It’s like Carly Rae had two good options for stage outfits and couldn’t decide which one to wear.   Carly Rae Jepsen performs at the “New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 2013″ in Times Square in New York City in Sachin + Babi. Sachin + Babi Spring 2013 Collection...

Nicki Minaj at the New Year’s Eve Party at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas in an Hervé Léger dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps and Versace jewelry. Hervé Léger Metallic Bandage Dress Christian Louboutin Pumps     [Photo Credit: WireImage, nordstrom.com,...

Miss Zooey is just so very, if you know what we mean.   Zooey Deschanel shops at Gelson’s market in Los Angeles. Zooey carries a Chanel bag and wears Alice Hannah ear muffs. Alice Hannah London Chelsea Pearls Earmuffs Ignoring the fact that her head is sporting tits – which,...

Oh, honey. No. Elle Fanning makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show With Jay Leno’ in Chanel.   Chanel Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Karlina Caune (VIVA) Chanel Resort 2013 Collection Sandal We want to support a young ladystar in her quest to not dress past her age or rush...

Alrighty, then! Housekeeping time! Hey, remember all the whining about how they threw too many things at the wall for this season, what with the devil, the Nazi, the serial killer, the zombie mutants, and the aliens? Let’s wipe most of them out in one episode and just leave the serial...

Zoe Saldana rings in the New Year at The James Royal Palm in Miami in an Emilio Pucci dress paired with Rupert Sanderson pumps.     [Photo Credit:...

We’ve been looking at a lot of self-important actresses flaring their nostrils and sucking their cheeks in on the covers of all the major fashion magazines lately. It is awards season, after all. But Jennifer here provides a perfectly unpretentious response to all that, offering up...

Miss Annie, after having taken her diva act on tour throughout the world for the Les Miz poledance, took it to the streets of Switzerland, land of hot cocoa and cheese. Cheese being the operative word here. Anne Hathaway and her hubby Adam Shulman out and about in Gstaad, Switzerland. Anne is...

Okay, kittens. Since our first post of 2013 was all about easing into our bitchy modes, for the second post we’re going to take an even lazier tack, under the guise of easing you into your new year of bitchery. Besides, it’s been far too long since we had a good ol’ IN or...

Good morning, Darlings! Are we all rested up or are we all hung over today? We’re a little of both, but we’re raising our cotton-filled heads and focusing our bleary, squinting eyes at you all to wish you the happiest of New Years. So is Fergie.   Fergie hosts Dick...

Darlings, Clay Lorenzo and Clay Tom… …would like to wish you all a FABULOUS New Year. This video was made by Laura Bennett and her kids several years back when a holiday trip to their country home threatened to send Laura into a tailspin of mommy madness. You try spending a week...

The very BEST of the BEST for the year, darlings! Can you stand it? We’re going to go out on a limb here and say, when all is said and done, no, you won’t stand for it. But debate is part of the fun, is it not? You call us crackheads and we silently judge you for your lack of...

Darlings, we apologize for the lack of a T LOunge last night. We were in a butter cookie coma and completely forgot about it, which should tell you something about how memorable we’re finding this season of Project Runway. Onward, though.   Not at all a bad challenge. Sure,...

The WORST of the WORST, bitches! Brace yourselves!   5. Elle Fanning in Prada Elle Fanning attend ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ World Premiere in head-to-toe Prada. Ah, youth. When you don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground.     4....

Kittens, what we like about this list so far is that it’s full of people who don’t exactly have stellar red carpet records. In other words, there are a lot of “personal bests” on this list and that fills our hearts with warmth because we’re all about the positive...

One of the things that prevented us from ever truly embracing David Tennant’s run as The Doctor (,they wrote, inviting controversy and outrage to follow) was his version’s tendency to get awfully mopey and melodramatic. “Histrionic” is the word we’d use....

It’s all going according to plan, darlings. We put up lists; you guys all scream and pound your fists and generally accuse us of drug and alcohol abuse; we sit back, laugh, and have another (handful of) butter cookie. Lather, rinse repeat. We’re such master manipulators. We should...

Darlings, we can’t be critical bitches all the time, you know. It’s bad for the skin. So let’s all privately stand up for and salute those celebrities who aimed for fierce and hit the mark this year. Attagirls. And boys.   15. Gwen Stefani in Balmain Gwen Stefani...

That’s right, darlings! Now comes the end of another year and with it, a new opportunity to be judgmental about some old dresses. Let’s run down T Lo’s picks, shall we? Our only criteria for inclusion on the list was that it had to be a look we already featured on the site...

A T Lo Christmas Classic, reposted once again, for all our sisters out there. For there were never such devoted sisters. Yes, it’s White Christmas! That holiday classic featuring closeted homosexuals and child abusers and the women with eating disorders who love them!   Our story...

Goofy intro and staging – How about those banquet hall cafe tables at the end? – but at least it turned out to be a relatively fun challenge.   These types of challenges are always a bit hard on the designers because they have to be pre-loaded with a knowledge of the period...

Christmas in Stockholm, darlings! It’s like a Lifetime Christmas movie, with a curiously large budget and/or a very cocky art director! Café Opera, Stockholm Freaking fabulous. We want to go to there and then stay there indefinitely, catching the light as we look at fabulous things, all...

Final round, ladies! Part 1 here and Part 2 here.   Albania  ”Enough with these prostitutes and fancy ladies. Albania is sturdy and traditional.”     Australia  ”FUCK THAT NOISE. Australia just wants to hit the nightclubs!”     Brazil...

Feathers, stripper heels, flags and weapons, darlings. There’s simply nothing like it to be found anywhere. Part 1 here. Part 3 to follow shortly. Hit it again, ladies.   Argentina “Am I a bat? Some form of demon? Or perhaps some species of bee? Come to Argentina, where our...

Darlings, for your Pretty of the Day, we give you something that’s bound to inspire vigorous opinion-stating. Because that’s just the kind of stinkers we are. Miss Elle gets the artsy editorial treatment from BULLETT magazine. Discuss.   Elle Fanning is featured in the latest...

We were all ready to arch an eyebrow, purse our lips, and say, Girl, That is NOT Your Skirt, but we’re starting to reconsider.   Demi Lovato attends attends ‘The X Factor’ Season 2 Finale Press Conference in Topshop. Topshop Premium Silky Boxy Shirt Topshop Moroccan...