We’ll keep this very simple. You see, Daddy and Daddy are fighting again, and it’s all Kristen’s fault. Kristen Stewart attends the premiere of ‘On The Road’ during the 2012 AFI Fest in Balenciaga. Balenciaga Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Kristin Liljegren...

Mary Elizabeth Winstead attends the premiere of ‘Life Of Pi’ during the 2012 AFI Fest in a Monique Lhuiilier dress paired with Christian Louboutin boots. Monique Lhuillier Fall 2012 Collection Christia Louboutin ‘Miss Zorra’ Boots     [Photo Credit: Emiley...

We don’t care how trendy they are…   Matt Bomer arrives at LAX Airport. Some men should simply stay away from beards. Talk about hiding your light under a bushel. Matt, honey, that’s a face that should never be covered up. But hey, we love your outfit. Except for maybe...

Y’know, there’s a possibility that this look is a bit on the tacky side of things and we’re not entirely convinced that the top really works as a top…   Halle Berry attends ‘Cloud Atlas’ photocall in Moscow. Christian Louboutin Supra Fifre 120 Thigh...

If Nicole didn’t scream “COME ON, DOVER! MOVE YOUR BLOOMING ARSE!” at least once this day, then we will be very disappointed.   Nicole Kidman attends the 2012 AAMI Victoria Derby Day at Flemington Racecourse in Melbourne, Australia in L’Wren Scott. Hat by Stephen...

Bella Heathcote arrives attends the premiere of ‘Life Of Pi’ during the 2012 AFI Fest in Balenciaga. Balenciaga Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Maria Bradley (VIVA)       [Photo Credit: Getty,...

We’re pretty sure this is an OUT for us, but we’re throwing it out to y’all for the final word.   Solange Knowles attends the opening of H&M store in Mexico City wearing an H&M top and skirt paired with Fendi sandals. Fendi Violet Faille Colorblock Ankle Strap...

“Can’t we have one good day?” Oh, Glenn. You’ll never risk the Fates by uttering a line like that again, will you? Especially since Maggie’s not likely to ever let you have sex with her again after what she just went through. Man, they’re really not fucking...

Darlings, this post goes out to all the kittens who look at magazine covers and red carpet appearances and sigh wistfully that they will never look as perfectly beautiful as those strange, genetically gifted creatures known as celebrities. Because you should never forget, darlings: Evan...

You shouldn’t count on us for a coherent review of an episode where all the women wore gorgeous dresses and all the men wore drool-worthy suits. We’re sorry, darlings. We were dazzled by the pretty and now we’re staring at our screen trying to come up with a recap and...

Tsk-tsk, Garrett. TSK. TSK. We’re wagging our fingers right now. We’re even scowling a little bit.   Garrett Hedlund attends the premiere of ‘On The Road’ during the 2012 AFI Fest in Hollywood, California in Prada. Here you are, in a perfectly gorgeous Prada suit,...

Y’know, on almost any other ladystar, we might have dinged this look for being too literally retro: Amy Adams attends the premiere of ‘On The Road’ during the 2012 AFI Fest in Hollywood, California in a Dolce&Gabbana dress. But we think it’s just the kind of look...

Fringe was never what you’d call a light-hearted romp, but this final season seems determined to bring its fans to the lowest state of depression possible while still keeping them engaged with the story. We think the creators are succeeding on that front, but we have to be honest here:...

Darlings, in order to properly close out this incredibly dreary week (especially if you live on the east coast), let’s all indulge in some colorful opulence topped off with primo bitchface, shall we? Enjoy, kittens. L’Officiel Thailand November 2012 Issue Editorial: “Eastern...

‘American Horror Story’ star Dylan McDermott Hosts Bagatelle Beach & Supper Club’s 2012 Halloween ‘Night of Masks’ in Las Vegas.       [Photo Credit:...

Kittens, you should never doubt that Miss Diane is a PhD-level clothes-wearer. Because no mere mortal could possibly make this look work:   Diane Kruger arrives at LAX Airport. Mulberry Tiger-intarsia Angora-blend Sweater … and yet, if we saw her walk by us, our heads would turn....

Here’s some pretty for you, gals: the men of Downton Abbey wearing the latest in fashion, styled to look like the latest in Edwardian fashion.   Hugh Bonneville in Ede & Ravenscroft GQ UK December 2012 Issue Editorial: “To The Manor Worn’ Photographer: Charlie Gray...

Better late than never, darlings!   Meet Nicole Ri– Oh, to hell with it. The show abandoned its format for the finale and we’re gonna do the same. Besides, this episode didn’t really lend itself to recapping because it was all so rushed and confusing.   Not that...

Rejoice, sisters! For even Halle Berry sometimes can’t make a dress work for her! Have yourself a heaping helping of Fashion Schadenfreude:   Halle Berry attends the premiere of ‘Cloud Atlas’ in Moscow, Russia in a Catherine Malandrino Holiday 2013 leather cut-out...

Dan Stevens and Jessica Chastain attend ‘The Heiress’ Broadway Revival Opening Night Afterparty. Jessica Chastain wore a Stella McCartney dress.     [Photo Credit: Janet...

Selena hoists up the girls and gets her glam on for (appropriately enough) Glamour mag:   Dress, Zac Posen. Earrings, Martin Katz. Selena Gomez covers the December 2012 issue of Glamour magazine photographed by Ellen von Unwerth and styled by Maggie Mann.   On Bieber fans: “Yeah,...

No, no, no, no, Katie Holmes. This simply will not do AT ALL.   Katie Holmes grabs a cup of coffee in New York City. She clearly has no gays in her life (anymore). Because if she did, they would have told her that she’s in a step-it-up period of her life and since everyone’s...

Yeehaw, bitches! It was the 46th annual CMA Awards in Nashville, Tennessee and the ladyfolk got themselves all gussied up! Hit it, ladyfolk!   Carrie Underwood in Reem Acra It’s … okay. Actually, it’s kind of pretty (although that bodice is way overworked), but...

  Put on your cha-cha heels, bitches, because we’re all heading out to the DISCO!   We sympathize, Uli. This was one poorly defined challenge. “Disco” isn’t a design brief; it’s just a descriptor – and it’s such a broad descriptor that you...

Darlings, it’s a post-Sandy T LOunge tonight! We’re feeling the need to escape the downed trees and generall yuckiness outside our door and imaginary-jet off to Sydney for the night. Who’s with us? Water Bar in Sydney, Australia Fabulous. Guest Judge Rafe with Isaac Mizrahi,...

Darlings, we’re just putting up these pictures, an ad campaign for Swedish fashion chain Lindex and their Missoni collection, because we ADORE Carmen and we love the clothes here.   Missoni for Lindex collection featuring models Carmen Dell’Orefice and Emily Didonato...