The very BEST of the BEST for the year, darlings! Can you stand it? We’re going to go out on a limb here and say, when all is said and done, no, you won’t stand for it. But debate is part of the fun, is it not? You call us crackheads and we silently judge you for your lack of...

Darlings, we apologize for the lack of a T LOunge last night. We were in a butter cookie coma and completely forgot about it, which should tell you something about how memorable we’re finding this season of Project Runway. Onward, though.   Not at all a bad challenge. Sure,...

The WORST of the WORST, bitches! Brace yourselves!   5. Elle Fanning in Prada Elle Fanning attend ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ World Premiere in head-to-toe Prada. Ah, youth. When you don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground.     4....

Kittens, what we like about this list so far is that it’s full of people who don’t exactly have stellar red carpet records. In other words, there are a lot of “personal bests” on this list and that fills our hearts with warmth because we’re all about the positive...

One of the things that prevented us from ever truly embracing David Tennant’s run as The Doctor (,they wrote, inviting controversy and outrage to follow) was his version’s tendency to get awfully mopey and melodramatic. “Histrionic” is the word we’d use....

It’s all going according to plan, darlings. We put up lists; you guys all scream and pound your fists and generally accuse us of drug and alcohol abuse; we sit back, laugh, and have another (handful of) butter cookie. Lather, rinse repeat. We’re such master manipulators. We should...

Darlings, we can’t be critical bitches all the time, you know. It’s bad for the skin. So let’s all privately stand up for and salute those celebrities who aimed for fierce and hit the mark this year. Attagirls. And boys.   15. Gwen Stefani in Balmain Gwen Stefani...

That’s right, darlings! Now comes the end of another year and with it, a new opportunity to be judgmental about some old dresses. Let’s run down T Lo’s picks, shall we? Our only criteria for inclusion on the list was that it had to be a look we already featured on the site...

A T Lo Christmas Classic, reposted once again, for all our sisters out there. For there were never such devoted sisters. Yes, it’s White Christmas! That holiday classic featuring closeted homosexuals and child abusers and the women with eating disorders who love them!   Our story...

Goofy intro and staging – How about those banquet hall cafe tables at the end? – but at least it turned out to be a relatively fun challenge.   These types of challenges are always a bit hard on the designers because they have to be pre-loaded with a knowledge of the period...

Christmas in Stockholm, darlings! It’s like a Lifetime Christmas movie, with a curiously large budget and/or a very cocky art director! Café Opera, Stockholm Freaking fabulous. We want to go to there and then stay there indefinitely, catching the light as we look at fabulous things, all...

Final round, ladies! Part 1 here and Part 2 here.   Albania  ”Enough with these prostitutes and fancy ladies. Albania is sturdy and traditional.”     Australia  ”FUCK THAT NOISE. Australia just wants to hit the nightclubs!”     Brazil...

Feathers, stripper heels, flags and weapons, darlings. There’s simply nothing like it to be found anywhere. Part 1 here. Part 3 to follow shortly. Hit it again, ladies.   Argentina “Am I a bat? Some form of demon? Or perhaps some species of bee? Come to Argentina, where our...

Darlings, for your Pretty of the Day, we give you something that’s bound to inspire vigorous opinion-stating. Because that’s just the kind of stinkers we are. Miss Elle gets the artsy editorial treatment from BULLETT magazine. Discuss.   Elle Fanning is featured in the latest...

We were all ready to arch an eyebrow, purse our lips, and say, Girl, That is NOT Your Skirt, but we’re starting to reconsider.   Demi Lovato attends attends ‘The X Factor’ Season 2 Finale Press Conference in Topshop. Topshop Premium Silky Boxy Shirt Topshop Moroccan...

Oh, Uma. You did so well with them last time, but we can’t sign off on this latest foray into the land of ladypants.   Uma Thurman attends the 10th Annual Tibet House Charity Auction in New York City. It’s a shame, because this looks like it could be a pretty nice suit. Or at...

It’s time once again for that international moment of wonder known as the Miss Universe National Costume unveilings, darlings. A bigger collection of jingo-ism crossed with light stripping you will never see anywhere else. Hit it, ladies.   Angola  ”Come to Angola!...

Lea Michele covers the January 2013 issue of Marie Claire Magazine photographed by Andreas Sjödin and styled by Laura Ferrara in Emporio Armani. Hair: Ward Stegerhoek. Makeup: Fulvia Farolfi   On her boyfriend Cory Monteith: “I don’t even remember a time when he wasn’t my boyfriend. No...

He’s so fucking adorable we can’t even stand it. There. That’s your “fashion commentary” for the post.   Ewan McGregor makes an appearance on the ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon’ show at Rockefeller Center in New York City in a coal and dark...

Oh, we feel awful, kittens. What have we done to poor Kristin? See, we’ve been ragging on her for years because she dresses too … we won’t say “young,” but … well, okay. Maybe we did say she dresses too young once or twice, but what we meant was that she...

Miss Krysten was clearly NOT feeling wishy-washy when she chose her outfit for the night. If nothing else, this look is declarative and definitive.   ‘Don’t Trust the B—- in Apt 23′ star Krysten Ritter celebrates her 31st birthday at The Bank in Las Vegas in an Hervé Léger by...

He’s definitely built for fashion editorials, and has the quirky good looks that take interesting pictures, but good lord, can this boy not model. These pics aren’t bad, exactly; in fact, they’re probably some of his best attempts at Blue Steel. But even so, the dorkiness...

You heard us.   Mr. Press Release: “There is no “I” in “TEAM” but there is in “FASHION!” Project Runway’s Season 11 returns with a twist that throws 16 eager designers into a panic when they discover they will be participating in the series’ first-ever TEAMS EDITION, premiering...

Oddly, it seems that Miss Elle is not as afraid of color when she’s dressed a little more casually. Elle Fanning heads to Milky Way restaurant for lunch in Los Angeles. Granted, it’s not exactly a look drowning in vivid hues or anything, but we sure wish she’d at least turn...

Hey… remember the Audreybot? She’s still the Audreybot!   Rooney Mara attends the 2012 Dubai International Film Festival, Dubai Cares and Oxfam “One Night to Change Lives” Charity Gala in a Calvin Klein paired with Givenchy heels. We kinda figured this schtick...

Love this look for Miss Amanda:   Amanda Seyfried covers the January 2013 issue of InStyle magazine photographed by Dusan Reljin and styled by Samira Nasr in a Chanel Resort 2013 dress paired with Jimmy Choo shoes.     Chanel Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke (VIVA)...