Bless. Doing a drag version of The Newlywed Game? Brilliant.   Having everyone perform it out of drag? Missed opportunity. But Miss Ru loves her some ’70s game show realness, so this was mostly fun.   This was … kinda not.   WELL into this segment – and...

Christina Hendricks attends the opening The Act nightclub in Las Vegas in a sparkling red dress.       [Photo Credit:...

Not gonna lie, kittens. We’re sluggish today. It got a little Grey Gardens ’round these parts last night, with us, plus the three cats huddled on the sectional, fighting for space to sleep through the storm because none of us wanted to be upstairs. And by “sleep,” we...

Darlings, we need to work through the following issue together. You see, we don’t know quite what to think of this look. Let’s all sit in a circle and talk out our feelings.   Kerry Washington attends the premiere of ‘The Details’ in Los Angeles in a Mary...

Darlings, we are ALIVE! There is a tree on top of a car outside and our power went out briefly a couple of times, but Hurricane Sandy’s effect on T Lo Manor was to mostly just keep us up all night. We were very, very lucky. How did the rest of the Bitter Kittens in the storm’s...

Homeland star (and current Lorenzo crush) Damian Lewis gets the GQ treatment from… oh, just guess.   Star of ‘Homeland’ Damien Lewis is featured in the November 2012 issue of GQ magazine photographed by Ben Watts. Bomber jacket, $2,125 by J.Lindeberg. Shirt, $245 by...

If you scroll down slowly, Marisa appears to be performing some sort of interpretive modern dance.   Marisa Tomei attends The British Fashion Council cocktail party in Marios Schwab. Marios Schwab Spring 2012 Collection And if we were to venture a guess, we think what she’s trying...

Lea Michele attends Big Brother Big Sisters Of Greater Los Angeles 2012 Stars Gala in Beverly Hills, California in a Michael Kors dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps. Michael Kors Embellished One Shoulder Dress Christian Louboutin ‘T-Spiga’ Pumps     [Photo...

Darlings, we haven’t forgotten our favorite fashion show. It’s just that with two different All-Stars favorites debuting last week, we got a little behind on our reality TV coverage. Now, with the season finale AND Hurricane Sandy bearing down on us tonight, we’re feeling...

Hi Kellan! Aren’t checkouts a total drag? On the upside, you look totally adorable here.   Kellan Lutz is seen checking out of his New York City hotel. The jeans are a little too baggy for the look and we’ll never not think those artfully distressed workman’s boots on a...

Darlings, Gucci sponsored the 2012 LACMA Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles, so pretty much everybody wore Prada! Okay, no. Almost everyone wore Gucci. Let’s do a Quick n’ Bitchy rundown. As a reminder, “Quick n’ Bitchy” will be the name of our pancake mix brand,...

Christina Hendricks attends the 41st Annual Peace Over Violence Humanitarian Awards in a L’Wren Scott dress paired with Katerina Maxine earrings and Le Vian bangles. L’Wren Scott Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Tilda Lindstam     [Photo Credit: Billy Bennight/PR Photos,...

We couldn’t stand the little psycho stripper when she was introduced to the story last season, but now we find ourselves hoping that Fauxmanda never leaves it. She’s served as a perfect vehicle to showcase Emily’s darker side; her tendency to use people to the extent that...

Zoe Saldana’s on the set of “Nina,” in Los Angeles, California, in full Nina Simone costume and it’s jarring, to say the least. We love ourselves some Zoe Saldana, but we really struggle with her casting here. You can slap a prosthetic nose on her face, a truck-load of...

Darlings, let’s all have a heaping helpful of Craig, since he’s been doing the Poledance of the Seven Veils right now for Skyfall.   Daniel Craig attends the premiere of ‘Skyfall’ at The Space Moderno in Rome, Italy. Okay, Daniel. That suit is officially too small...

We settled into our seats with some satisfaction last night once it became clear that this episode wasn’t going to spend any time with Rick and Co. at the prison. That’s exactly what this story needed at exactly this moment: world-building. It’s actually what the...

As Hurricane Sandy lashes the windows of T Lo Manor and we look out over the storm, fearing the worst, it’s comforting to have celebrities in this time of need; celebrities making wholly inexplicable decisions. Cameron? Why don’t you come out here and distract us from the weather...

To close out our busy week – and yours as well – here’s your Pretty of the Day, kittens. Find your center and remember to exhale through the nose on the count of three.   Marie Claire Australia November 2012 Issue Editorial: “Who’s That Girl?”...

Kerry Washington attends the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala Presented by the Los Angeles Times in a Monique Lhuillier dress paired with Louis Vuitton shoes and clutch, and Borgioni earrings. Monique Lhuillier Spring 2012 Collection Louis Vuitton Monogram Motard Minaudière  ...

Hi, Emma Roberts!   Emma Roberts shopping in Los Angeles. Since that was the very definition of the “I’m waving but I’m not stopping to say hello” move, we won’t take up any of your time except to say your kicky little red shoes are cute.     Mind...

Because it’s Friday and our word tank is low. Because Miss Halle’s a “let the pictures do the talking” kinda lady. And because…   Halle Berry attends the premiere of ‘Cloud Atlas’ in Los Angeles in Dolce&Gabbana. Come on, now. Bitch is...

Hypothesis: Once we plant “Lee Press-On Nails” in your head, you won’t be able to see anything else. Experiment:   Bella Heathcote attends the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala Presented by the Los Angeles Times in Gucci. Results: ? Conclusion: We’re sorry to...

Because why not? Y’all loved the bathing suit pics yesterday. Check out Priscilla Presley getting married over there. Wonder that that’s all about? Also: Megan Draper looks fabulous, even in a little cotton cover-up on the beach. Love her sandals and shades; not sold on the floppy...

Bless her heart, Miss Krysten has been working that fame pole lately like her rent is due. Being a celebrity is exhausting, darlings, but at least she gets to try on an array of looks. She’s living the Barbie dream; fame, pictures, and lots of pretty dresses.      ...

We know it’s popular to call him a douchebag as soon as you set eyes on him, but we’re just the kind of radical free thinkers to ignore such things. Besides, we barely pay him any attention at all, so his purported douchiness has remained free from our thoughts. Anyway, this is...

Darlings, we don’t know what this event actually is, but anything that calls itself a “Night of Stars” is instantly going to get our attention. Let’s judge some of them.     Kelly Ripa in Carolina Herrera It’s pretty, if a little drab-looking for...