We’ll never forget your work on… And who could forget when you… Oh, and there was that one time that you… … Mmmkay, buh-bye! [Screencap: Project...

Sayonara, Sucker! Don’t let the door hitcha where the Good Lord splitcha! Can you tell we’re enjoying this? “I still had a couple tricks up my sleeve.” Pfft. Keith honey, they weren’t up your sleeve, they were under your bed. We can all learn a valuable lesson...

We hope you have a great one, you fabulously glamorous bitch! Let’s go shopping on 5th, expose our sternums, and fuck with shitheads! You can leave the kids at...

Before the craziness starts up again, we wanted to take a mo’ (as opposed to a ‘mo) to thank everyone for their words of support. We are completely blown away by the positive responses we’ve received from you guys! We honestly went into this thinking it was going to be a...

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“If this bitch tries to put me in a fucking bubble skirt I’m gonna rip out her jugular.” [Screencap: Project...

“I made many, many outfits for the dog and I thought about it a long time.”  We managed to get a hold of Keith’s sketches for the dog outfit! Check it out! [Screencap/Illustration: Project...

In honor of her birthday, we just wanted to give a little shoutout to the fine work Alison produced this week. This garment was stylish, original, and gorgeously made.   Plus, when the judges gave it high praise, the look on Alison’s face was so adorable that we fell a little in...

“Mmmmmmm. I wonder what kind of praise I’m going to get today?”  [Screencaps: Project...

“I did not like this outfit…at all.”  “And she dresses like a total asshat.” [Screencaps: Project...

  We have no idea why the judges keep ignoring your fine work, Michael. It’s beautiful and feminine, stylish and well-constructed. What we love about your last dress is that you stayed true to your hip-hop sensibilities (in another fabric and on another dress, that bust would be...

Otherwise known around the office as “Daddy’s Little Girl.” In other news, she’s awfully…shiny, isn’t she?  And what’s with the Wilma Flintstone look? [Screencaps: Project...

Alison: “Haha! Dude, my dog totally looks like you.” Bradley: “Oh wow, my dog totally looks like you. Haha!” Alison: “Haha!” Bradley: … Alison: … Bradley: “I’ll give you a quarter ounce for the dog.” Alison: “Deal.”...

“Oh wow, dude. Those lights are like… all bright and shit.”  “Dude! You got any Doritos?” “Man, I totally held that hit for like…twenty minutes. Awesome. Hey…am I supposed to like, make a dress or something?” [Screencaps: Project...

“Guys, it’s horses…”  Oh, and she just happened to have an equestrian outfit packed. Right. What we didn’t see: the frantic 6 am phone call to her maid. “Strap the kids into their beds and get down to the Atlas with my riding pants NOW!“...

Heidi was working those legs last night. “Hello! Welcome to the runway.” “Can you see my uterus from there? How’s it look?” [Screencaps: Project...

“Angela, your outfit was well constructed but it was way too over the top. We really question your taste level.”  “Also, you need a hot oil treatment.” [Screencaps: Project...

Oh, we are SOOOOO gonna be ripping on Bubblehead all week.  “To me, it looks like your model is going exactly where you’re going.”  And that would be where, exactly? The circus? [Screencaps: Project...

GIRL!!!!! You wuz ROBBED! That crazy-ass Angela with her tired bubble skirts needed to go! Your dress wasn’t the most intricate thing we’d ever seen, but it was cute (even if the hem was a little fucked up). You’re sweet and cute and young and talented. You’re gonna do...

Yes, Tara wore the dress. She looked FABULOUS, and she finished as 4th runner-up. Too bad her walk sucked. Congratulations again, Kayne!  Miss Japan was the crowd’s favorite. The bitch answered her questions in like 10 languages. Everyone was impressed. She was SOOO robbed. I bet...

Project Runway gave you a chance to show your mother and all of us that you really are talented and you will go far – AND you managed to make your mother sound like a total bitch to millions of people! Payback! [Screencaps: Project...

Just a quick question. Who’s doing your make-up, honey? ‘Cause that’s a L’Ot of L’Oréal. [Screencap: Project...

Look out! He’s gonna sing! Congratulations, darling (and Robert too)! You SO deserve it. Perfect dress for the occasion. [Screencaps: Project...

Wow, could she be any more uncomfortable? Look at how she’s sitting. Kick him in the balls, Tara! He’s so intense, little round mirrors are flying out of his head. “But I thought you were a fairy!…” “I think your legs are so important. They’re...

She’s all “An Empire waist and elbow-length gloves?” Check the sash, bitch! It says ‘Miss USA,’ Not ‘Miss Piggy!’ Get out my face!” [Screencap: Project...

Vera totally got into the spirit of things.  “I haven’t sewn in 25 years, but I made this dress in 12 hours out of the lining to an old set of luggage!” You go, girl! [Screencap: Project...