Our first reaction to these pics was a resounding “WHAT the…?”   Evangeline Lilly attends the world premiere of ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’ in Wellington, New Zealand. But that had more to do with her hair, which, we have to say, we really...

If we were Duchess Cathy’s Gays-in-Waiting, we would have ripped this dress right out of her hands the moment she expressed a desire to try it on.   Catherine, The Duchess of Cambridge attends the official opening of The Natural History Museums’s Treasures Gallery at Natural...

Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos attend the Unicef Snowflake Ball in New York City.     [Photo Credit: Janet Mayer/PR Photos, Stephen Lovekin/Getty...

We bet that many of you, like us, were all “Cate ‘Galadriel’ Blanchett at The Hobbit premiere? Sign me up! Let’s see it, girl!” Or something to that effect. And if you are even more like us, you’re probably gonna give out a disappointed “Oh” at...

We’re not gonna lie, kittens. After writing as many words as we have on the topic, it gets pretty tough trying to come up with any thoughts on the latest reality competition; especially when it’s the wrapup of fairly lackluster season that nonetheless ended well. Not that we...

Miss Selena, we knew Cher. Cher was an icon of ours. And you, Miss Selena… Selena Gomez attends the 9th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in a Dolce&Gabbana gown paired with a Judith Leiber clutch, Giuseppe Zanotti shoes, and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Judith Leiber Laser-Cut Velvet...

Kate Mara attends the 9th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball a in Jason Wu dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes. Jason Wu ‘Karlie’ Box Clutch     [Photo Credit: /PR Photos,...

We’re showcasing this one to prove a point. SOME PEOPLE know how to show up to a film screening and not look like it’s a waste of their time. Maggie Grace attends the screening of ‘Killing Them Softly’ in New York City in Emporio Armani. Emporio Armani Spring 2013...

Velvet gowns, darlings. They’re tough as hell to pull off, even for the preternaturally thin. Uma Thurman attends the 9th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in an Atelier Versace gown. But we’ve gotta say, Miss Uma’s coming damn close to making it happen here. It helps that: The...

After yesterday’s succession of increasingly cranky posts featuring questionable outfits, we’ve got a whole fuckton of gowns in the offing for y’all today. A FUCKTON OF GOWNS. It’s a fashion term. You wouldn’t understand. Katy? Katy Perry attends the 9th Annual...

Miss Leighton is serving up ’80s cocaine-fueled, New Wave, cover-of-Interview-magazine realness here. Also: boy butts. What’s not to love, darlings?   Leighton Meester is featured in the November 2012 issue of Flaunt magazine photographed by Yu tsai and styled by Robert...

Y’know, if she was walking down the street during the day wearing this outfit, we’d say it’s almost cute.   Katharine McPhee attends the screening of ‘Killing Them Softly’ in New York City. Except for the craft store fur glued onto it, of course. That...

We swear we’re not in a bad mood today. No, really. It’s just that everyone we’re featuring today is disappointing us on the sartorial front. Besides, if we were loving and complimentary all the time, you’d stop reading, wouldn’t you? Admit it.   Hugh...

This strikes us as an “almost, but not quite.” We don’t hate it enough to pan it completely, but we think it needed some finessing.   Bérénice Bejo attends the premiere of ‘Populaire’ in Paris in a Louis Vuitton dress. Louis Vuitton Spring 2013...

Allison Williams attends the 22nd Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards in Valentino. Valentino Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Karmen Pedaru (OUI)       [Photo Credit: Marco Sagliocco/PR Photos,...

Queen Helen of the Island of Fuckinfantastica? It’s time we had a talk. Helen Mirren attends the premiere of ‘Hitchcock in Los Angeles in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce&Gabbana Fall 2012 Collection It seems to us, in reading your red carpet tea leaves (which is something we just...

We’re gonna go with the assumption that the strange hair color is a result of lighting quirks; otherwise, we’d have to assume that she dyed her forearm to match her hair and even J Lo’s not that crazy. Jennifer Lopez made an appearance at the Cavalli Club and Restaurant in...

Y’know… there’s something a little funny about that Mendes gal. She dresses fabulously when she’s walking down the street by herself, but she tends to dress a little frumpier when she’s on the arm of her man. Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes bundle up and go arm in...

Amy Adams (pictured with Darren Le Gallo) attends the 22nd Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards in a Giorgio Armani dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry.     [Photo Credit: Marco Sagliocco/Pr...

Yay! The election season is finally behind us, people have all calmed down just a tad, and that means we can go back to criticizing Shelley’s outfits! Win-win!   First lady Michelle Obama and her daughters are presented with the official White House Christmas Tree in Washington,...

JESUS CHRIST, BRAD PITT. Which is kind of an ironic thing to blurt out, considering you look like Homeless Jesus here. Brad Pitt attends the screening of his new film ‘Killing Them Softly’ at the School Of Visual Arts Theatre in New York City. “I’m Brad Pitt and I...

Oh GURL. Some sassy queen needed to stop you before you left the house, pursed their lips, arched one eyebrow and simply said, “HELL no” before spinning on their heels and sashaying away. It could only have helped. Emily Blunt attends the IFP’s 22nd Annual Gotham Independent...

And for your final pretty of the day, current Broadway star Jessica Chastain gets a very plastic-looking cover for Marie Claire, but models some rather dramatic couture for the inside. She’s getting better at this modeling thing.   Jessica Chastain covers the December 2012 issue of...

Toni Collette attends the premiere of ‘Hitchcock’ in Los Angeles in a red dress designed by Australian designer Alex Perry paired with Jerome C. Rousseau sandals. Jerome C. Rousseau ’Kier’ Sandals     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,...

And now for some man-pretty, kittens. Matthew Morrison models the best and the latest in menswear for Mr. Porter by peering off to his left, and then to his right. And sometimes, straight forward. Okay, so he’s not exactly scintillating when it comes to modeling, but the clothes are...

She’s just fucking with us now, right?   Miranda Kerr carries her adorable pup as she makes her way around New York City. Givenchy Antigona Satchel Bag Miu Miu Cat Eye Tortoiseshell Sunglasses Like, it’s not enough that she looks so spectacular walking down the street that we...