Shower curtain and a marker…Voila… your very own Victoria’s Secret. Can you hear the Angels? [Screencap: Project...

Nina is all excited. She says “Can I see the back?” And then she adds “And tell me about those buttons.” “Adorable!”Sweetie, we love you, but c’mon. What’s so innovative about buttons? Oh look, here’s a picture of Nina when she first...

My name is Ulimariavontrappautobahnpotsdamerplatz Herzner, but everyone calls me Uli. BTW, we LOVED your dress. Fierce and sophisticated.  And the bitch worked it. [Screencaps: Project...

Oh My God, this bitch is F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S! We so hope she makes it to the final three. You go, girl! [Screencap: Project...

“Oh, sweet.” Ew, no Bradley! Gross. Robert! Didn’t you ever hear of Clorox?   [Screencap: Project...

“How did she do that? I can’t even thread this bobbin.”  Look at that face. That is sheer panic. The only thing that’s keeping her from taking a cold shit in her pants is the knowledge that it would be broadcast to millions of people. “WTF AM I DOING HERE? I...

Y’know I thought he might have had cheek implants but those things look like breast implants.   Oh he is so totally a drag queen on open mike night. We LOVE him.   [Screencaps: Project...

“I live on a farm in the middle of quote-unquote, nowhere.” Hey look! We found a picture of Angela’s house! Look at all the muslin hanging out to dry. [Photo:...

We think these two pictures just about sum it up, don’t you? [Screencaps: Project...

We just put this shot of Laura up because we love her. Isn’t she F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S? Bitch took a 5 minute cab ride and brought $10,000 worth of luggage. What the hell kind of freaky ass shit is she beaming into her kids’ heads? “Remember not to breathe mommy’s...

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