Since we’ve all got Downton on the brain today, darlings, let’s all gaze lovingly for a moment at the valet we love to hate.  There are worse ways to spend your time.   ‘Downton Abbey’ star Rob James-Collier covers the February 2013 issue of OUT magazine...

Kate Bosworth attends the Audi Golden Globe 2013 Kick Off Party at Cecconi’s Restaurant  in Los Angeles in an Emilio Pucci black silk long-sleeve cocktail dress with sheer overlay. Emilio Pucci Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Ginta Lapina [Photo Credit: Getty, style.com]...

J Lo gets the “Xena, Warrior Stripper” treatment in the pages of Harper’s. But first, she wants to be the gift that keeps on giving.   Jennifer Lopez covers the February 2013 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Katja Rahlwes and styled by Jodie...

We think Diane Lane is gorgeous and could make just about any look work for her, but we’re having problems with this one.   Diane Lane attends the 24th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce&Gabbana Lace Dress The shoes are...

Once again, Victoria Grayson stands revealed as the absolute worst hostess in the history of the Hamptons. At some point, shouldn’t the press (not to mention the rest of the population of Hamptons) zoom in on the fact that every time she throws a party, someone dies, falls off a...

Sarah Hyland attends the premiere of ‘Struck By Lightning’ in Los Angeles in a strapless ruched tulle Christian Siriano dress.     [Photo Credit:...

We were pretty hard on Miss Kerry last week. With good reason, though; it was one of the ugliest dresses we’ve ever seen. Because we’re such loving and generous souls, we were primed to sing her some hosannas this week as a way of making up for being such horrible bitches to her....

We don’t always feel the need to explain our WERQs, but even so, we trust that the following pictures are explanation enough:   Helen Mirren attends the 24th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala in an Escada gown paired with a Tory Burch clutch, David Webb...

The trick to watching any episode of Downton Abbey – if one really needs a trick to get through it at all – is to look for that one perfectly “of its time” bit of dialogue and vow to use it in conversation in the coming week. For a second, we really thought...

Darlings, it’s been far too long since we’ve administered a Pretty of the Day to you. You simply must maintain your Daily Recommended Allowance of Pretty and as practitioners of Pretty, we feel deeply responsible for your well-being. Our records show that you’re all...

We think Kathy Griffin won the “wine-colored-coat on the streets of NY” contest this week, but Jessica’s offering up a cute little funky alternative.   Jessica Chastain smiles for fans on her way out of the Walter Kerr Theatre in New York City. Burberry London...

In case we haven’t stated it plainly enough; a thought which seems absurd to us on the face of it, let us make things perfectly clear: We find that period of certain actresses’ lives when they have a big awards-bait movie out or about to come out and it’s heading into awards...

Christian Dior Spring 2013 ad campaign featuring models Anna Martynova, Daiane Conterato, Daria Strokous, and Marie Piovesan photographed by Willy Vanderperre.     [Photo Credit: Willy Vanderperre for Christian...

Boy, you sure can tell no coordinating went on between their two stylists. They don’t even look like they belong in the same hemisphere, let alone the same room.   Jamie Foxx and Kerry Washington attend the ‘Django Unchained’ photocall in Rome. Peter Pilotto Spring 2013...

We’re feeling the need for some MAN ’round these parts, kittens. ‘American Horror Story’ star Dylan McDermott covers the January 2013 issue of August Man magazine photographed by Boon and styled by Chia Wei Choong. That’ll do just fine. Don’t get us wrong;...

Way to go, Miss Kathy:   Kathy Griffin heads into the ‘Late Show with David Letterman’ studios in New York City in a Robert Rodriguez leather dress and coat. This is a perfect little look, bumped up to “celebrity public appearance” status through the use of color....

Mena Suvari attends the ‘First Night 2013′ New Year’s Eve Party in Hollywood in a Georges Hobeika couture dress. Georges Hobeika Fall 2012 Couture Collection     [Photo Credit: WireImage,...

Oh, YAY! Miss Chloe is helping us kick off the new year by revealing a new and heretofore-unseen alternate personality for us! Clap hands, darlings!   ‘American Horror Story’ star Chloe Sevigny goes out for a stroll in New York City. Meet Oscar. Oscar lives in a trash can and...

Let’s all have a little slice of Helen right now.   Helen Mirren is honored with a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Helen wore an Escada dress and coat paired with a Lana Marks bag, Neil Lane jewelry, and Stuart Weitzman shoes. Escada Resort 2013 Collection Fabulous. We have...

We don’t really mind it all that much, but nothing says “reality show with many seasons under its belt” than wacky staging. Did we need to be on an aircraft carrier? Not really.   We have to give everyone involved some credit; first, for coming up with a worthy twist on...

Darlings, for our first T LOunge of the New Year, let’s all pack our panties and passports and jet off to Australia! Little Red Pocket in Melbourne, Australia Land of many interesting varieties of seating! Isaac Mizrahi, Georgina Chapman, Carolyn Murphy and guest judges Katie Holmes and...

Moms, don’t you find that it’s hard to come up with the appropriate outfit for those times when you take your boyfriend, who used to be your bodyguard, and your kids shopping at a Barney’s in Beverly Hills? Despite these horrifying difficulties and obstacles in her path, the...

It’s like Carly Rae had two good options for stage outfits and couldn’t decide which one to wear.   Carly Rae Jepsen performs at the “New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 2013″ in Times Square in New York City in Sachin + Babi. Sachin + Babi Spring 2013 Collection...

Nicki Minaj at the New Year’s Eve Party at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas in an Hervé Léger dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps and Versace jewelry. Hervé Léger Metallic Bandage Dress Christian Louboutin Pumps     [Photo Credit: WireImage, nordstrom.com,...

Miss Zooey is just so very, if you know what we mean.   Zooey Deschanel shops at Gelson’s market in Los Angeles. Zooey carries a Chanel bag and wears Alice Hannah ear muffs. Alice Hannah London Chelsea Pearls Earmuffs Ignoring the fact that her head is sporting tits – which,...

Oh, honey. No. Elle Fanning makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show With Jay Leno’ in Chanel.   Chanel Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Karlina Caune (VIVA) Chanel Resort 2013 Collection Sandal We want to support a young ladystar in her quest to not dress past her age or rush...