Sings a song, sounds like she’s singin’ Ooh! Baby, ooh! Said...

Not Alison! Not our fluffy little panda cub! Watching her get the Heidi treatment pained us. It was like watching someone kick a kitten. Besides, this was a bullshit auf’ing. We thought there were problems with the execution, but the design was intricate and interesting. She screwed it...

Congratulations on your second win, Michael! You know we’re your biggest fans, but uhh… …we don’t get it. No, seriously. We don’t get why this outfit won. The judges just creamed themselves over it and we thought it looked like crap. She looks like an escaped...

Mind if we have a word with you? No? Good. First off, you’re fabulous and we love you. Secondly, your taste is fabulous and we love it. Third, no one can fuck with shitheads in the sewing room like you can and for that, we love you. Fourth, you’re fabulous. But honey, we’re...

Okay, we get that in the cutthroat world of Project Runway, you might want to label your tools when you’re surrounded by backstabbing bitches in pursuit of the Saturn Sky Roadster. We get that. Really. Still… Robert honey, there was no need to be so flamboyant about it....

“I just basically peed my pants. I was totally excited. It was so dead on.”   “Hi. I’m Angela Keslar, Freelance Fashion Designer. As you all know from watching me on Season 3 of Bravo’s Project Runway, I’m an excitable girl from off the grid in O-HI-O....

What else is there to say, really? Oh yeah, your dress...

Our girl Kayne really thought he had this one locked up.   That is one uber-confident queen there.   “Lalalala. I could stand here and listen to this all day. WinnerWinnerWinner, that’s me. Kayne the winner.”   And here’s the exact moment when he...

Angela?!? What…? How…? Did Keith leave behind some pattern books? We don’t know where the hell that dress came from, but even we have to admit it passed through “style” and “taste” at some point before it got here. Good job, Angela....

There’s absolutely nothing bitchy we can say about this woman. If she sprouted little wings and took to holding a sparkly wand, she couldn’t be any more of the perfect fairy godmother for us. We just want to get some big fluffy pillows, lay at her feet and ask her to talk about...

Jackie O, Robert? Really? This? And this? That is pure “walk of shame” right there. That’s Jackie hailing a cab at 7 am, still drunk, her panties in her purse and last night’s makeup reduced to raccoon eyes and a fat lip. She lost the belt to her jacket some time...

It was really great getting to know some of the dress forms this week. As per usual, they ran the gamut from flaky to fabulous. And it’s always fun to watch a model process something outside her realm, like strategy and physical exertion. It’s like watching cats try to do algebra....

“Are you freaking kidding me? Shut up. You should be pretty and seen and not open your mouth.” Oh Kayne. That was beautiful. We couldn’t have said it better ourselves. Bravo, little gay brother in bitchery. Bra. Vo. Man, he really brought the gay this week, didn’t he?...

Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo!...

Awwwww. We were kind of heartbroken last night when Bradley Bongkirchner got auf’d. Yeah, the outfit was an affront to all that is fierce and fabulous in this world, and yeah, if Cher was standing in front of him when he presented that thing she probably would have ripped his head off...

    Finally! Our two favorite people paired up and tore it up last night, winning the big prize. Michael and Nazri, you were the Team Supreme and your pairing was magic. This outfit was beautifully tailored and perfect for the challenge. And it was HAWT. I don’t know about...

  GIRL!!!!!!!!!!! That outfit was ass, but you still looked FIERCE. You could sashay down the runway in a diaper and a trashbag and still make it work (and this being PR, you probably will). CAN’T WAIT to see you working a Pam Grier look tonight! [Photo: Project...

  “Jeepers, Joe! What is the Secret of the Old Mill, anyway?”  “That you’ve got the taste of a love-starved hyena?” “Rowr. Someone had their Bitcheeos this morning.” [Screencap: Project...

Anyone else notice that our girl Nina was a little…red hot last week?  “You SUCK!” “Are you fucking kidding me with this cowl neck bullshit?” “You are dead to me. Do you hear me? DEAD.” “God, why are you torturing me with these talentless...

“Your next challenge will be to design a 3-piece look for our INC brand at Macy’s. The winning designer will receive…”  “…a MILLION dollars!!” [Screencap: Project...

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“Robert, you were too conservative, from your color choices to your odd proportions. We felt that your outfit was a total bore.”  This isn’t happening! Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts! “Sparkles and starshine, Robert! This outfit is gorgeous! As...

  WATERMELON PUSSY PANTS! They’re VULGAR! They’re UGLY! They’re UNFLATTERING! Nina Garcia agrees! She says: “I’d shoot these for Elle right now! Lemme get my gun!!” [Screencaps: Project...

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?  WTF does THAT mean? And why do we think this is what Kayne sees every morning when he wakes up? [Screencap:...

  JOCKSTRAPS!  They’re FRESH! They’re FEMININE! They’re NOW!   [Photo:...