Darlings, it was GQ Magazine’s 2012 Gentleman’s Ball in New York City. Let’s see how the gentlemen did, shall we? In fact, let’s play a game, because “hem your pants” and “get your hands out of your pockets” gets old. You are allowed to change...

J Lo is very respectful toward local cultures she visits in her travels. It’s inspiring, really. She should have been an anthropologist or something. Here, we see her in the wilds of London, taking on the attributes of the local tribe known as Chavs in order to better blend in with the...

Ah, yes. The “throw every horror element we can think of at the wall” portion of our story. We remember it well from last season. Unlike then, we are prepared, however; although we’re not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. After all, last season was all about...

Oh, Christina, sweetie. No. C’mere, you need a hug.   Christina Ricci attends the Harry Winston dinner for Jessica Chastain in New York City in head-to-toe Thakoon. Thakoon Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Alex Yuryeva Thakoon Fall 2012 Collection You are just a tiny little slip of a...

Kittens, we were traveling and doing real-world stuff for a couple of days, so can you forgive us for being late on this recap? Can you, darlings? Really? Because some of y’all were quite annoyed with us for not paying Ru’s Girls the respect that they’re entitled to; the...

Daniel Craig and co-star Bérénice Marlohe attend the ‘Skyfall’ Royal World Premiere at the Royal Albert Hall in London.   Bérénice Marlohe in Vivienne Westwood   Daniel Craig in Tom Ford     [Photo Credit: Landmark/PR Photos] Note: Posts categorized as...

There is love in our hearts right now. Kristen Stewart attends photocall to promote ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2′ in Tokyo, Japan in a Louis Vuitton romper paired with Brian Atwood ‘Sable’ booties. Louis Vuitton Spring 2013 Collection/Models: Stina Rapp...

Christina seems very pleased with herself. ‘Mad Men’ star Christina Hendricks and her husband Geoffrey Arend at The Pikey in Hollywood, California. Perhaps because she recycled a dress that we didn’t hate the first time she wore it. Oh, we had quibbles – and still do...

Why so glum, Miss Solange? Is it because we almost gave you another WERQ and then opted not to at the last second, like the capricious little assholes we are? There, there. You’ll get snaps again some day.   Solange Knowles attends the Gabrielle’s Angel Foundation for Cancer...

Brooke Shields attends the 29th Annual Alzheimer’s Association’s Rita Hayworth Gala in an Angel Sanchez gown. Angel Sanchez Spring 2012 Collection [Photo Credit: Marco Sagliocco/PR Photos, nymag.com] Note: Posts categorized as “Whiteboard” are meant to serve as our own...

WOW, Lizzie! What a change! Listen, we obviously stopped you on your way into tap class, but we just have to say, you go, Miss Olson!   ‘Mad Men’ star Elisabeth Moss attends the The Paley Center for Media Los Angeles 2012 Benefit in West Hollywood, California. Elisabeth wore...

And now… a Boy.   Joseph Gordon-Levitt attends the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by The Los Angeles Times in Beverly Hills, California. A boy with exactly one facial expression. As per the usual, he looks pretty great. Those kinda cheap-looking shoes make us...

Amy looks really pretty here.   Amy Adams attends the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala Presented by the Los Angeles Times in an Oscar de la Renta gown. Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Constance Jablonski You’d think we’d bitch about the mermaid hair and...

Hey, remember how we all used to say that January should really stick to the retro Betty Draper styles that suit her and made her famous? Maybe not so much!   January Jones attends The Paley Center for Media Los Angeles 2012 Benefit in West Hollywood, California in Skaist-Taylor....

Darlings, it’s going to be a bitch of a day ’round these parts. And by “these parts,” we mean the hotel room we woke up in this morning. Don’t worry; we planned on waking up in a hotel room; no one kidnapped us. We had one of those fun, “let’s have a...

Gotta say, Mr. Bond is looking fine.   Daniel Craig attends photocall for the new James Bond film ‘Skyfall’ in London, England.   THAT is how it’s done, bitches.     [Photo Credit:...

Be honest, now. Who’s going to watch that Sex and the City prequel, The Carrie Diaries on the CW? It’s the internet. No one will judge you.   AnnaSophia Robb attends the premiere of ‘The Carrie Diaries’ during the 2012 New York Television Film Festival in NYC in...

We’ve noted before that Naya has a thing for “sexy secretary” looks. Which is great, because they suit her. We think this bright pink DVF suit is fun and has the potential to be styled in a chic and modern way.   Naya Rivera attends the Young Storytellers...

Full disclosure: we were tweeting through last night’s “All on the Line,” in which she makes an appearance, when Ashley tweeted us back and said she was a big fan of ours. We squealed like 8-year-old girls discovering their first androgynous, sexually non-threatening...

Amanda Seyfried attends the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala Presented by the Los Angeles Times in a Prabal Gurung dress paired with a Judith Leiber clutch, Dana Rebecca Designs earrings, and Jimmy Choo shoes. Prabal Gurung Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Laura Kampman    ...

She’s just fucking with us now, right? Okay, yes. We just look for a reason to say “fuck” every time we see a picture of her. Just be happy we stop there, because our not-so-inner truckdriver mouths tend to come to the forefront every time we’re faced with overwhelming...

We always have this overwhelming urge to subject every Stella McCartney red carpet look we see to an “IN or OUT” vote. We just know it’s going to get the Bitter Kittens all riled up and fired up. And we almost did it with this one, too. But reason won out. There’s no...

We didn’t love this dress when we saw the pics of her walking out.   Halle Berry makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ in an asymmetrical dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes. We thought it wasn’t doing much for her shape and the color...

We do so love the Tom Ford disco 3-piece, but the more we see it, the more we think it’s a tough one to pull off.   Bradley Cooper attends the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by The Los Angeles Times in Tom Ford. It’s so … shiny. And since it’s so...

Marion looks pretty great here, right?   Marion Cotillard attends the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala Presented by the Los Angeles Times in a Christian Dior dress. Christian Dior Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Tilda Lindstam (IMG) Are we being less critical than we should be...

Vogue October 2012 Issue Editorial: “Poise And Passion” Photographer: Mario Testino Model: Keira Knightley Stylist: Grace Coddington Hair: Julien D’Ys Makeup: Stephane Marais Chanel Fall 2012 Couture Collection Christian Dior Fall 2012 Couture Collection Armani Privé Fall...