can best be described as “Frumpy secretary crossed with Margot Kidder’s Lois Lane,” does not appeal to us, for the most part. So we should, if we were being perfectly fair, be singing her praises for wearing something like this:...

The primo bitchface she’s giving in the first pic alone is enough to have us snapping in Z formation.   Rihanna heads to Emilio’s Ballato restaurant in New York City. Earrings by Jennifer Meyer. Rings by Melody Ehsani. Shoes by Manolo Blahnik. Jeans by Citizen of Humanity....

Sometimes, we find ourselves wishing that Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Elizabeth Taylor and Audrey Hepburn would ride down from heaven in a chariot drawn by unicorns and slap the shit out of some of the ladystars of today for buying into the idea that they need to do soft porn photo shoots to...

Teri, your gays are letting you down.   Teri Hatcher attends the 2012 Montblanc de la Culture Arts Patronage Award Ceremony honoring Quincy Jones at Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, California in a Thomas Wylde dress. Because if they’d been doing their job, they would have told you...

We go back and forth on this one and we’re going to throw this out to the ladies of size in the readership to get their perspective. Rebel Wilson makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show With Jay Leno’  in a Tadashi Shoji dress. See, we’ve been really impressed with...

Flawless: Gabrielle Union attends Urbanworld Film Festival in a Bill Blass dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti shoes and clutch. Bill Blass Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Jourdan Dunn There is not one thing here that doesn’t look fantastic; the dress, the bod, the shoes, the hair, the...

We really dig this outfit and we totally would have given her a WERQ, but Jessica, sweetie. You’re killing us here. Jessica Alba attends the 2012 Environmental Media Awards in Narciso Rodriguez. Narciso Rodriguez Spring 2013 Collection. Jimmy Choo ‘Canisa’ clutch. Giuseppe Zanotti...

We sort of feel like we’ve gone past our bitch quotient for the day…   Sequined tank, Burberry London; skirt, belt, Dior; diamond bracelet, Tiffany & Co. Taylor Swift covers the November 2012 issue of Glamour magazine photographed by Ellen von Unwerth. Top, skirt, Marc...

Because we just can’t let Amy Pond go. And also because she looks really cute here. Karen Gillan makes an appearance on Conan O’Brien Her hair and makeup are stunning. That color looks fabulous on her. It’s the perfect sit-down-interview dress. HOWEVER. It’s simply not...