Enough with all these gowns. Let’s look at some boyclothes. We hope that no one will be surprised that a collection dubbed “I Love Classics” by designer Christopher Bailey is chock full of, yes, classic Burberry looks, only slightly tweaked. It’s as if, after last...

Anna Kendrick attends The Art of Elysium 6th Annual “Heaven” Gala Black Tie Charity Gala in Christian Dior.     [Photo Credit: Emiley Schweich/PR...

Oh, what the hell. Let’s throw this one up for a vote, too. Especially since we have a lot of “On the one hand … On the other hand…” reactions to it.   Amanda Seyfried attends the BAFTA Los Angeles 2013 Awards Season Tea Party in a Vionnet dress accesorized...

Wow. It’s been a while since we’ve seen such a massive divide between how a dress looks on the runway, and how it winds up looking on the red carpet. Runway: Alberta Ferretti Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Marcele Dal Cortivo   Red carpet:   Krysten Ritter attends The Art...

Halle Berry attends the BET Honors 2013 event in a Monique Lhuillier gown paired with Brian Atwood sandals. Monique Lhuillier Fall 2012 Collection     [Photo Credit: Aaron J. Thornton/PR Photos,...

One thing we’ve noticed recently: when you get her out of the Dior she wears so well, Miss Marion manages to have quite a bit of fun with her fashion.   Marion Cotillard attends the BAFTA Los Angeles 2013 Awards Season Tea Party in Erdem. Erdem Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Models:...

Nicole Kidman said something that struck us as a little odd to Ryan Seacrest the other night on the Golden Globes red carpet. Granted, it’s perhaps not fair to judge how anyone behaves when faced with the Seacrest. The willpower it takes to control the constant need to eyeroll in front...

Despite her super-serious, “My face’ll crack if I smile” expression, we think Rose picked a fun, cute outfit to wear.   Rose Byrne attends the 2013 G’Day USA Los Angeles Black Tie Gala in Diane von Furstenberg. Bavna 18K Black and Rose Gold Bangle   Charlotte...

Amy Adams attends the 38th Annual Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards in an Elie Saab couture dress paired with Casadei pumps. Elie Sabb Spring 2009 Couture Collection/Model: Alina Ilie (IMG)     [Photo Credit: Izumi Hasegawa/PR Photos,...

Let’s turn G,TNYD into a gameshow this time. Just for shits and giggles. Precious Unborn Fawns, COME ON DOWN! You’re the next contestant on Girl, That’s Not Your Dress! Now, who does this dress actually belong to, since it so clearly doesn’t belong to inexplicable...

And now we come up against the limitations of gay men assessing the fashion choices of women.   Gabrielle Union attends the BET Honors 2013 event in an Emilio Pucci dress. Emilio Pucci Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Jourdan Dunn Because the lady-oriented are going to look at the above...

We were going to classify this as a “Girl, That’s Not Your Dress” moment, but we reconsidered at the last minute.   Jennifer Lawrence attends the 38th Annual Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards in a Valentino couture dress paired with Roger Vivier sandals and...

Okay, Kittens. Load up on your Ovaltine and Tang this morning, because, like yesterday, we’ve got a whole buttload of gowns and dresses to get through. In a way, awards season makes us a little sad, because the boys get shunted off to the side and you can pretty much forget about...

Miss Freida, we’re quite tired after a long day of red carpet bitchery, so we’re going to keep this quite brief. We love your dress.   Freida Pinto attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in an Antonio Berardi dress. Antonio Berardi...

We love a gal who loves to get her disco-fabulous on.   Vanessa Hudgens attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in a Jenny Packham gown paired with a Daniel Swarovski clutch. Jenny Packham Fall 2012 Collection We also love a gal who knows what...

Nina Dobrev attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in an Oscar de la Renta dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Nastya Kusakina   [Photo Credit: Getty,...

This dress makes us feel a little funny.   Kate Beckinsale attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in a Gucci dress paired with a Neil Lane necklace and a Judith Leiber clutch. Gucci Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke Not in some sort of...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

Connie Britton attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in Kaufmanfranco.     [Photo Credit: Getty, Andrew Evans/PR...

You heard us.   Taylor Swift attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in a plum taffeta Donna Karan Atelier gown. We’re all about the positive reinforcement here at T Lo Cares About Celebrity Feelings, Inc. Since we’ve long railed against her “little virgin” schtick...

Keep it moving, people.   Allison Williams in J. Mendel Oddly stiff and unflattering.     Ariel Winter in Valentino Adorable, but we could have done without the headband.     Debra Messing in Donna Karan Entirely unflattering. And the skirt looks like the inside of...

Claire wisely brought her own wind machine with her:   Claire Danes attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in an Atelier Versace gown. And wouldn’t you, if you had had her killer head of hair? We’re more than over the standard red gown, but we have to give the lady some props....

Anne Hathaway attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in Chanel Couture.     [Photo Credit: Getty, Andrew Evans/PR...

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

Oh dear. That didn’t take long. We’re afraid this episode represents pretty much everything that’s bad about the writing on Downton Abbey and all of Julian Fellowes’ worst instincts as a writer. The man has absolutely no sense of pacing and thinks plotting consists of...

We have a new mission in life. It’s to get people to stop referring to curtains and couches every time a star wears a floral. It’s silly; as if florals can only be used for such things. And it’s so limiting, because that kind of criticism directly results in lady stars...